Christmas jokes . (1).Sister!!..if you have flat boobs, flat yansh, and even flat chest.....congratulations, your three bedroom flat is complete.. (2).If smoking weed causes memory loss, why then weed smokers never forget to smoke weed (3).Those of you that brag about how easily you block people on social media, How many houses have you built with the blocks (4).When I was in primary school, nothing excites me like a closing bell on a Friday without an "Assignment" (5).Next time I will enter plane if we get to the sky.. I will open the back door and jump into heaven God will be surprise to see me (6).Looking left and right before crossing the road means you don't have confidence in God, just cross and go, God is watching. (7).You took your girlfriend to visit your best friend for the first time, and the dog there didn't bark at her instead is playing with her. *My brother wisdom, I repeat wisdom ooooo (.Heart break is very bad....my neighbour having been washing one plate for 49minute now...Hm that is the reason i gave my heart to christ (9).People will be saying Samson was the strongest man in the Bible. Have you forgotten that Solomon was handling 1000 women? (10).In those days, you have to open panties to see girl's buttocks but nowadays, you have to open the buttocks to see the panties 11): Remember the worst beating your parents ever gave to you Me that day, I took my mum wrapper to sew cloth for my toy and...and ohgahd.. She flog the upcoming tailor out of my life! 12. Gone are the days when Football was watched by cheering fans.... Nowadays it's watched by terrified gamblers 13. A drunk man enters female's toilet by mistake. A woman inside screams. "This is for ladies!" •The drunk man replies... holding his dick, 'This is for ladies too.'' 14: *Dating 2 men isn't a problem, the problem is when one wants it shaved and the other wants it hairy..*. *you go barb punk* 15: I Like Your Bag it's fine An American: Oh Thanks Nigerian: Na 14k I Buy Am Ooh Who Ask You 16. In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- "Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? " Life is so beautiful in Africa. 17.*When am drunk I become very alert before crossing the road. I look left and right for cars and bikes, then I look up for aeroplanes and then down for bombs, I look back for kidnappers and after that I hold my beer tight and walk zigzag to avoid bullets...* Don't joke with a drunkard. 18. Tht moment u are passing an HIV ward and u see mosquito coming towards u Temple run activated. I don't trust my village people. 19. Cameroon and pidgin shaa!! Me; john the fuel wey e dey inside generator e plenty or e small John: e plenty small 20 .The problem we have in Africa is that they read your jokes and laugh but they hardly Comment, share, like and follow you that's why the center of their anus remain black . #lookwise #I_love_u_all

Op you try sha, but the thing Plenty Small.

mu2sa2:
Op you try sha, but the thing Plenty Small.

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