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The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by 0temSapien: 11:33pm On Oct 19, 2019
Billions of years back when God Almighty first informed its first humanlike creatures about sex, here is how Jehovah aka Yahweh reacted:

Adspiramen 2:27-29

27. Every living being, the male Homos like you all, has two lives to live in two different planets. The shapes of the planets you shall exist in these two times are in your scrotal sacs. You also have right to make your own life with the liquid that shall be generated from your sacs.

28. When Yahweh heard this, he smiled gently to himself and God the Universe knew the intention of his mind. "Yahweh," God called him before all. "Do what you want to do, for no one can stop you from doing so."

29. Yahweh bowed before God the Universe and gave thanks to it.

Yahweh's knack for sex was revealed in the chapters which follows.

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Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by dalass(f): 5:40am On Oct 20, 2019
Which religion be this?
Which book are you quoting from? angry
Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by OtemAtum: 7:08am On Oct 20, 2019
dalass:
Which religion be this?
Which book are you quoting from? angry
This is not a religion, but you can find this reference from the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY. Follow it here:

https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos
Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by dalass(f): 2:42pm On Oct 20, 2019
OtemAtum:
This is not a religion, but you can find this reference from the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY. Follow it here:

https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos

Its author?

Yahweh
Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by Ahasco(m): 10:17pm On Oct 31, 2019
dalass:
Which religion be this?
Which book are you quoting from? angry

Are you a learner. The truth that has been hidden for billions of years is now known yippee! If you don't know, now you know!
Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by OtemAtum: 11:52am On Nov 28, 2019
dalass:


Its author?

Yahweh
Yahweh didn't author the Book of Universal History. If he did, then it makes the book automatically a lie, because Yahweh is the father of liars. The Book Of Universal History is authored by many past beings and being compiled by Otem. The book comes with different languages from billions of years back. The Seriot language is the most prominent of the languages and currently, the Seriot words are back to be learnt and known by humans of our age forward.

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Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by dalass(f): 3:02pm On Nov 29, 2019
OtemAtum:

Yahweh didn't author the Book of Universal History. If he did, then it makes the book automatically a lie, because Yahweh is the father of liars. The Book Of Universal History is authored by many past beings and being compiled by Otem. The book comes with different languages from billions of years back. The Seriot language is the most prominent of the languages and currently, the Seriot words are back to be learnt and known by humans of our age forward.

Figment of your imagination and shadowy creatures like you.
Sorry case.
undecided

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Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by OtemAtum: 4:45pm On Nov 29, 2019
dalass:


Figment of your imagination and shadowy creatures like you.
Sorry case.
undecided
Keep your sorry and enjoy yourself. Peace.
Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by dalass(f): 5:26pm On Nov 29, 2019
OtemAtum:
Keep your sorry and enjoy yourself. Peace.
Woreva
Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by 0temSapien: 6:07pm On Nov 30, 2019
dalass:

Woreva
Happy Weekends
Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by 0temSapien: 9:45pm On Jan 15, 2020
Learn the truth
Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by Demaduka(m): 12:04pm On Jan 19, 2020
0temSapien:
Billions of years back when God Almighty first informed its first humanlike creatures about sex, here is how Jehovah aka Yahweh reacted:

Adspiramen 2:27-29

27. Every living being, the male Homos like you all, has two lives to live in two different planets. The shapes of the planets you shall exist in these two times are in your scrotal sacs. You also have right to make your own life with the liquid that shall be generated from your sacs.

28. When Yahweh heard this, he smiled gently to himself and God the Universe knew the intention of his mind. "Yahweh," God called him before all. "Do what you want to do, for no one can stop you from doing so."

29. Yahweh bowed before God the Universe and gave thanks to it.

Yahweh's knack for sex was revealed in the chapters which follows.
Sorry, is that what the secret cult are teaching you and you believed it?

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Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by 0temSapien: 5:29am On Jan 25, 2020
Demaduka:

Sorry, is that what the secret cult are teaching you and you believed it?
This is not secret cult guy, it's the pure truth. Even Yahweh, Allah and the rest of the gods can testify to this.
Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by 0temSapien: 4:19am On Jan 26, 2020
Learn the truth.
Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by OtemAtum: 7:51pm On Mar 20, 2020
Learn
Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by OtemAtum: 7:57pm On Apr 08, 2020
Learn from this too. Sometimes man must be excited in za oza room.
Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by 0temSapien: 2:22pm On Jul 19, 2020
Know the truth
Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by Georgekyrian(m): 1:59pm On Aug 05, 2020
dalass:
Which religion be this?
Which book are you quoting from? angry

@dalass I keep following the guy to see what is moving him...

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Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by 0temSapien: 6:57am On Aug 06, 2020
Georgekyrian:


@dalass I keep following the guy to see what is moving him...
The energy of all scientific gods is what is empowering me.

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Re: The Excitement Of Jehovah Over Sex by 0temSapien: 12:41am On Jan 08, 2021
Hmm

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