Why blame the pastor?

You can bet thousands paid a handsome tithe that day.....

Bestpresident:
UD

Give me ur contact then.

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Jxt dis small tin and they are complaining.
�They dunno.

Just imaging tonto reaction right now...

majamajic:



if done in private , it will loose market value

lols...issa show biz

Fragility6:

D one wey perform fake death dat time na wich country e cum from?

Na South Africa o

That is just a small thing to what God can do

Famousbabe:


https://www.instagram.com/p/B3fxO5FpXbc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Source: http://www.thefamousnaija.com/2019/10/video-south-africans-mock-prophet.html?m=1

What a sorry case!

Even we NIGERIANS are laughing at the magician

Famousbabe:


https://www.instagram.com/p/B3fxO5FpXbc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Source: http://www.thefamousnaija.com/2019/10/video-south-africans-mock-prophet.html?m=1

it's hilarious until waruna must have miraculously lost his wife as a result of a miraculous joy stick then the deed will spark another xenophobic outbreak ����

Mehn naija dey really five this people sleepless night...cus they cnt stop talking about naija..

Same people wey dey eat grass for church..mumu people full South Africa I swear..

All these desperate con men embarrassing us, there should be a special punishment for them.

Which is more probable, the resurrection of impotent penis by a Nigerian pastor or the resurrection of a dead human being by South African pastor? Nigerians never laughed at the stupid South African pastor and those South Africans that believed he brought a dead human being back from the dead but South Africans are laughing at a Nigerian Pastor that once performed the erecting of a Penis rites . Arrogant ignorance at its purest and that is so typical of the stupidity of Africans for which I wish Nigeria no part in the form of our joining free Africa trade zones, one Africa passports, Ecowas and such nonsense.

Hmmm

Thermodynamics:


in your final moments, when you are about to die, with great uncertainty about the after life and where you are going next, you'll call into God.
I pray you get the chance.
Can you proof that there is no God?

you don't know how you got here

you don't even know and can't control your future.

You are just here ranting, what if truly there is a God up there after all, and you've spent most of your life insulting and mocking him.

De there de form James bond.

are you papa bimbo, abeg no vex n� joke I dey joke

Stupid South Africans, their pastors are worst

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Yoruba fake pastor

He is from Edo State

Na only we Nigerians have a right to laugh at our pastors.
You stupid xenophobes in South Africa better close your dirty teeth that look like that of Bush men of kalahari in the gods must be crazy movie.

Losers.... Are your pastors not worse?
HIV infested negroids

PrincessB1:

Give me ur contact then.

07063207797

goat22:


Hello Sir, her new number is 07022172834 but you will add comma after the 17 because she is now in Sao tome and principe

this is not a game please,,, she's an friend I have been searching for sometime now

MisterKings:
Na only we Nigerians have a right to laugh at our pastors.
You stupid xenophobians in South Africa better close your dirty teeth that look like that of Bush men of kalahari in the gods must be crazy movie.
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LOL!

You call South Africans stupid and yet you use words such as "xenophoBIANS"
Next time say XENOPHOBES - just a quick English lesson S-wipe.

OtemAtum:
Jehovah is a specialist in penis matter, but ordinary cancer he cannot cure for real.
Anyway, today marks the 3rd year, 1st month, 2nd week and 5th day that Jehovah, Allah and other gods of religion have been trapped in their spiritual cage.

You are a waste of sperm. Foolishness is free but you should not have an overdose of it

ChieduJoshua081:


You are a waste of sperm. Foolishness is free but you should not have an overdose of it

Are you the one who prophesied a great curse on me the other day for revealing the present state of Jehovah your god? Sorry your prophecy couldn't work on me, perhaps because your god remains in his cage. What do you think of your failed prophecy, guy?
Well, may the Light of God Almighty which created Jehovah your god speedily reveal the truth to you. Aseeeee!!!

OtemAtum:
Are you the one who prophesied a great curse on me the other day for revealing the present state of Jehovah your god? Sorry your prophecy couldn't work on me, perhaps because your god remains in his cage. What do you think of your failed prophecy, guy?
Well, may the Light of God Almighty which created Jehovah your god speedily reveal the truth to you. Aseeeee!!!

And by the way is it only on nairaland you preach ur stupid irrelevant folk tales? How about you open a TV station to broadcast your foolishness to the whole world ?

ChieduJoshua081:


And by the way is it only on nairaland you preach ur stupid irrelevant folk tales? How about you open a TV station to broadcast your foolishness to the whole world ?

First of all, the messages are not meant for the people of this generation. They are meant for people in a far far generation starting from year 2625 and beyond. Hope you won't tell me that fictitious rapture would have happened before then

Also, what I am talking about isn't foolishness but wisdom. It is the wisdom and knowledge of the unlimited universes in existence. Your brain can't comprehend the 'stupendousness' and the 'gargantuanity' of the messages, that's why your innocent brain could interprete it as stupidity.
The history of the universes is something that Jehovah, Allah and many other gods of religions put together cannot even understand, how much more you who worship at least one of these beings?

On a final note, why did your prophecy on me not come to pass? Is it because of the imprisonment of Jehovah whom you think would have helped you to bring it to pass? Anyway, there's room for excuses or perhaps another negative prophecy against me.

My wish is for the light of God Almighty which created Jehovah your god to reveal the truth of the multi verse to you. A see!!!

