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Laugh Out Loud by JeffreyLiaison(m): 9:33pm On Dec 10, 2019 |
Japan had invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test: In USA, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves. In UK, in 30 minutes, it caught 500 thieves Spain in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves Ghana in 10 mins it caught 6000 thieves Uganda in 7 mins it caught 20000 thieves Nigeria, in 5 mins the machine was stolen This story is about a good friend of mine, Emma. Emma went to a supermarket to buy some juice. There was a pack of sugar beside the juice, so he picked the juice and the sugar, but only paid for the juice. As he was leaving the supermarket, a security man accosted him and challenged him for not paying for the sugar. He was imprisoned for 1 week and later charged to court. JUDGE: Mr Emmanuel,why did you not pay for the sugar? EMMA: Sir, on the juice they wrote "sugar free" The following conversation ensued between a little girl and her teacher: TEACHER: Whales can't swallow people. Though they are large mammals; their throats are very small. GIRL : But Jonah was swallowed by a whale! TEACHER: That's physically impossible GIRL : When I get to heaven, I'll ask him TEACHER: What if he went to hell? GIRL : Then you'll ask him. 1 Like |
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