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I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 1:20pm On Dec 21, 2010
Hello NLs, according to an adage which says " look b4 u leap." Yes! This quote should always be taking cognizance of, but how do we know? When all lizards lie on their belly, Who never can tell which is having stomach pain. This is my story, although, i had to be blamed @ some points, hope u wont take it up against me in ur comments. All I'm seeking for is your REASONABLE guidiance and advise.
We met @ higher institution, and jst like an angel in my world, i felt she's d one i wanted to care for, live with, be my second mother and made my wife cos she used to be there 4 me even when not expected. Then I knew truly, love is sweet when d going was good. We never kept supposed things 4rm each other, we reason together, make conclusion together, share experience together, in short, we are one, each carrying half part. Throughout this period, she used to ask just a single question "Will YOU MARRY ME?" and I used to answer "Let's commit things into God's Hand."
We've dated for abt 2 years when suddenly, d story changed. I introduced her 2 my precious mum and family willing to seek a favourable answer but mum said No! What a dissappointment jst because of religious barrier and more over, she said she consulted a clergy man that we are not meant 4 each other. How do I explain this to my love? When my mum is all I have, she single handedly raised me. So, I will be a fool to defy her. All my effort persuading my mum proved abortive.
I summoned courage and sat her down and explained things to her d way it is for she knew I'm not lying, She bursted into tears and jst like a magic, d tears faded away and she kept looking at me and jst keep laughing. What's d matter? I asked, "I'm sorry 4 u" she said, why? She replied " cos u dont know who and what u are playing with"
After long argument, she locked my shirt, spitt on me and scream "I'm possesed, I'm a witch."  After this incidence, I tried to beg her but she kept silent. She broke communication with me since then. Sometimes last month, she jst re-appear from no where but instead of exchanging greetings, she said " Now I'm Ready For You" and walk away. Am I not in trouble?
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by amurx(m): 1:37pm On Dec 21, 2010
u nid prayer but cant u tell ur mum abt it,
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by tolahood9(m): 3:34pm On Dec 21, 2010
Guy, i dey fear for you. Go call mummy and xplain to the clergyman.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by MrCork3: 3:37pm On Dec 21, 2010
is her name: Mrs Eve grin
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by thweraja10: 3:51pm On Dec 21, 2010
Giving you an answer here might put my life at risk. Yeepa im off.



Sorry i forgot to close the door.



GBAM


Bro you better run for your dear life. Meet with your mom. Infact you need to go to Mountain of Fire cos they are good in stuffs like this( thats what i hear ooo)
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by nitrogen(m): 4:10pm On Dec 21, 2010
thweraja10:

Giving you an answer here might put my life at risk. Yeepa im off.



Sorry i forgot to close the door.



GBAM


Bro you better run for your dear life. Meet with your mom. Infact you need to go to Mountain of Fire cos they are good in stuffs like this( thats what i hear ooo)

OMG!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin i can't stop laughing o.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by Candyness(f): 4:16pm On Dec 21, 2010
!!Mr Cork:

is her name: Mrs Eve  grin

grin
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by kokoye(m): 5:01pm On Dec 21, 2010
!!Mr Cork:

is her name: Mrs Eve grin

preach!! grin grin
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 5:34pm On Dec 21, 2010
amurx:

u nid prayer but cant u tell your mum abt it,
Yes i told mum about it but she said it's jst an empty treat. But can this be an ordinary treat?

!!Mr Cork:

is her name: Mrs Eve grin
For God sake Mr cork, something burning me inside you are crackn joke on.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by zealot4me(f): 5:45pm On Dec 21, 2010
!!Mr Cork:

is her name: Mrs Eve grin
u harsh ooo mr cork
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by naso2(m): 6:17pm On Dec 21, 2010
Guy, look for the nearest deeper life or MFM church and submit your life to christ sharp sharp. After that , you can be fortified for battle. grin

But seriously i doubt if a real witch would come out to threaten you thus, na only action you for dey see. But my guy no take chances o. pray well well.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by thweraja10: 6:21pm On Dec 21, 2010
Guy, look for the nearest deeper life or MFM church and submit your life to christ sharp sharp. After that , you can be fortified for battle. Grin

But seriously i doubt if a real witch would come out to threaten you thus, na only action you for dey see. But my guy no take chances o. pray well well.

How you take know i guess you are talking from experience. lol grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by naso2(m): 6:27pm On Dec 21, 2010
^^^^^^
How do you mean?

