You'd save so much

Foolish Nigerians... see as dem carry Valentine for head like gala.

Ok...
What if I am a single boyfriend?
Where do I belong?
The singles or those in a relationship?

Bros u are rite o. I av spent over 400k on my gal friend buh I av nothing in return just wahala. I might end up no marrying her.
Some people go into relationship bcus of environmental influence, lyk in my on case I av never liked relationship buh people might take u as a weakling or a gay

Nevertheless I hope one day, I'll find love.
If not, I'll have a child or two.

Omar09:

Learned never to take women seriously.

all ladies ain't the same
never let your past define u

Noise!
Allow us hold our wives jeje

I expected a different content. All of those 9 things are unrelatable.
1. I admire anyone when they are admirable whether or not I'm in a relationship. I have no desire to ever be friends with benefits with anyone.
✔️2 You can place a naughty comment or chat freely in anyones Private Chat just for fun without fear of being caught (Ha! you can even do that while in a relationship and still enjoy peace of mind).

I only want to have naughty conversations with someone I'm dating. With anyone else, I'm a hopeless prude.

✔️3 You can easily wakeup in the morning without someone running down your phone's battery with calls just to ask why you didn't reply the text message and chats.

I've never been with that kind of nag. Don't even know what it feels like.

✔️4 You can hug any opposite sex as long and free as possible (this one is very rare).

Haba nau. I hug anyone I want to hug.

✔️5 You can concentrate on your Career / Dreams.

My career or academics has never suffered because of a relationship. Steadily pursuing my dreams.

✔️6 You can test the waters of other fields of expertise (you know what I mean).

If testing waters means going on dates, then maybe. Anything else, ain't interested.

✔️7 You can have as many crushes as possible.

Thankfully, I don't develop feelings for people easily. But a crush is a crush, a relationship doesn't stop it. I can only decide not to nurture it.

�8 You can stop worrying if your partner is in a double relationship or seeing other guys or ladies.

Ohh well, I don't bother as long as you give me no reason to be suspicious.

�9 Freedom to flirt with any guy or lady.

I'm not a flirt o.

�10 You can Successfully invest in any profitable business (maga must pay).

But if I'm in a relationship, shey bobo will add up to my capital to invest in the business. LOL!

Op, oil dey your head.
I hear some motherfuuckers say, "i can only be happy when i am in a relationship". Who told you that lie??

Let me tell you now
If you are not happy why single, there is no way on Earth u would be happy in a relationship or marriage. True happiness is from insideout.

Discover yourself, make yourself happy, enjoy your freedom, live your life as if singlehood is the next best thing after codeine.

Enjoy your singlehood with immense pleasure because a time will come when you will relish the sweet memories of singlehood.

Happy Vals day.

If I could just go out with a mature, funny guy just for a walk, I will be glad o.

Lol

EmpressT:
If I could just go out with a mature, funny guy just for a walk, I will be glad o.

I am nature n funny buh if u agree that de bill will be on u.( After Walker na food') I will gladly come up to ur place.

TingSpace:
The Fluffy Advantages of being Single this February
Author: Nsima Ukpeh

Why should your life, I mean anyone's life be at a cyclic standstill for not being in a relationship?

Do you know you can live your best life being single, can you imagine the sweet pulpy juice joyously splashing out freely from an orange, to grace your taste buds without much of a fight. (Except the Kernel or rice inspired ones that are pressured to grow fast)
That's how free you should experience each day that comes by.

Before I continue I need to put these down.

Disclaimer: This article doesn't represent the opinion of TInG Space in anyway, it's entirely the writers opinion and perspectives.

TInG Space is not liable for any negative side effects that may come as a result of this post. Lastly the writer is just expressing his or her own opinion so it shouldn't necessarily displace your thoughts about the subject matter thank you!

Ehen... Now I can continue..
If you can remember, some months back (well, it's a bit long ) a certain lady in a tertiary institution pulled through with an illegal Suicide due to the break up from a relationship .

I will not try to politicize the issue but i think it's crazy insane, she was beautiful enough that if relationship was her lifelong dreams she could get that in a flash, faster than Jumia or Konga's black Friday's flash sale deals.
I will end that there.

Back to the subject, lately we've re-conditioned our brains and life around getting into a sexual, intimate relationship and also craving for the public to admire us to the extent that we've lost the essence and beauty of life.

I'm not here to preach self love neither am I here to tell you that going into or being in a relationship (in these case intimate, opposite genders or sexually inclined relationships) is not beautiful with the blazing fire of being loved, but putting yourself under pressure for not being in one is the best outrageous thing you can ever do to yourself.

And for the person that will take it as his or her final year project to be explaining how I'm pathetic or a nerdy Hediot after reading this write-up should know that I am quite sure that the moment he or she knows that those criticisms are just words that can't reduce the price of Data, Garri and rice, plus it will neither hurt more than the pain of NEPA not pampering me with steady access to light or power, he or she will definitely stop such attempts.

