Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says , You know , I don ' t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we ' ve been out drinking , I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway . I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house . I sneak up the stairs. I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late ! His buddy looks at him and says , Well , you ' re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway , slam the door, storm up the steps , throw my shoes into the closet , jump into bed , rub my hands on my wife' s butt and say , ' How about a B.low j*b?' And she ' s always sound asleep .

I suppose' laugh
But,

Nice 1 porter but ur secod freind is a real man lol

The second man wife no want trouble at all. Hence pretending to be sound asleep.

Studio CFR:

I suppose' laugh
But,

Must you always be stu-pid? or do you just enjoy collecting "re-tard-ed benefits" from the government?

you just go around with your big but empty head criticising people's post.

Tell me which part of the joke that isn't damn funny 

Who dey frustrate u like dis

See as u dey sweat

Lol. "reverse phychology"

Lol

l dont seem to be laughin at the joke as well,
that doesnt mean its not funny to some pple.
@talknafree, if l should go my ur name on nairaland (talknafree)
u r not suppose to be mad @ studio,cus u said it all (talk is free)
so let any1 say whatever they feel like - its free.
u seem mad @ studio, n u appear to be angry while he seem calm by his comment.
his actually havin fun @ ur expense (ur anger)

Talk no be free at all

Hehehe

@angels,
*smiles*

u surely aint goin to be smilin @ my other comments in some joke about u.
U've not spoken rudely to my person b4, but am expectin ur rants any moments from now

, and dat waz "angelz" reporting 4 "lets break everything down" Fm.

Tehehe
@Angels. . .
I will be expecting.

lol

Migines:

Lol. "reverse phychology"

True talk.


Mr Poster, what about the third drunk?

^^^^ dats a mistake
U are too observant jor

Are my?

nice one jezzy.

Studio CFR:

Are my?

not you i was refering to angel

clemcykul:

nice one jezzy.

thanks clemzy

@op i loved it.

Coolabbie:

@op i loved it.

thanks swity