Ol boy one girl don threaten me one time like that o. She just looked at me straight in the eyes and said " How many times have i warned you that i am not ordinary?" I use guy man gra gra shout her down, but immediately i started plotting my exit route.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 6:38pm On Dec 21, 2010
na_so:

Guy, look for the nearest deeper life or MFM church and submit your life to christ sharp sharp. After that , you can be fortified for battle.  grin

But seriously i doubt if a real witch would come out to threaten you thus, na only action you for dey see.  But my guy no take chances o. pray well well.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by naso2(m): 6:42pm On Dec 21, 2010
^^^^^^
wetin do my post? Do you have a problem with my suggestion?
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 6:44pm On Dec 21, 2010
Nothing bros. Jst a system error. I jst wish to say I'm a Muslim.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by naso2(m): 6:46pm On Dec 21, 2010
^^^^^
ok no problem but you need to still pray all the same. besides having known her for some time , you should be able to tell how serious she sounded from her tone.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by thweraja10: 6:50pm On Dec 21, 2010
Nothing bros. Jst a system error. I jst wish to say I'm a Muslim.


DO muslims have prayer warrior like xtians. Im sowie all this Naija b*i*t*c*h*e*s could be dangerous
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 6:53pm On Dec 21, 2010
Very serious
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by manmacho: 6:56pm On Dec 21, 2010
Give your life to christ; you are afraid now because you have no faith in what you have try christ and see the difference you see how you will take the battle to the enemy camp without fear

i know where wichtes belong; under my feet the death of christ and his ressurection gave me this victory
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 7:03pm On Dec 21, 2010
thweraja10:


DO muslims have prayer warrior like xtians. Im sowie all this Naija b*i*t*c*h*e*s could be dangerous
wetin we carry, wetin u throw? Are we here 4 religious debate?
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by thweraja10: 7:07pm On Dec 21, 2010
wetin we carry, wetin u throw? Are we here 4 religious debate?


nope you are the one throwng in the debate its just a question. Is Are there people u can consult to do some serious prayer thats all nobody is tring to bring any religious debate here
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by MurphyG1(m): 7:10pm On Dec 21, 2010
COOL DK:

wetin we carry, wetin u throw? Are we here 4 religious debate?

Ki la gbe? Ki le ju? grin
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 7:18pm On Dec 21, 2010
manmacho:

Give your life to christ; you are afraid now because you have no faith in what you have try christ and see the difference you see how you will take the battle to the enemy camp without fear

i know where wichtes belong; under my feet the death of christ and his ressurection gave me this victory
Who tell you i had no faith in my religion? I'm contented with Islam and on this path I will sustain.
Stop criticism! Afterall, i asked for reasonable comment. No offense pls.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by freecocoa(f): 7:22pm On Dec 21, 2010
Bros op,you need to be very prayerful and don't be scared she's not a witch,if she were to be one,she won't tell you,she'd just go on wit watever she wanted to do to you,she could have easily twisted ur mind and turned u against ur mum,she was just wishing she is one.but i cant rule out the fact that she may want to go diabolical and harm u so just be careful and prayerfull.believe me if she is a witch u won't be writing this.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 7:26pm On Dec 21, 2010
thweraja10:

 

nope you are the one throwng in the debate its just a question. Are there people u can consult to do some serious prayer thats all nobody is tring to bring any religious debate here
Alright, got u right. Yes there are, they are already on it including myself.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 7:31pm On Dec 21, 2010
freecocoa:

Bros op,you need to be very prayerful and don't be scared she's not a witch,if she were to be one,she won't tell you,she'd just go on wit watever she wanted to do to you,she could have easily twisted your mind and turned u against your mum,she was just wishing she is one.but i cant rule out the fact that she may want to go diabolical and harm u so just be careful and prayerfull.believe me if she is a witch u won't be writing this.
Thanks a lot. I suspected so but my second taught that she may be real keep supressing it. 10ks again but wao! she sounds very wild.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by omega25red(m): 7:34pm On Dec 21, 2010
poster

nothin do you jare. she can't do anything to you besides that biotch is crazy she is just making you paranoid. If she is a witch report her to the pastor in your area so they can drag her through the deliverance she seems to need. Witch ko babalawo ni
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 7:54pm On Dec 21, 2010
Alright.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by freecocoa(f): 8:02pm On Dec 21, 2010
COOL DK:

Thanks a lot. I suspected so but my second taught that she may be real keep supressing it. 10ks again but wao! she sounds very wild.
Don't mind that,women can seriously boast to be able to do anything when they are mad and want to get back at you.i once threatened to have my brother kidnapped when i was really mad at him and i actually thought i could do it when i was saying it,but when my anger subsided i realized that i didn't even know where to find a kidnapper neither did i have the money to waste.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by Specialist900(m): 8:30pm On Dec 21, 2010
Cocoa

The girl fit be modernised witchcraft wey dey publicise herself. These days armedrobbers dey give notice still dey come rob you.

Poster

Go start marathon prayer, above all listen to your mum.
Re: I'm A Witch! That's What She Tells Me. by COOLDK(m): 8:33pm On Dec 21, 2010
U cracked my rib. Kidnap ur brother ke? I no fit shout

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