As Valentine's day is fast approaching you never Hammer enough to buy that girl Benz? (she need am o, if you no need am).

I just checked Google and it seems one of the top searches on relationship in 2018-2019 are "How to remain single and live a happy life" guys do you know that i can Hammer in these new industry.

Do you know that being Single in these 21st century has it's own cool perks?
Here are a few:

✔️1 You have the freedom to admire an opposite sex without any strings attached or... have a friends with benefits relationship contract.
✔️2 You can place a naughty comment or chat freely in anyones Private Chat just for fun without fear of being caught (Ha! you can even do that while in a relationship and still enjoy peace of mind).
✔️3 You can easily wakeup in the morning without someone running down your phone's battery with calls just to ask why you didn't reply the text message and chats.
✔️4 You can hug any opposite sex as long and free as possible (this one is very rare).
✔️5 You can concentrate on your Career / Dreams.
✔️6 You can test the waters of other fields of expertise (you know what I mean).
✔️7 You can have as many crushes as possible.
�8 You can stop worrying if your partner is in a double relationship or seeing other guys or ladies.
�9 Freedom to flirt with any guy or lady.
�10 You can Successfully invest in any profitable business (maga must pay).
And a lot more reasons so numerous to mention, you can add yours to complete.

You've got to love yourself first before you can be able to love someone else.

Either way, getting into any intimate or emotional relationship shouldn't give you much of a problem.
I don't have red pills to give, the tablets has finished, and there is a virus that has cor*nad around the world. Safe practices come to mind.

But to be honest being in any relationship is violent in its bliss and glory as much as it is dangerously crazy in its traumas but you shouldn't kee yaself cause relationship comes and goes.

Meanwhile, never fail to enjoy the awesomeness of being Single.
Being single comes with a lot of freedom so you've gotta soak yourself in the beauty and uniqueness of it, You Deserve It!
One day you may wish to come back to these stage of life but it may not be possible.
So once again cherish it, but don't stop searching for the forest of love.

I have finished my work here.
Did I shake the table well? if so then do well to share this post.

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nothing sweet past being single

Please let understand this valentine is not all about boyfriend and girlfriend or husband and wife it's a day to show love to the less privileges or poor people around you not necessarily ur wife or girlfriend or husband

TingSpace:


I did not say you can't do that while in a relationship but if read through you will understand that being single just gives you freedom to do them without consequences

Only sharp guys or ladies can pull all those stunts like James Bond

Especially when you buy 1k suya and only you chop with cold malt+Peak...
for the next 30min you are still dining alone
----gone are the days when they lied to us that eat alone die alone

These are just some of the stupid points that we OLD-MAN singles use to justify our batchelorness. Abeg if you don reach to get a girl friend, get one. If you don reach to marry, go marry.

Make you no go dey blame innocent village people tomorrow.

Louisboy22:
Please let understand this valentine is not all about boyfriend and girlfriend or husband and wife it's a day to love to the less privileges or poor people around you not necessarily ur wife or girlfriend or husband

That is not correct, stop misinforming the public.

St' Valentine is not a Philanthropist but a lover boy

He who has the most high is not single.

proclinician:
Amotekun must hear this.

which one concern amotekun with valentine

Alexaonfleek:
which one concern amotekun with valentine

Lol

Alexaonfleek:
which one concern amotekun with valentine

Na Dem de watc over us. In case of any intruder luk de O.P invades our land (nairaland

Hisincrease:
Being single is good.
But having a good person(s) around is better.
Life is all about people.

it's very good to be in a relationship with the right person I'm a living witness to that, before i met my girlfriend i used to have different girls as girlfriend gust what i was wasting my time, my money and its was very stressful but since i met my girlfriend i have saved more money, time and less stress

I'm not single though. and the most loving thing about my relationship is that my girlfriend said she's not doing valentine or have anything to take from me. that everyday is love between us.



Bleep valentine, Bleep fake relationship

if your babe quarrel with you because you don't give her valentine gift, my guy you better Japa.

nothing like val peeps, it's just another ways of extortion.

Chi59:
Nevertheless I hope one day, I'll find love. If not, I'll have a child or two.

So When you now find love, you can then now decide if you'd give birth to more.

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RPirez:
Foolish Nigerians... see as dem carry Valentine for head like gala.

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I can relate shaa... But some guys can take risks sha.. 3 days to val and your asking a girl out

Greatest mistake of my life was getting a new babe before Valentine’s Day. Now she is asking about valentine present. I would tell her I won’t be around on the 14th, we would meet after after the Valentine day

Wow

Being single makes u taste all kinda of dishes on a daily

Auntyesther:
I can relate shaa... But some guys can take risks sha.. 3 days to val and your asking a girl out

Lol, No which guy is planning to woo you tomorrow??

Juz tell me