iLegendd:
What I just did is to let you know you can turn anything to a story. And if you want to go further, you can turn the story to a book. If you want to go even further, you can sell the book.

iLegendd:
So, on the first week of January, 2020, a friend who has a poultry farm gave me 1 fowl and I nicknamed her Amaratasha Jr.

As a caring owner, I started giving her garri to chew, but she said, "Sir, if you be ajekpako, me I no be ajekpako."

So, I started giving her spaghetti and rice, but guess what? She rejected it saying I didn't put meet in the rice.

After two days, she wasn't getting any VIP treatment, so she called me and said, "Boss, abeg, you get small garri make I chew? Na die I dey so."

I did give her what she requested. On the 4th day, I noticed she was reducing in size, so I bought her two rubbers of feed called "finisher" for 1k.

I brought the feed home and she was so excited and ate everything I gave her. I decided to feed her 3 times a day, but the second day, she refused eating and said, "Oga, is there anywhere and I smoke weed and drink? I'm tired of this food."

Out of anger, I called my friend and requested to purchase another fowl. He said it's 2,500, but I should pay 2k. I paid instantly and got another fowl called Burna Girl.

The moment Burna Girl arrived, I don't know if she was high, she went straight to devour the food Amaratasha Jr. refused to eat.

Tasha got angry and tried to chase Burna Girl, but trust me, little Burna started singing, "Anybody, wey no want make I eat, I go knack am something ye ye, I go knack am something."

Amaratasha looked up and said, "This one na wombo lombo something. If I no eat, hunger go strike."

The two of them started eating the food faster than Usain Bolt. Now, they eat as if it's a war between Iran and Iraq or Messi/Ronaldo.

Moral of the story is: when there is no competition, there is laziness and pride.

When their is competition, there is "seriousness" and "aim."

So, when you find yourself in a competitive environment, don't be afraid or jealous — it will only make your smarter and wiser in achieving your dreams faster.

RisenPhoenix:


You just demonstrated the advantages of marrying many wives. Even the animal used is appropriate.

Adasun:
Tittle the book "ilegend and his T&B"

Youngsage:
Hey iLegendd,

About the question I asked earlier... I just want to know what the process of converting and publishing a book on Amazon entails, especially right from Nigeria.


Looking forward to your reply. Thanks much

iLegendd:


Where will I start? Replying this question in details is the same thing as writing a 500 page book.

The summary is: there are two types of people in this business:

1. Those who want to make money from it
2. Those who want to make names, but don't care if they make money from it or not

So, you need to know where you belong.

If you belong in number 1, then you've got some digging, reading, watching, and "doing" to do.

If you belong in number 2, then you have nothing to worry about — just write, publish, and go tell your family and friends that you're now an author and they'll all congratulate you and buy your indomie for a job well-done. Is that what you want? If yes, then fine.

Since most people coming into this business have number 1 in mind, they should never forget to also have Google and YouTube in mind. Those are the places free solutions are.

For those who want paid mentorship, you don't need to worry about YouTube or Google — your mentor will guide you.

Sadly, we don't offer any mentorship at the moment.

What it entails as a Nigerian? It entails focus, determination, mastering keyword research, and never giving up when it doesn't work out the first time, even with 20 books not making sales.

iLegendd:
So, on the first week of January, 2020, a friend who has a poultry farm gave me 1 fowl and I nicknamed her Amaratasha Jr.

As a caring owner, I started giving her garri to chew, but she said, "Sir, if you be ajekpako, me I no be ajekpako."

So, I started giving her spaghetti and rice, but guess what? She rejected it saying I didn't put meet in the rice.

After two days, she wasn't getting any VIP treatment, so she called me and said, "Boss, abeg, you get small garri make I chew? Na die I dey so."

I did give her what she requested. On the 4th day, I noticed she was reducing in size, so I bought her two rubbers of feed called "finisher" for 1k.

I brought the feed home and she was so excited and ate everything I gave her. I decided to feed her 3 times a day, but the second day, she refused eating and said, "Oga, is there anywhere and I smoke weed and drink? I'm tired of this food."

Out of anger, I called my friend and requested to purchase another fowl. He said it's 2,500, but I should pay 2k. I paid instantly and got another fowl called Burna Girl.

The moment Burna Girl arrived, I don't know if she was high, she went straight to devour the food Amaratasha Jr. refused to eat.

Tasha got angry and tried to chase Burna Girl, but trust me, little Burna started singing, "Anybody, wey no want make I eat, I go knack am something ye ye, I go knack am something."

Amaratasha looked up and said, "This one na wombo lombo something. If I no eat, hunger go strike."

The two of them started eating the food faster than Usain Bolt. Now, they eat as if it's a war between Iran and Iraq or Messi/Ronaldo.

Moral of the story is: when there is no competition, there is laziness and pride.

When there is competition, there is "seriousness" and "aim."

So, when you find yourself in a competitive environment, don't be afraid or jealous — it will only make your smarter and wiser in achieving your dreams faster.