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| Teacher & Pupils by MizCutie(f): 5:04pm On Nov 24, 2010 |
Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning. Class: Hooray Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon Student: The brain is a wonderful thing Teacher: Why do you say that? Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class! Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home Student: I can't, I live just round the corner! TEACHER : Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so ! TEACHER : What shape is the world in? Pupil : Rotten ! TEACHER : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it. Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead ! TEACHER : What's your name ? Pupil : Ravi TEACHER : You should say "Sir" Pupil : OK, Sir Ravi ! TEACHER : I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil : Life imprisonment ! TEACHER : Name four members of the cat family Pupil : Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens ! TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon ? Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night ! TEACHER : Ravi, can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil : There it is TEACHER : Now, Ravi, who discovered Australia ? Pupil : I did ! Pupil : I wished we lived in the olden days TEACHER : Why is that ? TEACHER : What kind of birds do you find in captivity? Pupil : Jailbirds ! TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse ? Pupil : Mice TEACHER : Good, now what's the plural of baby ? Pupil : Twins ! TEACHER : What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil : Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters ! TEACHER : I despair, Ravi, how do you manage to get so many things wrong in a day ? Pupil : Because I always get here early sir ! TEACHER : What do we do with crude oil ? Pupil : Teach it some manners !   |
| Re: Teacher & Pupils by StudioCFR(m): 6:18pm On Nov 24, 2010 |
Too Long But weldone poster |
| Re: Teacher & Pupils by Dabss(m): 10:08pm On Nov 24, 2010 |
cool |
| Re: Teacher & Pupils by StudioCFR(m): 11:48pm On Nov 24, 2010 |
Na u be the poster I dey talk to? |
| Re: Teacher & Pupils by mediatrix8(f): 4:08am On Nov 25, 2010 |
hahhahaha funny though |
| Re: Teacher & Pupils by tanimz(f): 4:29am On Nov 25, 2010 |
10/10! |
| Re: Teacher & Pupils by KDK(m): 5:16am On Nov 25, 2010 |
| Nice ! |
| Re: Teacher & Pupils by Nobody: 10:46am On Nov 25, 2010 |
| smart /dumb kids |
| Re: Teacher & Pupils by md4real(m): 12:48pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
TEACHER : What's your name ? Pupil : Ravi TEACHER : You should say "Sir" Pupil : OK, Sir Ravi ! , this really cracked me up |
| Re: Teacher & Pupils by carmelia(f): 3:45pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
lol ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d dis is hilarious! |
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