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Enter The Place by xamphara: 8:40pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
Case1, She is ur good friend, u guys talk wella, sex, money, life, work every,she comes around once in a while, but wont take anything except she does the cooking and we eat together. Av axd her for a mess but she declines. kiss, hugs yes, but av not entered the place. Case 2, met at the embassy some time ago, xchanged digits and have been at good talking distance. invited her over to house but she prefers any eatery.See she looks crazy-hot and will cause a heavy dangle in any man's thingy. Axd about her boyfie and she says 'none, its not worth it'. That means she's free, but i guess she doesnt want to sound or look like a loose gal. But i want to[b] enter the place[/b], any strategy from the screwmasters? |
Re: Enter The Place by kokoye(m): 8:41pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
ask, and maybe the door will be open. you cannot know unless you ask. or you can go find a locksmith to make a master key for you |
Re: Enter The Place by Yorisb: 8:55pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
kokoye: Matt 7:7 |
Re: Enter The Place by xamphara: 9:01pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
Yorisb:, U dont get it, i have axd now and they keep declining. I mean congi on particular chiks cant xpire even in 100 yrs! I have axd and door remain closed! |
Re: Enter The Place by Yorisb: 9:07pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
xamphara: In that case, 2Ps (patience and persistence) will see u enter the place in due time. |
Re: Enter The Place by xamphara: 9:19pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
, Ok yorisb, i will, tho i kno these chiks are getting combed somehow, somewhere, |
Re: Enter The Place by james1(m): 9:40pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
@poster.I really would have loved to send you my thougt in an email but then, those gurls are putting up the good gurl attitude;see,they believe you are the marriageable type hence the"show"of good character,lol. Women no matter their style can get thrown off balance with a well measured dose of unexpected adventure. Do you like the great outdoors?cos this is where the big fun is that starts with a capital letter F. Why the great outdoor?when a person is frighten the body release's adrenalin that makes such want to fight or take flight;whilst in such heightened state anything is possible. Can you ride a seadoo?that aquatic machine that sits 2 or 3.if you live in lagos you can take any of the 2 for a high tension ride to takwa bay,sounds simple?it works magic on any woman's system.at the other side after you cross take your chances.all you need is a one hit and the story will change forever!!or rent a boat with a cabin;the cabin is well laid out,anything you think in term of comfort is there.many exotic gurl's have been pounded silly or taken to eldorado in these machine's. Well targeted goodtime wrecks havoc in gurl's system.most 9ja gurl's know bout eateries and all but very,very few has this experience. The king take's some rest, |
Re: Enter The Place by jamace(m): 10:53pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
In that case, 2Ps (patience and persistence) will see u enter the place in due time. Yes o. Try this. |
Re: Enter The Place by Dsense(m): 10:57pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
Vomiting |
Re: Enter The Place by IZUKWU(m): 11:05pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
Earnestly waiting for the strategist to give their advice. You never know ,i might need it one day. |
Re: Enter The Place by googles: 11:10pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
D-sense: my friendt pack that thing sha-sharp |
Re: Enter The Place by Dsense(m): 11:14pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
googles:Oh dear ,but it's splashed everywhere.Help me pack it |
Re: Enter The Place by r231(m): 11:20pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
ewwwwwwww |
Re: Enter The Place by googles: 11:20pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
D-sense: Inyaaaaamamama common lie down and start licking it off my persian carpet jor ***eewww *** |
Re: Enter The Place by Dsense(m): 11:24pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
googles:What is Inyaaaamamamama now Was it not what u fed me yesterday? Let's pack it jor. r231:What ?u wanna help |
Re: Enter The Place by r231(m): 11:25pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
^^^^no thanx OYO or maybe googles can help ya |
Re: Enter The Place by Dsense(m): 11:28pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
r231:She's helping already |
Re: Enter The Place by googles: 11:42pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
D-sense: when I kept magma on the table, did i say twas yours ? you saw sommin on the table you ate it now yuh are blaming me shior my friend pack jor. . see this part arrghhh inyamaaaaa r231: help fire. . hez totally on his own |
Re: Enter The Place by Dsense(m): 11:48pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
googles:C'mon stop denying that u fed me with ur hands last night,Stop playing innocence jor. We re packing this together. |
Re: Enter The Place by googles: 11:51pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
D-sense: Implication ah ! dont worry Mr. cork will come and lick it off wen he resumes duty |
Re: Enter The Place by Dsense(m): 11:57pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
googles:I'm alright with ur offer or bid,However My cork is a frequent enemy.so he's always welcome to nd acomplish this national task . |
Re: Enter The Place by googles: 11:58pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
lmao. . . |
Re: Enter The Place by Dsense(m): 12:10am On Nov 04, 2010 |
googles:Yeah,What's good ,How re u doing today, . . . . . . isn't that too late? |
Re: Enter The Place by googles: 12:35am On Nov 04, 2010 |
lol. . . u try well well berra late dan never tho' am aii thanks. . yuh? |
Re: Enter The Place by Dsense(m): 12:39am On Nov 04, 2010 |
googles:Lol.I'm good. |
Re: Enter The Place by googles: 12:46am On Nov 04, 2010 |
kool. . how ya plenty wives and shudrens at home |
Re: Enter The Place by Dsense(m): 12:49am On Nov 04, 2010 |
googles:Eeyah,,Lol,Amen ,Bt not plenty wives just 10. Ur nko .Ur plenty husbands nd children |
Re: Enter The Place by googles: 8:16am On Nov 04, 2010 |
D-sense: aww just ten ? c'mon you av a big me ? I have just two o and they don follow woman go sef, only me tending our 50 shudrens |
Re: Enter The Place by 190: 1:24pm On Nov 04, 2010 |
i de vex!"! |
Re: Enter The Place by dazzle37(f): 1:37pm On Nov 04, 2010 |
what is making you vex on all the threads ? 190: |
Re: Enter The Place by zealot4me(f): 1:43pm On Nov 04, 2010 |
190: NAK UR HEAD 4 WALL |
Re: Enter The Place by 190: 1:47pm On Nov 04, 2010 |
^^ cos i nor see my wife dem!! |
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