On a heated argument a lady spits on your face or slap you hard even threatened on repeating it.

Here are some opinions that got me laughing hard

I'll spit at her, if she slaps me I'll pay some bitchies on the street heavily right in front of her to give her some nasty slap I hate nonsense ..
Another said: I'll stay with my old-fashion ways and say "There's never a time a man should hit a woman period" and said be a 'Real Man' and walk away..

But here we're living in Africa, hardly do we understand and practice what's called gender respect.
In my opinion: why should a lady spit on a man or even to slap him in the first place? I came from a culture that says beating a woman is not good but it is an abomination for a woman to beat a man...

Is this question necessary. ?
Anyways I have different categories of slap, depending on my mood and location..
I hope I was able to answer your question

"Don't beat a woman"....see where e land us...if Adam had launched one slap on dat beautiful face of eve after she spoke with d snake...dia world would have been a more better place for us to live....but,as him no slap or hit her....say no to hitting a woman.

Although majority of times, it is evident that the tendency of a lady to slap a guy is directly proportional to the guy's stature/appearance which includes shyness, gentle, lanky etc unless the incident has some "relationship" undertone.

But regardless, before you retaliate,
Did she just walk up and spit on/slap you without any reason

What did you do to her ??
Are you guilty ??
Was it a mistake ??
Is she mentally deranged ??
If you are innocent, was there a witness before your retaliation ??
Did you threaten to slap/beat her up first ??
Did you throw verbal abuse at her ??

Retaliation is your choice. I'm not here to judge your decision, after all I won't be there when it will happen.

Staring at her for few seconds and Walking away is my choice.