**Gone as the days, when young people remove caps to greet elderly, now they remove one earpiece,,, work of devil

**I don't need your money, all what I want is love, The last girl said that died in 1923

**Most guys and ladies will be claiming Marlians on Social media, yet thier mother still escorts them to unirate at midnight,,, u are deceiving your Glory

**Imagine yahoo boys use you, you come run mad, another Yahoo boys wey need mad person come use you again,,, Parte afte Parte

**I can't believe am carrying my virginity to 2020,shame on you girls, You can't even rape me,,, am in my father house

**Social media relationship is very funny, imagine dating a photo until it disappoints you,,, case closed

**At my age mum still change TV channel whenever they are kissing, I just smile and say this woman don't know me,,, porn master
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**Just because a mosquito bites you, all you could do is to kill, do you ever think it an orphan? Or a motherless baby mosquito, that desperately needs to feed? Or a poor mosquito who has been ignored by the rich in the land of mosquito? Or a maid mosquito that has been chased away? What if the mosquito caught its wife with its best friend and needed to get drunk? Or mosquito that had a recent brake up and its heart broken, do you think of that? No! No!! No!!! You small blood is more important, you only think about yourself,wicked people,,, join me to say no to killing mosquito,,, don't be heatless

**Dear ladies, no man is faithful, just marry the rich one, it better for you to cry in Dubai than cry in Oshodi,,, truth is bitter

**I have never seen an ambulance in petrol station, do those vehicles use blood,,, urgent answer

**Pain is when ur ex is happy in a new relationship and you are still single,,, that pain only legend can endure it

**Blessed are those guy without girlfriend, they shall enjoy thier pocket money with no one,,, if you know you know

**Even if it's 5naira I pay for your pride price, you have no right to cheat on me in my house, forget say I cheat,,, don't dare me

**She spent 2weeks in your house it doesn't mean she love you ooo, Guys! Some of this girl did not have place to stay and food to eat,,, Wise up

**Five million naira or five years in London,,, choose wisely

**since I was born,,, I never see mad man with tribal mark, are they get supernatural power,,, all my children must have tribal mark

**You came online to toast a girl that has over 5k followers on Facebook, bro wetin you wan tell her wey she never hear before,,, just passing by

**one day a man go to buy sugar in the market, he later found himself by telling her girl not to worry about market that her spent for school tomorrow, buy her ask him why he never came with their ancestors metaphysics to school fees,she beat her, he die,story end,,, with this nonsense I write,come and beat me am in my father house


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