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Questions On My Mind by MetaPhysical: 9:18pm On Nov 29, 2019
1. Can women twerk in space under zero gravity? What would the ass shake look like?

2. Can a man baby be breastfed in space? It would be a struggle keeping the nippuls in position.

3. In what direction would a squirt go? Ohh shyyte....we have a glob of female squirt in orbit, watch out!

4. How do male Astronauts urinate? If they need a tool to guide its flow....me wonder if they need tool to also guide ejaculation. Bad case scenario for swallowers!

5. They will need bed fasteners in space to keep the woman in position after each thrust. Otherwise he would have a lot of misses for the pussy. What an ordeal!

6. Can oloshos in space fight over a man? If they did we would have too many yellow objects lost in space and aliens might confuse them for sunlight due to their brightness. Here on earth it would be difficult to sleep we would end up everlasting daylight.

7. All dicks would have an extra hardness and stick up straight, even those suffering from erectile dysfunction would be hard to identify.

8. My 80yr old grandma breats would bloat and stand perky. What a joyful liberation from gravity. Many teenagers with fresh outgrow will loose out to their full breasted grandmas.

Its good to take the mind into uncomfortable territories sometimes, and explore the unknowns.


Which wilderness did your mind explore today? Share.
grin grin
Re: Questions On My Mind by helinues: 9:20pm On Nov 29, 2019
On politics section?

Guy try and be matured sometimes
Re: Questions On My Mind by Ishilove: 9:47pm On Nov 29, 2019
MetaPhysical:
1. Can women twerk in space under zero gravity? What would the ass shake look like?

2. Can a man baby be breastfed in space? It would be a struggle keeping the nippuls in position.

3. In what direction would a squirt go? Ohh shyyte....we have a glob of female squirt in orbit, watch out!

4. How do male Astronauts urinate? If they need a tool to guide its flow....me wonder if they need tool to also guide ejaculation. Bad case scenario for swallowers!

5. They will need bed fasteners in space to keep the woman in position after each thrust. Otherwise he would have a lot of misses for the pussy. What an ordeal!

6. Can oloshos in space fight over a man? If they did we would have too many yellow objects lost in space and aliens might confuse them for sunlight due to their brightness. Here on earth it would be difficult to sleep we would end up everlasting daylight.

7. All dicks would have an extra hardness and stick up straight, even those suffering from erectile dysfunction would be hard to identify.

8. My 80yr old grandma breats would bloat and stand perky. What a joyful liberation from gravity. Many teenagers with fresh outgrow will loose out to their full breasted grandmas.

Its good to take the mind into uncomfortable territories sometimes, and explore the unknowns.


Which wilderness did your mind explore today? Share.
grin grin
Smh

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Re: Questions On My Mind by MetaPhysical: 9:51pm On Nov 29, 2019
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helinues:
On politics section?

Guy try and be matured sometimes
[/s]

Im talking about exercising ingenuity and taaking the mind beyond the physical realm this my brother dey worry about maturity. Expand ya horizon! Go under water in ya mind and explore possibilities. grin

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Re: Questions On My Mind by MetaPhysical: 9:52pm On Nov 29, 2019
Ishilove:

Smh

Hey sis.... kiss
Re: Questions On My Mind by theenchanter: 9:55pm On Nov 29, 2019
Many are mad but few are roaming.

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Re: Questions On My Mind by nlPoster: 10:39pm On Nov 29, 2019
what concerns a Nigerian with all these questions?

Name a Nigerian rocket scientist first.
Re: Questions On My Mind by MetaPhysical: 11:56pm On Nov 29, 2019
nlPoster:
what concerns a Nigerian with all these questions?

Name a Nigerian rocket scientist first.

President Buhari. grin

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Re: Questions On My Mind by Omoodua007: 12:00am On Nov 30, 2019
Loool your bored today

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Re: Questions On My Mind by Organiccourses: 12:05am On Nov 30, 2019
theenchanter:
Many are mad but few are roaming.

Please don't kill me with laughter oo!!!, I was stressed up through today, but I'm ok now with your comment. Hmmm Nigeria, we hail thee!

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Re: Questions On My Mind by LegendHero(m): 12:06am On Nov 30, 2019
Lol. Na only Albert Einstein fit answer all this question o.

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Re: Questions On My Mind by MetaPhysical: 8:20am On Nov 30, 2019
Omoodua007:
Loool your bored today

Wallahi fa! No news on Ibo, social media is dry. grin
Re: Questions On My Mind by MetaPhysical: 8:20am On Nov 30, 2019
LegendHero:
Lol. Na only Albert Einstein fit answer all this question o.

Nnamdi Kanu nko? The p0rn dilector himsef. grin

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