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Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Naomila: 12:44pm On Feb 24, 2020
1.As a guy, be an Anti-feminist :This is one Of The easiest ways to get popular on NL. Them Alpha males would praise you and support you in fact from that day you're their god.They would watch out for your comments And be shouting "turn the volume louder,let them hear ooo".
2.As a women be a feminist.:Once you declare you're a feminist and once you declare your support for Equality them Alpha males would attack you, they would call you olosho, they would say you are an evening newspaper.They would mark you and watch out for your comments so anytime you make a comment on feminism they would be there to insult you all over again. SMH.
3.Creating threads with misleading Topics:This is really annoying. After insulting you, people would mark your name so they can remember never to click on your thread again .
4.As a man declare you're a male feminist :Oh you have dropped a bomb shell on them NL Alpha males. They would call you a pvssy, they would say you are a pvssy worshipper (even if you've never bleeped before),they would say you have been Pvssified. You would be called all sorts of names. They'd mark your name so that whenever you make a comment even if it has nothing to do with women, they would insult you tire.
5.Be a Buhari supporter :You would never rest once you have declared your support for Buhari, everyone would come and blame you for their misfortune, they would talk like you're the only one that voted for Buhari. From that day, to them you are a dullard, to them Alpha males you're even worse than a male feminist. Any comment supporting Buhari, they would assume it's you and start attacking even without checking the Monika.
6.Tell Nairalanders you are based abroad :Oh you're an Angel to them. If you're a man the women would be quoting all your comments with, "Lol" or "you're funny" even if you are dry as fvck. If you're a woman the men would pamper you, the would become A$$ lickers. Lol who the fvck doesn't want green card.
7.Fall in love with a single mother and create a thread telling everyone you're in love with a single mother:Them Alpha males are already waiting, to them you're more of a mumu than a male feminist, they would call you names you never knew existed, they would laugh at you, they would say you are a weakling and a disgrace to manhood. They would carry your matter on their head like Calabash.Even if you have left her they'd still be like "isn't This that guy that said he's in love with a single mom, I'm sure she has dumped his sorry A$$" .

8.As a woman, mention you are dating a white man:Nairaland guys can date a white woman, them Alpha males would praise him. But as a girl once you mention you're dating a white guy. They would start with, "LMAO "then they would say your eyes have not opened yet. They would see into the future and tell you it would end in tears and how you'd soon become someone's sex slave. Every comment you make they would make sure they Bring Your white bf into it.

Drop Your Own ways on becoming popular on Nairaland.

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by dawnomike(m): 12:53pm On Feb 24, 2020
May you live long on Nairaland and may your days be long to receive more likes. Comments and shares for this expository ... grin

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Jacqueline22(f): 1:33pm On Feb 24, 2020
Lol especially the buhari supporter: Example @, Most people don’t like him.all his comments are always cancelled.. simply because he support buhari.

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Nobody: 1:37pm On Feb 24, 2020
grin
Popularity here is shitty. But this write up is so true...

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Skmoda360(m): 1:37pm On Feb 24, 2020
grin grin cheesy grin
Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Nobody: 1:39pm On Feb 24, 2020
Jacqueline22:
Lol especially the buhari supporter: Example @, Most people don’t like him.all his comments are always cancelled.. simply because he support buhari.
including that buhari cowsupporter.
Very annoying folks.

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by MadeINchenzen2: 1:40pm On Feb 24, 2020

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by MYSTIC19(m): 1:45pm On Feb 24, 2020
Mehn! U are a gud observer...
Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by yarimo(m): 1:48pm On Feb 24, 2020
I am here to read lies grin
Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by illicit(m): 1:50pm On Feb 24, 2020
when you scam them
Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by pharrell8(m): 4:01pm On Feb 24, 2020
So so fvcking true.
Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by MANNABBQGRILLS: 5:40pm On Feb 24, 2020
Jacqueline22:
Lol especially the buhari supporter: Example @, Most people don’t like him.all his comments are always cancelled.. simply because he support buhari.
Brb.....

Before then,
Again,
We are not him, his, he.
We are simply WE.
Kindly take note ma!

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Alabasidi9: 5:41pm On Feb 24, 2020
[s]
post=86922366:

Brb.....

Before then,
Again,
We are not him, his, he.
We are simply WE.
Kindly take note ma!
[/s]
shatap. you're nothing

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Alabasidi9: 5:42pm On Feb 24, 2020
Jacqueline22:
Lol especially the buhari supporter: Example @, Most people don’t like him.all his comments are always cancelled.. simply because he support buhari.
i pledge to hate with all my soul
he's nothing but a lonely attention seeker

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by MANNABBQGRILLS: 5:42pm On Feb 24, 2020
Alabasidi9:

shatap. you're nothing

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Alabasidi9: 5:43pm On Feb 24, 2020
[quote author= post=86922444][/quote]
e pain am well well

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by proclinician: 5:45pm On Feb 24, 2020
Jacqueline22:
Lol especially the buhari supporter: Example @, Most people don’t like him.all his comments are always cancelled.. simply because he support buhari.

Lol that fellow is very popular you're correct.
Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by proclinician: 5:46pm On Feb 24, 2020
[quote author= post=86922444][/quote]

Noisy APhyyC man.

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by proclinician: 5:48pm On Feb 24, 2020
post=86922366:

Brb.....

Before then,
Again,
We are not him, his, he.
We are simply WE.
Kindly take note ma!

