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| How I Go Come Do Am by chukxy44(m): 6:50pm On Nov 11, 2010 |
This is not a joke but where esle can you get the best advice without getting hurt if not the joke section. so kindly read true and be straight forward with your honest answers. There is this lady, we work in the same org. we are kind of close friends (Office pals) her birthday is next week and as her office boyfriend concern she done make straight birthday demand (Guess what my birthday is next week, so what are u buying, ehn ok, why not just buy me a new phone , any nice Camare phone prefarable Nokia with blue tooth and external memorie and a nice big doll) In fact I fall mogul, I go say no problem. But the truth be say problem dey, I no fit aford any thing outside a meal on her birthday (cos I dey broke and in fact my thirteen month slary has beeen eroded into the budget) and the lady done they spread the news say I done promise to buy am phone. I know one die, make una help me watin I go come do. Here no be romance section I know. |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by Nobody: 6:53pm On Nov 11, 2010 |
Borrow. She is probably worth more than that. Did you not know that her birthday comes only once a year? |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by Migines(m): 7:05pm On Nov 11, 2010 |
Roflmfbo. Dis is actually way hilarious than some "attempted jokes" my advice-on her birthday do wateva u can afford if she doznt appreciate it, offer her "birthday sex" beta still let her contact me -->chk profile 4 email addy |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by StudioCFR(m): 7:17pm On Nov 11, 2010 |
Stale |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by chukxy44(m): 7:20pm On Nov 11, 2010 |
kITA TITA: Sha u go borrow me till next year co e no follow for my suplimentary budget at all(if person buy phone now watin person go come do for christmas) na dat time you go dey here wat are you buying me, where are u taking me to for chirstmas (for Heave sake its also ONCE a Year!) Migines: How do I redeem my imiage (A collegue I hinted told me that if I refuse it would break her heart) but the tot of it alone breaks my wallet. |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by Migines(m): 7:23pm On Nov 11, 2010 |
In dat case, U nd ur nokia fone luving girlfrnd can go fu<k on d moon 4 all I care. . . |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by Bella87(f): 7:44pm On Nov 11, 2010 |
If she's not ur wife and already demanding gifts = forget her. . . |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by jossy1luv(f): 8:23pm On Nov 11, 2010 |
Either u break her heart or ur wallet, the choice is urs. |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by gunpoint(m): 10:28pm On Nov 11, 2010 |
My commanders r recuitin, we dnt offer nokia fones bt she'l get a siemens walkie talkie, She gets a new job nd a new talkabout, u can get a new office chic nd my army gets 1mor person willn 2die 4 d cause! Long live GUNPOINT!!! |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by StudioCFR(m): 11:39pm On Nov 11, 2010 |
Mtchew |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by Migines(m): 1:12am On Nov 12, 2010 |
Gunpoint! Gud 2 c som old handles around ey |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by gunpoint(m): 8:19am On Nov 12, 2010 |
Migines u old terrorist u. Heard my American allies had shoot u dead in yemen, hw com u r stil postn? Cant trust dis blastd Americans, gues im goin 2 hv 2 hv u shot my self. . . |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by B4UIWAZ(f): 8:21am On Nov 12, 2010 |
lol |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by Migines(m): 8:23am On Nov 12, 2010 |
Lol *left 4 dead, back 4 vengeance* |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by CArt(m): 8:44am On Nov 12, 2010 |
Bella87:E no dey easy like that,let him take loan from the office and make her happy  |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by gunpoint(m): 1:57pm On Nov 12, 2010 |
 @migs Well u shulda stayed dead, bt I can arrange dat. Missd ur bloody civilian ass(nd dnt u dare quote mi) So we is d old crew |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by chukxy44(m): 6:55pm On Nov 12, 2010 |
CArt: Humm this might just be the last resort. In fact the lady has been too nice and a darling since the birthday annoucement, she even dey spoon feed me now. E no easy oo |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by Exponental(m): 10:13pm On Nov 12, 2010 |
Tell her the ship bringing the containers loaded with her bday gift had a flat tyre and will take some time to fix. |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by chukxy44(m): 4:39pm On Nov 13, 2010 |
Exponental: very funny. but has been listed as a possible response |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by Migines(m): 12:06am On Nov 14, 2010 |
@gunpoint revolution, I guess. Clem still around tho |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by BossTtdiamonds(m): 12:44am On Nov 15, 2010 |
Me too, Part of the old gang, Bad english, Too much time spend in Iraq |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by guzon(m): 11:28am On Nov 15, 2010 |
just claim illness on her birthday (you are seriously ill) you gonna see that she will be the one to get you get well gifts  |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by geolabious(m): 12:18pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
I will advice you to buy it for her at least Nokia 2700 11k Guy dont brake her heart, buy it for her |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by chukxy44(m): 6:42pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
No regrets for bring this up here, cos, If I had gone to the Romance section, the replies would have been too emotional and too many tales. Any the options are much clearer now. Its either her my wallet or her heart or better still guzon: With an advice such as this I might just been in the light of making history and having nice tales to tell my un born child. geolabious: Humm ?? |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by toosexy1: 9:33pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
chukxy44: put one sim card usude your d-i-ck, and f=u=ck her, she'll be pleased |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by EfemenaXY: 2:37am On Nov 16, 2010 |
@poster I don't believe your story for starters - hasn't got a ring of truth to it but then again, I'm always a doubting Thomas Okay, so if indeed na truth you dey yarn us - e nor hard, 'tis quite easy: 1. Be a man and tell her the truth. Explain the situation of things to her (abi u wan steal to please her?) 2. If she's worth her salt, she'll understand and stick by you no matter what. If she leaves, then let her go (shows she never cared for u in the 1st place) 3. Do something really nice for her on her birthday - pamper her, make her feel special - show her she IS special to you (trust me, us girls love guys who are caring and genuine) 4. Then come back and tell us nlanders if Efe was right or wrong Good Luck Man!!  |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by Migines(m): 4:27pm On Nov 16, 2010 |
If 1 to 4 dnt work, tell her to kiss ur aès! |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by chukxy44(m): 7:39am On Nov 18, 2010 |
Na Tomorrow be her Birthday Efemena_xy: |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by EfemenaXY: 8:52am On Nov 18, 2010 |
^^ really?? 'n how u take know now? |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by tanimz(f): 6:02pm On Nov 18, 2010 |
I must agree with Efe. If you know you can't afford to get her what she wants. Get her what you can afford. But if you really want to get it for her wait until you have the money. There is no point in going out of the way to please her. Goodluck. |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by JudgeDredd: 1:11pm On Nov 19, 2010 |
ROFL. . . u peeps are freaking funny. OP u don die, hw u go come do am now? |
| Re: How I Go Come Do Am by belamour(m): 1:15pm On Nov 19, 2010 |
Did you finally bought the phone for her  ? |
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