respect80:
This is my first time but the gateway was as wiiiiiiiiide as Wembley.

In fact, she could catch a dick falling from the sky with her puxxy without necessarily looking up.

Buwahahahaha. I'm fuckïng dead.

That was the day my baby tell me that she went to visit a friend and they did shit* and I ask her the shit they did “She told me they did normal stuff (kissing) but no sex.
OMG...

biddostandard:
What's the craziest lie you believed because you were in love?.


Mine was my gf saved my number with ode i asked her and she lied that ode means only darling ever

lol
how u take find out the real meaning?
what did you do when you find out?
this one is funny o

you're scammed; guyman

daviddelly:
she dumped me to serve God according to her, never knew she was banging my cousin,though she never knew he was my cousin, I went to hospital because of HBP ,my cousin even disvirgined her , something she said after our marriage I can have it,did date for years 6 cos of her brk I really love dat gurl

salvage tho!

aro1:
how is morenike doing sir?

biddostandard:
What's the craziest lie you believed because you were in love?.


Mine was my gf saved my number with ode i asked her and she lied that ode means only darling ever

My god!!

stealmatic:
dis tin go pain u die 4u to send it twice pele

I swear, I wept for months

Lalas247:
He told me his beard was natural and he is mixed hence why the texture is nice..........

But I found out it was a fake beard.... Made in China what kinda scam is that eh

Kai

Fear men

Tufiakwa

You! I am still looking for you.

maynation:


This is the reason why I ignore your numerous mentions.
Grow up

Oponu ayerada.

I thought you like sex, or you want to lie to me you have not had sex before Smh

jibrilELsudan:
She said I can shoot my hot cum inside her kukunase that she can't fall pregnant cause she's a virgin.

lol lol laugh wan kill me die o

Lalas247:
He told me his beard was natural and he is mixed hence why the texture is nice..........

But I found out it was a fake beard.... Made in China what kinda scam is that eh

Kai

Fear men

Tufiakwa

Hey babe you know you owe me a fvck? you think I've forgotten? you better fulfill your promise.

He's my school son, till I mistakenly picked a call from her school son and everything bursted

Oluwadamilare118:


This happened almost to a local guy, though in different version. This life.
Hnmm....

Thank God God is a Judge.
Lol

Thanks jare sometimes Life Sucks

andassyn:

So you we're in love with buhari

I wouldn't even call it love again... Maybe infatuation

Beorn:


Buwahahahaha. I'm fuckïng dead.

Don't die pls

GrabHisBalls:
Upload it here let's confirm.

Drop your phone number let me send you d pix. I don't wanna get banned.

Valentine's day she said she had an appointment with the dentist meanwhile she go fvck her ex when she leave for me.. Tho i was a newbie then but I didn't believe the lie but i can't tie her na. Dentist check her teeth till day dark

She is the one asking me out...
Didn't know brother was banging the HR in her office every night

BlizzydoDo:


Happened to my friend during NYSC, just smooching & rubbing it there.

Late abortion, later on ovarian cyst. The whole thing was very traumatic for her... She hated the guy

Seriously? How is that even possible. Cos I know someone that the same thing happened to. Exactly this.

phillippians:

Eyah what a good girl she was! You were actually the one she loved, shits happens on campuses shaa Well, nothing last forever! I have a similar story to yours on campus, but I was smart enough I put a baby on her belly! What you should have done is to impregnate her and insist she birth the baby, u would have won!

True talk.

I was disvigined when I was a teen by our bath room tap when bathing, it happened when I bend to scrub my legs and in the process of getting up my pussy mistakenly hit the tap head with out my knowledge. �

maynation:


This is the reason why I ignore your numerous mentions.
Grow up

Oponu ayerada.

Lol,the guy is half in love with you already.


And its... 'Oponu ayirada'

raquel97:



I swear, I wept for months

sorry dear,op uv goten over him sha,babe am available f u wnt 2 huk up

respect80:


Small ke, I assure you we don't use small dick in our house.

Average is the minimum requirement, and if you think I'm lying, I can upload it for you to see.

Upload ke... na CV?

Elvinho2244:



Upload ke... na CV?

U d doubt me?

Obo to che...

Innobee99:
My babe introduced her boyfriend to me as her cousin and i got Navy form for both of them....







Fear women

so they are both in the military i guess?

When I discovered my then man had another boo and confronted him, he told me she was a girlfriend and I was a wife.

luminouz:

Lol,the guy is half in love with you already.


And its... 'Oponu ayirada'

Hahaha

Funny to know I have been saying this wrongly my whole life.
Thanks dearie.

And No, the sissy isn't in love, he is only embarrassing himself.

maynation:


Hahaha

Funny to know I have been saying this wrongly my whole life.
Thanks dearie.

And No, the man isn't in love, he is only embarrassing himself.

Love bawo, you're just a tool for intense satisfaction.... A cum tank.

Smartchoiice:


Love bawo, you're just a tool for intense satisfaction.... A cum tank.

Thanks.
I know

maynation:


Thanks.
I know

Good.