As seen online..


I have outlived my Penis�

My hammer days are over
His Light is out�
What use to be my pride and joy
Is now my water pipe.�

Time was when, on its own accord, from my pants it would spring.��‍♂️
But now I have got a full time job
to awaken a dead pipe�

It was once embarrassing the way it behaved. �
For every single morning it would
rise without consultation.��

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.�
To see my hammer hang it’s head,
And watch me tie my shoes �

It is well.
������������


https://www.instagram.com/p/B21x-tSppeP/?igshid=r075yj7l27br

FTC
I dedicate it to Charles Oputa

Is that lashes on that dude's eyes??
Nothing Chukwudi no go see for warehouse

Charly papa I hail o

Ode agba

Lalasticlala you nko?

Sentiment aside, this poem literally explain the certainty of life. Nothing last forever! If na lie ask Nwaamaikpe.

Now thats what I call a gangster pipe. Kalashnikov. The last Don.

mad man area fada and his gbola woes

Time and age will humble everything, including penis

What happen to your joy stick?
I dont overstated again.,

Abeg pack am kip inside your trouser. What rubbish!

This phallus lamentation awaits every man but the good news is that though it would take some time and effort to wake up but once it is alive, it does the job. Not completely a bad news unlike female menopause.

Obviously..........

May JT Muscles Rest wherever......

THE LIFE AND TIMES OF MR BJ

what an educative piece of information!!!!...nairaland is slowly becoming useless

Those ones dying on top of women in hotels are supposed to read this thing and understand that it's normal

safarigirl:
Time and age will humble everything, including penis

but still, penis will live longer than boobs that start sagging at age 35. Abi na lie I talk?

The drug called Signature can make an old man Bleep for more than 3 hrs

It had a great run while it lasted

ijaw1stson:
but still, penis will live longer than boobs that start sagging at age 35. Abi na lie I talk?

Sagging boobs can still produce milk my dear.

bh

Well...

This is deep,

he is dead but his manhood lives on

Okay seen.