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Misery Behind Marriage by JeffreyLiaison(m): 10:56am On Dec 10, 2019
Before the wedding this conversation ensued:
Man: Oh! I can't just wait for the day
Woman: I'm leaving
Man: Of course
Woman: Do you hate me?
Man : No
Woman: Can I trust you?
Man: Yes, why did you ask?
Woman: Can you betray me?
Man: No God Forbid!
Woman: Can you kiss me?
Man: Yes!
Woman: Will you take a second wife?
Man: Don't just think about it
Woman: How are we going to spend our
honeymoon?
Man: I don't know because I'm still
thinking
Woman: Do you love me?
Man: Yes
Woman: Oh darling!

NOTE : If you want to know what happened after the wedding read the story backwards.

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Re: Misery Behind Marriage by JeffreyLiaison(m): 11:15am On Dec 10, 2019
Lol

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