1. Just�� because I say "feel at home" you now warm soup�, make eba and chop two meat��. Are you okay����
2. In private school� you pay, in private hospital� you pay, but you want to eat private�� part for free�. May private thunder� locate you...��������������
3 . I still don't understand�� what *Talent* means�... Because the uglier you are, the more sweet� your voice is.. Don't argue with me�.... Just go to church⛪ and see..☺��������
4. Nigeria�� is not save, i was kidnapped and killed�� but I managed to escape������������...
5. Who else noticed�� that No bank sent Happy Independence Day to their customers?������
Nigeria��
This is my country where a slay queen�� will celebrate birthday three or four times in a year���
This is my country where guys�� greet fellow guys with insults and girls�� greet by hugging each other
This is my country where education� is the key but after graduation the girls�� become make up artists or bakers and guys go carry Keke or do Yahoo���
This is my country where our politicians remember the poor�� masses once in 4 years⌚⌚
This is my country where once a guy�� carries laptop and police see� you, you be Yahoo boy��
This is my country where if want to get followers�� on social media you must do a give away��
This is my country where a jobless girl�� will be complaining that most guys�� are broke abeg make you no insult me�
This is my country where we have professional beggars on the streets and online...��
May God help�� us for this country��....
6. So one☝� day I will stand at the alter� and then a lot of people will be watching� me putting a ring� on someone's finger��? Me that don't have sense�, I will laugh�� and run away������������.
7. Just because�� I gave goat� a lift and you're calling me a thief��...won't humans help�� animals again..���������
8. Research➿ has shown that: every delicious� AKARA is sold near a gutter�..the bigger the Gutter...the nicer the AKARA..☺�������
9. So since�� all these years⌚, nobody, not even my close friends� actually told me that�� the past tense of bread� is Sliced bread��.
You people are wicked jare..☺������
10. If your wife�� can't cook no problem cook� for yourself you are in a marriage not in a restaurant �✋
If your husband�� doesn't give you money� no problem you are in a marriage not a bank…work and earn yours…
(50-50)..�����☺��
11. Last night�� i had a serious fight�� with my wife�� just because i was drunk�, and she made me promised her never to get my self drunk� again which I did. Today I went to my friends birthday� party my colleague at my working place, we all ate�, drink and had fun�. And now am so drunk�, I manage to know my way back home�. When I entered my house I was sitting�� on my sofa in my sitting room when my wife�� was coming down from the step, and I don't won't her�� to know that am drunk� so that we won't have another fight��, I started operating my laptop�, when she came closer�� to me she said "honey who are you trying to fool? I can see� that you are really drunk�!" I quickly replied "look here woman I don't want your trouble this time⌚ around, because i won't tolerate� any nonsense from you. Well as u can see�, I'm only trying to do some office work on my system�." She said to me "I see, but why are you typing on your briefcase�??...☺������
12. My neighbor�� called me to come and help her kill a rat� in her house . I kept my condom�� in my pocket because no one knows the type of rat��...���������
13. Buhari is flying✈️ , Osinbajo is coordinating, saraki is wondering , Dino is joking� , kanu is threatening�� , Bello is enjoying� , Buildings are collapsing , prices are Rising ☹️, people‍ are suffering , APC� is disappointing , PDP☂️ is complaining� , Teacher are crying� , politicians are lying , Girls are slaying� , Boys are Betting� , JAMB is misbehaving️�, Graduates are browsing️� , Policemen are collecting
, EFCC are seizing , DSS‍ is arresting️ , ASUU️ is striking�️️ , Eagles� are playing and #Opeyemi is rhyming���� and you are reading very soon you'll start commenting️ , ISN'T NIGERIA�� INTERESTING??��������⚖️
14. A man�� with AK 47 ran into a church⛪ and pointed the gun� at the congregation�‍�‍�‍��‍�‍�‍� saying️, "Who is a child of GOD here?! Let me send him to heaven? The congregation remained silent��.
He then released one shot� into the roof, the congregation shouted�️, "It's the Pastor�! He always says that he is a child of GOD!"
Pastor� replied, "What kind of conspiracy is this?� Every one here knows�️ that I am the son of Ekua Safoa Donkor�. How am I related to GOD?�����������
15. My girlfriend�� ended our relationship� today
just because of used condom�� a rat brought� into my room..�������
#FACT����..... Poverty is manufactured in bed. You can't be sleeping� like you're competing with the dead� and expect to be rich� in the land of living��...
Get up and work ����
God help those who help them self....������