Dyt:

Blinks
yawns

martyns303:



1. they got off the Titanic first.
2. they get to flirt with systems support men who always return their calls, and are nice to them when we blow up their computers.
3. their boyfriend's clothes make them look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in theirs.
4. they can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. they can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. they've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for them.
8[b]. Men die earlier, so they get to cash in on the life insurance.[/b]
9. they don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies , (you get the point).
11. they can hug their friends without wondering if she thinks theri gay.
12. they can hug their friends without wondering if ''WE'RE'' gay.
13. New lipstick gives them a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live their whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. they don't have to fart to amuse themselfs.
16. If they forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. they can congratulate theri team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If they have a zit, they know how to conceal it.
19. they never have to reach down every so often to make sure their privates are still there.
20. If they're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. they don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. they have the ability to dress themselves.
23. they can talk to people of the opposite gender without having to picture them unclothed.
24. If they marry someone 20 years younger, they're aware that they look like an .
25. their friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in their teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all their problems.
27. they'll never regret piercing their ears.
28. they can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. they know which glass was their's by the lipstick mark.
30. they have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

Dyt:

M feelin so heavy dat i feel lyk beatin n bitin som ppl
i think u know wat pregnancy does 2 sm peeps
ryt now i feel lyk choppin off your kini

Blimey!! She's preggs *smacks my chin*

@OP

Even Beyonce thinks otherwise hence this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIkRiqxWcYU


Chin Chin!!

ebonyvibe:

No man is going to refuse to sleep with you cos you are broke

Sweeping generalization much. FYI, I dont do broke a$s chicks.




Chin Chin!!

Yorisb:

Sweeping generalization much. FYI, I dont do broke a$s chicks.




Chin Chin!!

k-money £:


Yoris. commot make i pass jjoorr

KMoney na ur eye be dis How u bin?

Of course wit all em Benjamins u may pass jare. . .




Chin Chin!!

Yorisb:

KMoney na your eye be dis How u bin?

Of course wit all em Benjamins u may pass jare. . .




Chin Chin!!