Omoefe is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts
water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss was suspicious
and decided to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add
water).

Omoefe as usual, drank from the wine and topped it up with water (to
replace what he drank).

But unfortunately for him, immediately he added water the pastis became
milky. And when the Boss came back and noticed it, he knew he had nailed
Omoefe. Omoefe also knew that he was in trouble and decided to stay put in
the kitchen when his boss came home.

The Boss told his wife and said he would call Omoefe to come and
acknowledge his evil ways.

"Omoefe!", he called from the sitting room.

Omoefe answered: "Yes, Boss".

"Who drank my pastis?".

No answer.

The Boss asked again: still no answer.

Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or
what? Why when I call you you say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question
you don't answer me? "

Omoefe retorted that "when you are in the kitchen you don't understand
anything at all, except your name"

"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, you stay beside Madam, while I'll go
in the kitchen, and you will ask me a question ".

Omoefe accepted.

The Boss went in the kitchen and Omoefe shouted: "Boss".

He answered: "Yes, Omoefe".

"Who goes into the maid's bedroom when the Madam is not there? "

No answer.

Omoefe shouted again: "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"

No answer.

Third time; "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"

The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease!
Omoefe, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything,
except one's name ".=))LMAO

STUOBOY,for the first time on this section I laughed without pretence and I'm still laughing.Please come up with another joke to make me stop!Nice one

lol. . funny pretence.

thiscounts:

STUOBOY,for the first time on this section I laughed without pretence and I'm still laughing.Please come up with another joke to make me stop!Nice one

Na once i dey put up jokes jere, cos na from heave this once come from

@Poster

I be wan vex wiff ya - as I see say part of my name dey inside dis joke

but good attempt at humour sha

''Posted by: lysaa 

lol. . funny pretence. ''

Fucking derailers you know they would say so from my pretence I pretend I didnt see your comment.Iya Isa, how is the baby doing?

ha ha

@ Efe, na ur name bring me come here sef but  laffed.

U don try, keep am up o jare omoefe

justmoore:

U don try, keep am up o jare omoefe

thanks jere, na all EFE get format for head

thumb up

hahahaaaa
nice1 poster!

nice 1, lol