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India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by gbengress1: 4:18pm On Nov 03, 2010
When I was young my elder brothers used to tell me a story about one bizarre match that was between Nigeria and India.I was made2realise that there was an agreement between both countries that if Nigeria could score a goal that Nigeria has automatically won the match.
They told me that many weird things happened during the match such as the ball turning to lion,tiger,snake,stone,etc.When the score was 100-0 in favour of India,Samuel Okwaraji wanted to play a shot, the ball turned into a stone but he went on playing it and the ball scored but Okwaraji eventually died,
Have you ever had of this before?Lets know what you think about this
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by StudioCFR(m): 4:38pm On Nov 03, 2010
Where is the joke?

Samuel okwaraji died august 12 1981 for national stadium - true!

But only god know wetin kill am.
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by Brisingr(m): 6:42pm On Nov 03, 2010
Heard it too and added a little spice then spread the story to some of my friends
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by MrBones2(m): 2:01am On Nov 04, 2010
[size=13pt] where is the joke. This is jokes' section not sports' [/size]
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by Jezzybrown(m): 3:01pm On Nov 04, 2010
yeah i have heard it before.
my children were even saying da same story a few months ago
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by StudioCFR(m): 4:53pm On Nov 04, 2010
U don old oh

I'm happy for you
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by Eemah(m): 10:39pm On Nov 04, 2010
Heard it too, then went and rendered the revised standard version so i could feel like a champion.
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by frgy1: 4:04am On Nov 05, 2010
didnt we all. it was like a national pride among kids at that time.
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by Migines(m): 7:02am On Nov 05, 2010
Nig-Ind. . . . D match dat never was.
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by gbengress1: 12:13pm On Nov 08, 2010
It is always told to prove the heroic and passion of old Nigerian footballer,well i think it doesn't happen, lol,how  d fable circulate only God knows,
I was also told that Thunder Balogun used shot to kill a goal keeper wìth his left føot,
The story goes, One of the best goal keeper at that time heard about the heroic display of Thunder balogun and he went to him telling him that he(balogun)cannot score a single penalty out of 3 with him on the goal post.Balogun laughed saying that it is impossible,the goal keeper then told him that they should bet with all their belongings(including their wives)and balogun accepted the offer.On the fixed day 4d penalty, many people from Nigeria(including the wife of balogun)and d people of the country of the goalkeeper met at d stadium then the penalty session began.Thunder balogun was a right footer.
The first penalty was played with the right leg but the keeper saved it,d same with second penalty, Lest I 4get,when balogun was young he used to play fball with anything he saw,one day he was using orange to play football but d orange accidentally hit an old woman but he begged d woman&took proper care of d woman and d woman was pleased with his action.That made the womam to give him a ring to put on his left foot that whenever he need to score at all cost,he should use his left foot,
Back to the penalty session,when balogun wanted to play d last penalty kick his wife(knowing that she would be enslaved had he lose the last penalty)shouted, Thunder Balogun!!Balogun!! Balogun!! Try your left!!
On hearing this Thunder balogun used his left foot to play a supershot but the shot went straight to the keeper and pass through the belle of the gk and d ball scored but the keeper died immediately,
Have u heard dis?Lets know
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by Migines(m): 7:19am On Nov 09, 2010
^
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|. . . . These re d kainof thngs u hear wen u attend d wrng primary sch. *smh*
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by dyabman(m): 11:00am On Nov 09, 2010
have never heard this before . . .my first time hearing.
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by StudioCFR(m): 11:06am On Nov 09, 2010
I hear u
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by gbengress1: 11:48am On Nov 09, 2010
it is an old myth
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by Mobinga: 12:38pm On Nov 09, 2010
I heard the story. . . But I never believed, because I was the smartest kid on the block
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by StudioCFR(m): 12:50pm On Nov 09, 2010
Smartest kid in your dream
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by easynet49(m): 1:48pm On Nov 09, 2010
you guys should be care full
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by gbengress1: 2:34pm On Nov 09, 2010
Studio CFR:

Smartest kid in your dream
Mobinga:

I heard the story. . . But I never believed, because I was the smartest kid on the block
i knew u belived, u even told ur 4rends, lol
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by djmummy: 10:20am On Nov 10, 2010
yup heard both stories from my elder brother. he used to tell me when I was younger although the balogun story's a bit different.
The gatekeeper was his twin brother and it was a final match with him taking the last penalty so he had to score but killed his brother in the process.

It was fun when one was younger but now to think about such things is even ridiculous. The stories just can't be facts
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by gbengress1: 10:43pm On Nov 10, 2010
lol
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by leo2009(m): 11:48am On Nov 11, 2010
i know why Samuel okwaraji died, durin d match he wz tryin to chest d ball and d ball hit him on his balls,instead of letting every body to know wat happen, he dcided to suffer in pain, till he slumped, becareful wit ur balls, dere ar really delicate
Re: India 100 Vs 1 Nigeria by gbengress1: 3:16pm On Nov 11, 2010
leo2009:

i know why Samuel okwaraji died, durin d match he wz tryin to chest d ball and d ball hit him on his balls,instead of letting every body to know wat happen, he dcided to suffer in pain, till he slumped, becareful wit your balls, dere ar really delicate
i cant stop laughing

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