This bursty lady I invited to come chill, we gist normal, saw some movies and went to bed but first she showered and I did too: we were in bed sleeping when I felt someone rushed me with speed and grab hold of my trophy because I sleep naqed. Before I could realize what was going on, she glued her mouth to mine and almost sucked out my soul.

I had to struggle to break free and run out of the bedroom. I’m in a separate room toilet right now. Hiding naqed because I wasn’t putting any clothes on.

I can hear her calling out and looking for me because she cant find me.

She’s too big for me.

Please pray for me!! I’m scared. Have been praying for sun rise so I can call neighbors to come help me beg her to leave my house. She has broken my trust.

LabuleofNigeria:
Social distance, Social distance, una no go hear

now, your Egungun don finally enter express

im still wondering why all of a sudden we are all scared of death

Living in Nigeria is “Grace”

We face death everyday and still wake up the next morning.

People are living under high tension wire

People are living ontop oil pipeline

People are into pipeline vandalism

Some people carry gallon to scoop fuel from fallen tankers.

Is it the road we face everyday?

Abi the different STDs we dey share give each other everyday because we too like fvck.

Some Nigha Dey get mind go thief from transformer.

Argue with police and mistakenly gets shot.

If all this haven’t kill you, Corona will only do you like malaria and leave you to your Nigerian problems.

Stay safe though

stupidity:
im still wondering why all of a sudden we are all scared of death


Living in Nigeria is “Grace”


We face death everyday and still wake up the next morning.

People are living under high tension wire

People are living ontop oil pipeline

People are into pipeline vandalism

Some people carry gallon to scoop fuel from fallen tankers.

Is it the road we face everyday?

Abi the different STDs we dey share give each other everyday because we too like fvck.

Some Nigha Dey get mind go thief from transformer.


If all this haven’t kill you, Corona will only do you like malaria and leave you to your Nigerian problems.

Stay safe though

Is it the person that is hiding inside a toilet that has time to type all this?

"Sit at home" has caught up with her in your house, she's going nowhere!

Kobicove:


Is it the person that is hiding inside a toilet that has time to type all this?

are you kidding me? Does hiding in the toilet take away my sense?


Shay na toilet you go even get time take type seasonal movie sef.

OP... You are not well o... You invite the woman for revival nii or what is your essence of sleeping naked? Gerrout don't come & be giving us story that touch... Will you come out of that toilet & answer that woman... You must knack o...

So dd you nvited her over for a night vigil?

DaHrNn0001:
OP... You are not well o... You invite the woman for revival nii or what is your essence of sleeping naked? Gerrout don't come & be giving us story that touch... Will you come out of that toilet & answer that woman... You must knack o...

shes too big for me. Even if I want to do, I don’t know where to start from. I might get tired just from svcking one pair of the buubi. Yes, it’s that huge.

ZAWs:
So dd you nvited her over for a night vigil?

i don’t understand. Can’t you innocently invite someone to spend the night at your place? Why does “come spend the night” equal sex vigil to Nigerians?



Isn’t this why the women folks accuse us of rape?

stupidity:
shes too big for me. Even if I want to do, I don’t know where to start from. I might get tired just from svcking one pair of the buubi. Yes, it’s that huge.

You will start somewhere na... You too with your mad anaconda you say make the babe no knack? Just do quickie japa o else the door will be broken and raped with impunity

finish what u started. u slept naked with a woman, if she was d one who slept naked what would u think? You must satisfy her, otherwise ur neighbour will finish her on ur bed.

stupidity:
i don’t understand. Can’t you innocently invite someone to spend the night at your place? Why does “come spend the night” equal sex vigil to Nigerians?



Isn’t this why the women folks accuse us of rape?

And you slept naked with her.
Bros go do coronavirus test abeg

I love this fiction .

stupidity:
im still wondering why all of a sudden we are all scared of death



Stay safe though

You actually wrote this, to show people, you are not actually stupid.

But really, read again what you wrote. It is the sentiment of a class of not too bright or extremely stupid people, which is actually a considerably class in size. But it is still stupid.

Now, this is what your brightest mind can reason. Like your peak of reasoning. It is still stupid.

Now, are you useless? No

Are you worthless? No

Do you have a bright future? Yes (dependent)

Can you lead or live a good, and comfortable life? Yes (dependent)

Can you be successful, or already a success : Yes (depends)


Are you stupid : YES

stupidity:
im still wondering why all of a sudden we are all scared of death

Living in Nigeria is “Grace”

We face death everyday and still wake up the next morning.

