There is this blonde going to Disney World.
She sees a sign that says, "Disney World left".she turned around and returned home.

Man comes home to his wife and says to her: "With the new pair of glasses, you look like sh*t."
"But I don't have a new pair of glasses, " she replies.
"But, I do."

Mum can i dress a bra?
- No.
- Why not.I am 14 years old!
- How many times I will say you "no", Michael,

Hehehe , funnies!


Y couldn't she ask where it has moved to?

yinkalink:

There is this blonde going to Disney World.
She sees a sign that says, "Disney World left".she turned around and returned home.

Glad you liked it. Here's another; 

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Joke:
Two blonde women are talking,

- you know, yesterday, I cheated on my husband
- did you do it for money or for love?
- for love of course, 'cause you know $300 is not really money anymore,

yinkalink:

There is this blonde going to Disney World.
She sees a sign that says, "Disney World left".she turned around and returned home.

typical of blondie.

yinkalink:

Man comes home to his wife and says to her: "With the new pair of glasses, you look like excreta."
"But I don't have a new pair of glasses, " she replies.
"But, I do."

he is now totally blind, jus dont kno it yet

yinkalink:

Mum can i dress a bra?
- No.
- Why not.I am 14 years old!
- How many times I will say you "no", Michael,

likely of the two sex, male organs dominantin.

Nice replies.


When I got home last night my wife demanded that I 'take her somewhere expensive' ,
I took her to a petrol station .

A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future:

- Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
- Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there's going to be an investigation!

yinkalink:

A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future:

- Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
- Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there's going to be an investigation!

husband n wife wahala.

I pray l neva av cause to wish my mate dead in d future.

Amen!!!

me thinks it's more of decision not a wish.

funny hot drops

yinkalink:

Nice replies.


When I got home last night my wife demanded that I 'take her somewhere expensive' ,
I took her to a petrol station .

This one's funny.

Rotfl

Lol

yinkalink:

A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future:

- Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
- Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there's going to be an investigation!

Omo yinkus u go kill me o

Kunbee dont tell me what i already know, tell me if you have money in the bank

short but hilarious, great punchlines

That's really funny.

Seconded

good jokes

Thanks y'all 4 d encouragement.

lysaa:

me thinks it's more of decision not a wish.

funny hot drops

@lysaa,
r u married?Av u seen d opp side of a mate dat u neva saw in ur ova 5 years of courtship?
Av u seen a mate wu wil make ur life hell even afta sepeation/divorce?
its not a decision?
Jus wish it doesnt apen, cus if it does, then it'l bcom a decision.

The voice of experience!

Yeai Right
lol

angelz:

@lysaa,
r u married?Av u seen d opp side of a mate dat u neva saw in your ova 5 years of courtship?
Av u seen a mate wu wil make your life hell even afta sepeation/divorce?
its not a decision?
Jus wish it doesnt apen, cus if it does, then it'l bcom a decision.

No to all your questions but still,
i'm prepared for whatever with one mindset, I will not go down.
See, i've come to realise that everything excluding nothing in life is a decision. What do u do when your wish don't come thru? U definately resort to decision.
In as much as i pray for the goodies, i'm already proactive to fix the odds. Someone told me never to let an opprtunity meet me unprepared, so i'm set.

True talk, but angelz anybody fit kill oh, just pray that you dont find yourself in a dicey situation. What if the husband was a taxidermist?

lol
Yinkus u don dey learn how to find trouble abi

Na ur trouble i dey find?

onife te na

U don dey vex?

He is an ewu metete he likes to vex then intimacy his dog

lol

no b tin b dat