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Your Pastor Lied by princesavo(m): 5:40pm On Mar 15, 2020
POEM- YOUR PASTOR LIED
POET- Obazie Sunday

Your pastor!
The man who saw it and did nothing
The man whose house was burgled by a thief,
He lied!

Your pastor lied,
When he said “after death is judgment”.
But has he forgotten,
That he once prayed to see “dead Mama” one last time.

Your pastor lied,
When he said mom was a witch.
Why then did he take the offering,
Mom brought in a white envelope

Your pastor lied,
When he said all sinners will rot in hell!
Has he forgotten,
That just yesterday, he slept with Sis. Racheal.

Your pastor lied,
When he said someone would be a landlord.
Even a psychologist of LASU,
Could easily forecast that among a congregation of 500

Your pastor lied,
When he prophesied last year.
But Has he forgotten,
That none as shown in his pamphlet came to pass

Your pastor lied,
When he said last year was your year.
Can you still remember?
That he made the same declaration this year too.

Your pastor lied,
When he said “Package a bountiful offering for the Lord”
But has he forgotten?
That he once said “the Lord only looks at your heart and not the amount”.

Your pastor lied,
When he said he could not pay your House Rent.
But has he forgotten,
That he called “You” to give out towards the building of the church.

Your pastor Lied,
When he said he could heal you,
But has he forgotten,
That the mad man he healed, still roams naked.

Your pastor lied,
When he said “The Lord sent me”
But has he forgotten,
That he never made an altar call.

Your pastor lied,
When he told you not to eat out on Salah day,
But has he forgotten,
That Sen. Musa hosted him last salah

Your pastor Lied,
When he called Celestials Evil
But has he forgotten,
That he went there after his son went ill

Your pastor Lied,
When he said he has the power to heal,
But has he forgotten,
That his mom died of Malaria.

Your pastor Lied,
When he said give everything to the lord.
Has he forgotten,
That the one you gave last year, was used for his son’s wedding.

Your Pastor lied,
When he said, he has power over the witches and the wizards.
But has he forgotten,
That he never goes to the “Village”.

Your pastor Lied,
When he said the Lord protects him.
But has he forgotten,
That he has a military escort.

Your Pastor lied,
When he said,” there is love in sharing “
But has he forgotten,
That his fleets of cars does nothing at home.

Your Pastor have forgotten
That he once said, no evil shall go unpunished,
Can he remember now?
Tomorrow is his turn!

2020
Obazie SundaY
Re: Your Pastor Lied by budaatum: 5:49pm On Mar 15, 2020
Pastor (Definition)
A person employed by those who are too lazy to, or incapable of, reading the book themselves.

Such people should accept Jesus the Logos into their lifes and let the Holy Spirit minister to them instead.
Re: Your Pastor Lied by Redoil: 6:43pm On Mar 15, 2020
and your point is

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