People are living under high tension wire

People are living ontop oil pipeline

People are into pipeline vandalism

Some people carry gallon to scoop fuel from fallen tankers.

Is it the road we face everyday?

Abi the different STDs we dey share give each other everyday because we too like fvck.

Some Nigha Dey get mind go thief from transformer.

If all this haven’t kill you, Corona will only do you like malaria and leave you to your Nigerian problems.

Stay safe though

Abi the heat perpetuated by Nepa? We're surely at risk of death everyday. An average person in Naija doesn't live a normal or average life of a human being.

I dey hail people with mind to invite chicks in this trying time.

And people are still travelling anyhow...seems we haven'learnt anything from italy's case

My problem with you is... why would you sleep naked on the same bed if you have nothing in mind?

In fact...give me her number if you're not ready?

stupidity:
This bursty lady I invited to come chill, we gist normal, saw some movies and went to bed but first she showered and I did too: we were in bed sleeping when I felt someone rushed me with speed and grab hold of my trophy because I sleep naqed. Before I could realize what was going on, she glued her mouth to mine and almost sucked out my soul.

I had to struggle to break free and run out of the bedroom. I’m in a separate room toilet right now. Hiding naqed because I wasn’t putting any clothes on.

I can hear her calling out and looking for me because she cant find me.

She’s too big for me.

Please pray for me!! I’m scared. Have been praying for sun rise so I can call neighbors to come help me beg her to leave my house. She has broken my trust.

Op is giving us shoot bird

stupidity:
This bursty lady I invited to come chill, we gist normal, saw some movies and went to bed but first she showered and I did too: we were in bed sleeping when I felt someone rushed me with speed and grab hold of my trophy because I sleep naqed. Before I could realize what was going on, she glued her mouth to mine and almost sucked out my soul.

I had to struggle to break free and run out of the bedroom. I’m in a separate room toilet right now. Hiding naqed because I wasn’t putting any clothes on.

I can hear her calling out and looking for me because she cant find me.

She’s too big for me.

Please pray for me!! I’m scared. Have been praying for sun rise so I can call neighbors to come help me beg her to leave my house. She has broken my trust.

The experience will be more pathetic when you contact covid 19.
Stay Safe.

DAutoDiagnosis:


You actually wrote this, to show people, you are not actually stupid.

But really, read again what you wrote. It is the sentiment of a class of not too bright or extremely stupid people, which is actually a considerably class in size. But it is still stupid.

Now, this is what your brightest mind can reason. Like your peak of reasoning. It is still stupid.

Now, are you useless? No

Are you worthless? No

Do you have a bright future? Yes (dependent)

Can you lead or live a good, and comfortable life? Yes (dependent)

Can you be successful, or already a success : Yes (depends)


Are you stupid : YES

not too bright and extremely stupid people ply Nigerian roads?

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You invited d lady over for the night to come watch movie or what?
Gimme ur location lemme help u reason d matter

topedoski:
You invited d lady over for the night to come watch movie or what?
Gimme ur location lemme help u reason d matter

come to China. I’m in Wuhan.

stupidity:
come to China. I’m in Wuhan.

Mad o... Border closed

stupidity:
shes too big for me. Even if I want to do, I don’t know where to start from. I might get tired just from svcking one pair of the buubi. Yes, it’s that huge.

Send me her number, pls

Wait o how come you guys are never satisfied? She cane to you place you guys ate together,saw a couple of movies and lots more fun now she wanted to sleep with you and you ran away ...what if she came ,ate with you and all you will still complain that she ate your money without sleeping with you ...but something tells me your lying

You're a chronic liar

Stupidity personified

stupidity:
This bursty lady I invited to come chill, we gist normal, saw some movies and went to bed but first she showered and I did too: we were in bed sleeping when I felt someone rushed me with speed and grab hold of my trophy because I sleep naqed. Before I could realize what was going on, she glued her mouth to mine and almost sucked out my soul.

I had to struggle to break free and run out of the bedroom. I’m in a separate room toilet right now. Hiding naqed because I wasn’t putting any clothes on.

I can hear her calling out and looking for me because she cant find me.

She’s too big for me.

Please pray for me!! I’m scared. Have been praying for sun rise so I can call neighbors to come help me beg her to leave my house. She has broken my trust.

is this a reverse psychology? So much stupidity

Raphsays:


The experience will be more pathetic when you contact covid 19.
Stay Safe.

he already has it

U are truly stupidly.