OtemAtum:
First of all, the messages are not meant for the people of this generation. They are meant for people in a far far generation starting from year 2625 and beyond. Hope you won't tell me that fictitious rapture would have happened before then

Also, what I am talking about isn't foolishness but wisdom. It is the wisdom and knowledge of the unlimited universes in existence. Your brain can't comprehend the 'stupendousness' and the 'gargantuanity' of the messages, that's why your innocent brain could interprete it as stupidity.
The history of the universes is something that Jehovah, Allah and many other gods of religions put together cannot even understand, how much more you who worship at least one of these beings?

On a final note, why did your prophecy on me not come to pass? Is it because of the imprisonment of Jehovah whom you think would have helped you to bring it to pass? Anyway, there's room for excuses or perhaps another negative prophecy against me.

My wish is for the light of God Almighty which created Jehovah your god to reveal the truth of the multi verse to you. A see!!!

Please accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour. You are just a science extremist. Or a possessed human being. The message is not for people of this generation but am of this generation so why are u telling me ? Why don't you just sleep and wake up in the 2625 and preach to that generation.

That book you are reading , who wrote it ? In What language did they write it ? How long have people known it? Why do people not still know about it till now ? Why is Christianity the dominant religion in the world now (2.4billion people)? Why not your nonsense whatever you call it? You think you are the only one who have read it ? People have read it before you but it was stupid and just a history book. You are there talking nonsense about the bible. The origin of mankind. The origin of the world and even before the world began. The writing of the inspiration of God almighty. Yahweh. The I am that I am. The King of kings and the Lord of lords . The creator of the heavens and the earth and every living thing in them . You don't know what you have put your hand . This ur stupidity will bring great evil upon you and your innocent generation if you don't stop it and ask for the mercy of your creator. Shalom

ChieduJoshua081:


Please accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour. You are just a science extremist. Or a possessed human being. The message is not for people of this generation but am of this generation so why are u telling me ? Why don't you just sleep and wake up in the 2625 and preach to that generation.

I am not a science extremist o. How many science did I even know sef before I got the revelation? Did I even know how to carry out a scientific experiment successfully back then? I was more into religion than science when my purpose on this earth for revealed to me. I can't just sleep and wake up in the year 2625 because the principles of this world doesn't go that way. For example, many of these scientific inventions didn't just come out of the blue. They had foundations in ancient sciences of hundreds and thousands of years ago. So is this history. A mountain doesn't just spring from nowhere, it has a lava hidden in the mantle and crust for years. Then it comes to the surface and also has a deep foundation seated beneath the crust. So this History is the father of many histories to come in the future. That's why it must be here first to be a foundation to the beginning of a new age called THE AGE OF AQUARIUS.

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That book you are reading , who wrote it ? In What language did they write it ? How long have people known it? Why do people not still know about it till now ? Why is Christianity the dominant religion in the world now (2.4billion people)? Why not your nonsense whatever you call it?

The book has thousands of authors, including neanderthals, homo erectuses? Surprised!!! And even some beings we now see as gods. The book was written in several languages including the SERIOT LANGUAGE of the gods. I can teach you the language if you wish. It was known last some millions of years back, in the days of the homo erectuses. Now it is resurfacing again as a fulfillment to the things that must happen on earth. People of our days don't know about it till date because it is not supposed to be publicised very much these days. It should be made a little bit famous now, until the year 2625 and after when it would be mostly needed. Christianity have to be the most dominant religion now according to the THUMMIM of the LIGHT OF GOD ALMIGHTY, the creator of Jehovah, which said that the Religion will dominate the world for 2000 years, but at the 3000th year, it would begin to diminish for science and scientific-oriented ideas to reign. Not only christianity, but all religions of the world will diminish to the bearest minimum before year 3000. This is because the earth in the Age of Aquarius must run on science rather than religion. The BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY isn't nonsense as you think. It is the superset of all books, deprived of lies, unlike the Bible, Quran and other books of religions which are filled with lies and biasness.

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You think you are the only one who have read it ? People have read it before you but it was stupid and just a history book. You are there talking nonsense about the bible. The origin of mankind. The origin of the world and even before the world began. The writing of the inspiration of God almighty.

All these are falsehood which you may not understand now, but you will get to know them in the future.

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Yahweh. The I am that I am. The King of kings and the Lord of lords . The creator of the heavens and the earth and every living thing in them . You don't know what you have put your hand . This ur stupidity will bring great evil upon you and your innocent generation if you don't stop it and ask for the mercy of your creator. Shalom

Yahweh is not even up to 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the extent of the tip of the 'tongue' of God Almighty its creator, yet you are exalting him like this. Even I Otem, who is an insignificant part of God Almighty, am far beyond Yahweh in power and might, yet I can't claim to be the whole of God Almighty, let alone Yahweh who is currently in his spiritual cage as we speak. All I can say is that the Light of God Almighty should please reveal the truth of the UNIVERSES TO YOU. PEACE!

TMKsouth:


LOL!

You call South Africans stupid and yet you use words such as "xenophoBIANS"
Next time say XENOPHOBES - just a quick English lesson S-wipe.

Na joke gerrout

MisterKings:


Na joke gerrout

What the hell does this mean?

TMKsouth:


What the hell does this mean?

Wait are you south african?