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If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by ERORR404(m): 8:50pm On Feb 20, 2020
Lord knows I like Nyash sha, pinky standard grin
what features will you like to have if you were the opposite sex?
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 8:54pm On Feb 20, 2020
A big dìck

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by SpartanKing: 9:00pm On Feb 20, 2020
XhosaNostra:
A big dìck
Big Dick? But, many girls say it's awkward!

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by nisai: 9:07pm On Feb 20, 2020
XhosaNostra:
A big dìck
hian! grin grin
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by mandalorian: 9:08pm On Feb 20, 2020
Figure 8 tongue
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by Nobody: 9:10pm On Feb 20, 2020
XhosaNostra:
A big dìck
what figure is that?

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 9:10pm On Feb 20, 2020
SpartanKing:
Big Dick? But, many girls say it's awkward!

I'll make it even more awkward by flashing it on them, preferably with a little moustache drawn on it & some googly eyes. LOL!

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by LarryBee1k: 9:12pm On Feb 20, 2020
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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 9:15pm On Feb 20, 2020
nisai:
hian! grin grin

And give you a night to remember, N wink

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by SpartanKing: 9:16pm On Feb 20, 2020
XhosaNostra:


I'll make it even more awkward by flashing it on them, preferably with a little moustache drawn on it & some googly eyes. LOL!
hmmmmmmmmmmm! I like to learn from good teachers like you.
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 9:19pm On Feb 20, 2020
0KNM:
what figure is that?

What other option do I have as a man? Because I sure don't want your chicken legs etc grin
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by nisai: 9:20pm On Feb 20, 2020
XhosaNostra:


And give you a night to remember, N wink
That kind remembrance dey sweet. I will visit every day cheesy cheesy
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 9:24pm On Feb 20, 2020
nisai:
That kind remembrance dey sweet. I will visit every day cheesy cheesy

And I better be the only man hitting that grin Jokes aside, what features would you like to have if you were the opposite gender?

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by Nobody: 9:31pm On Feb 20, 2020
XhosaNostra:


What other option do I have as a man? Because I sure don't want your chicken legs etc grin
What figure is the D though?
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by nisai: 9:34pm On Feb 20, 2020
XhosaNostra:


And I better be the only man hitting that grin Jokes aside, what features would you like to have if you were the opposite gender?
big succulent and soft boobs, a massive batty, and a gripping pussy.
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by biddostandard: 9:34pm On Feb 20, 2020
XhosaNostra:
A big dìck
this babe knw d power of big dick
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 9:36pm On Feb 20, 2020
0KNM:
What figure is the D though?

Thickums *eyeroll*
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 9:38pm On Feb 20, 2020
nisai:
big succulent and soft boobs, a massive batty, and a gripping pussy.

LMFAO. That really cracked me up! You'll be bringing sexy back grin

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by nisai: 9:40pm On Feb 20, 2020
XhosaNostra:


LMFAO. That really cracked me up! You'll be bringing sexy back grin
Yeah, the big thing is important.
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by CAPSLOCKED: 9:42pm On Feb 20, 2020
K-LEGS.
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 9:51pm On Feb 20, 2020
biddostandard:
this babe knw d power of big dick

Mine I'll dress it up the way rich people dress up their little dogs, that's why I want it girthy. You guys are not having enough fun with that extension grin

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by SpartanKing: 9:51pm On Feb 20, 2020
XhosaNostra:

Thickums *eyeroll*
hmmmmmmmm!
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 9:52pm On Feb 20, 2020
nisai:
Yeah, the big thing is important.

You really think so?
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by SpartanKing: 9:54pm On Feb 20, 2020
XhosaNostra:


Mine I'll dress it up the way rich people dress up their little dogs, that's why I want it girthy. You guys are not having enough fun with that extension grin
What? It's high time you went to bed!

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by Nobody: 9:55pm On Feb 20, 2020
grin
LarryBee1k:
Round firm breast. I go oppress niqqas with it

If you try to force your way. I'll whip out my gbola
Bahd guy
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by Nobody: 9:56pm On Feb 20, 2020
cool
XhosaNostra:


Mine I'll dress it up the way rich people dress up their little dogs, that's why I want it girthy. You guys are not having enough fun with that extension grin
they are ignorant.
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 9:58pm On Feb 20, 2020
SpartanKing:
What? It's high time you went to bed!

Why should I? In all honesty though, I don't know how I'd want to look like as a man. It was all in jest. It's a tricky one.

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 10:00pm On Feb 20, 2020
Blu03:
cool
they are ignorant.

IKR! Imagine one with a little waistcoat & a top hat or little afro lol.
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by Nobody: 10:00pm On Feb 20, 2020
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 10:04pm On Feb 20, 2020

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Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by biddostandard: 10:05pm On Feb 20, 2020
XhosaNostra:


Mine I'll dress it up the way rich people dress up their little dogs, that's why I want it girthy. You guys are not having enough fun with that extension grin
what do u wanna dress it with
Re: If You Were The Opposite Sex, What Figure Would You Like To Have by XhosaNostra(f): 10:09pm On Feb 20, 2020
biddostandard:
what do u wanna dress it with

Imagine Charlie Chaplin as The tramp. That's the look I'd go for tongue

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