The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People



Wahala, when you visit rich friends.

Once, while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and,





Question: What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?

Answer: Tea please.

Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?

Answer: Ceylon tea please.

Question : How would you like it, black or white?

Answer: White.

Question : Milk or fresh cream?

Answer: With milk.

Question : Goat's milk or cow's milk?

Answer; With cow's milk please.

Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?

Answer: Umm, think I'll just take it black.

Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?

Answer: With sugar.

Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar?

Answer: Cane sugar.

Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?

Answer: Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.

Question :Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?

Answer: Mineral water.

Question : Flavored or non-flavored?

Answer( lapsing into Naija speak!): Abeg, I think I'll just die of
thirst. Which kind wahala be dis.

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Have u any such encounter?