Come on shut up...
Just look at them at

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Alabasidi9: 5:48pm On Feb 24, 2020
[s]
proclinician:


Lol that fellow is very popular you're correct.
[/s]
by repeating trash all over threads
if that's your definition of popularity then you need school

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by proclinician: 5:50pm On Feb 24, 2020
Alabasidi9:
[s][/s]
by repeating trash all over threads
if that's your definition of popularity then you need school

They are well known. There's no anti-failure comment here that doesn't mention them that's wha i mean.

Just take a look at them.

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Alabasidi9: 5:52pm On Feb 24, 2020
proclinician:


They are well known. There's no anti-failure comment here that doesn't mention them that's wha i mean.

Just take a look at them.
ok grin
Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Nobody: 5:55pm On Feb 24, 2020
grin
proclinician:

Come on shut up... Just look at them at
Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by proclinician: 6:00pm On Feb 24, 2020
Blu03:
grin

Where have u been babe? I've missed ur inputs and I've asked about u too.
Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by MANNABBQGRILLS: 6:01pm On Feb 24, 2020
proclinician:

Come on shut up...
Just look at them at
Just for today alone,
You have quoted our posts 27 times.
You see us in your nightmare aight?
Get well soon o. cheesy

Blu03:
do you grill vultures?
No little boy.
But we grilled some dead brains till they start working properly wink

cheesy

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Omar09(m): 6:02pm On Feb 24, 2020
post=86922366:

[s]Brb.....

Before then,
Again,
We are not him, his, he.
We are simply WE.
Kindly take note ma![/s]

Just for the fun of it.
Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Nobody: 6:03pm On Feb 24, 2020
smiley
proclinician:


Where have u been babe? I've missed ur inputs and I've asked about u too.
just been busy...
Yhh. You mentioned me with these (.) (.)

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by proclinician: 6:04pm On Feb 24, 2020
post=86922950:

Just for today alone,
You have quoted our posts 27 times.
You see us in your nightmare aight?
Get well soon o. cheesy

Lol pls hold on let me ask u question.

Who are these people to you? These 6 men of little faith you refer to when you say we at .

Are they your staff? Like they work for u or ur ancestors or ur descendants?
Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Omar09(m): 6:04pm On Feb 24, 2020
post=86922950:

[s]Just for today alone,
You have quoted our posts 27 times.
You see us in your nightmare aight?
Get well soon o. cheesy[/s]

Just getting the hang of this tool.

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Nobody: 6:05pm On Feb 24, 2020
post=86922950:
Just for today alone, You have quoted our posts 27 times. You see us in your nightmare aight? Get well soon o. cheesy
do you grill vultures?

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by Nobody: 6:05pm On Feb 24, 2020
Naomila:
1.As a guy, be an Anti-feminist :This is one Of The easiest ways to get popular on NL. Them Alpha males would praise you and support you in fact from that day you're their god.They would watch out for your comments And be shouting "turn the volume louder,let them hear ooo".
2.As a women be a feminist.:Once you declare you're a feminist and once you declare your support for Equality them Alpha males would attack you, they would call you olosho, they would say you are an evening newspaper.They would mark you and watch out for your comments so anytime you make a comment on feminism they would be there to insult you all over again. SMH.
3.Creating threads with misleading Topics:This is really annoying. After insulting you, people would mark your name so they can remember never to click on your thread again .
4.As a man declare you're a male feminist :Oh you have dropped a bomb shell on them NL Alpha males. They would call you a pvssy, they would say you are a pvssy worshipper (even if you've never bleeped before),they would say you have been Pvssified. You would be called all sorts of names. They'd mark your name so that whenever you make a comment even if it has nothing to do with women, they would insult you tire.
5.Be a Buhari supporter :You would never rest once you have declared your support for Buhari, everyone would come and blame you for their misfortune, they would talk like you're the only one that voted for Buhari. From that day, to them you are a dullard, to them Alpha males you're even worse than a male feminist. Any comment supporting Buhari, they would assume it's you and start attacking even without checking the Monika.
6.Tell Nairalanders you are based abroad :Oh you're an Angel to them. If you're a man the women would be quoting all your comments with, "Lol" or "you're funny" even if you are dry as fvck. If you're a woman the men would pamper you, the would become A$$ lickers. Lol who the fvck doesn't want green card.
7.Fall in love with a single mother and create a thread telling everyone you're in love with a single mother:Them Alpha males are already waiting, to them you're more of a mumu than a male feminist, they would call you names you never knew existed, they would laugh at you, they would say you are a weakling and a disgrace to manhood. They would carry your matter on their head like Calabash.Even if you have left her they'd still be like "isn't This that guy that said he's in love with a single mom, I'm sure she has dumped his sorry A$$" .

8.As a woman, mention you are dating a white man:Nairaland guys can date a white woman, them Alpha males would praise him. But as a girl once you mention you're dating a white guy. They would start with, "LMAO "then they would say your eyes have not opened yet. They would see into the future and tell you it would end in tears and how you'd soon become someone's sex slave. Every comment you make they would make sure they Bring Your white bf into it.

Drop Your Own ways on becoming popular on Nairaland.
you forgot to add, posting yourself doing stupid SH¡T that moves to front-page, like airforce1

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Re: Way's To Get Popular On Nairaland by proclinician: 6:05pm On Feb 24, 2020
Blu03:
smiley
just been busy...
Yhh. You mentioned me with these (.) (.)

Haha. I was telling that fellow i am a fan. Then i asked about u in same post.

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