Who will handle me tonight?
Am still a virgin.

I'm tired!
Let me break this down;


A female virgin
> >> Hi! I'm a virgin.

20% of men:
Not interested. I prefer an experienced lady. I believe every woman has the right and should be given the freedom to explore her sexuality.

80% of men:

Perfect! You're the ideal woman. Looks and intelligence carry points but those are just the toppings on the cake.


A male virgin
> >> Hi! I'm a virgin.

75% of women (non virgins):
Weird! You're probably an incel. Perhaps there's something wrong with you.

25% of women (non virgin):
Lets get a drink sometime, okay?

75% of women (virgin):
I want an experienced man. I can't have a learner handle me. My first time gotta be superb.

25% of women (virgin):
Thats great! Me too. Let's chat some time okay?




To a good number of women, your being a virgin isn't attractive.



Happy birthday phonescreen. Many more years to come!

Phonescreens:
Who will handle me tonight?
Am still a virgin.

Riele

Everybody is a virgin until tested