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I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by englishmart(m): 9:28am On Apr 03, 2020
Dear theologians, I learnt it's part of the missing gospel. Could it be true he got married to Mary Magdalene? In the Bible they were very close, and you know a man and a woman being besties is like having a cook as a pet; you will eat it one day. Sorry if I sound blasphemous, just hungry for the truth.

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Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by OluwasureGig: 9:32am On Apr 03, 2020
wow. pass me the weed bro
Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by Nobody: 9:39am On Apr 03, 2020
How did u find out that happened?

Have read books too with many people attacking the authors like Dan Brown in Da vinci code and many more authors

So tell us where u found out your own.
Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by vickydankal(f): 9:41am On Apr 03, 2020
You didn’t find out, you heard from someone or from a book .


Until you find it in the Bible, no matter the translation it is still are lie.

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Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by MightySparrow: 9:41am On Apr 03, 2020
How many children did they have?
Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by Nobody: 9:55am On Apr 03, 2020
How l just wish your curiosity moves you towards things that will benefit you and mankind other than peddling fables.

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Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by AntiChristian: 10:07am On Apr 03, 2020
Well, Jesus Christ was circumcised in Luke. So he definitely has the organ.

But did he use it?

Yes, to pee!
Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by LordReed(m): 10:53am On Apr 03, 2020
I doubt there is evidence of such a thing.
Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by englishmart(m): 11:15am On Apr 03, 2020
OluwasureGig:
wow. pass me the weed bro
Which weed?

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Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by englishmart(m): 11:16am On Apr 03, 2020
AntiChristian:
Well, Jesus Christ was circumcised in Luke. So he definitely has the organ.

But did he use it?

Yes, to pee!
Only to pee?

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Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by englishmart(m): 11:17am On Apr 03, 2020
LordReed:
I doubt there is evidence of such a thing.
Would you have believed if it were written in the Bible?

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Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by englishmart(m): 11:18am On Apr 03, 2020
Bodydialect57:
How l just wish your curiosity moves you towards things that will benefit you and mankind other than peddling fables.
I decide what benefits me, not you.

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Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by Bojack(m): 12:21pm On Apr 03, 2020
Their owambe party was lit
Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by lepasharon(f): 12:32pm On Apr 03, 2020
vickydankal:
You didn’t find out, you heard from someone or from a book .


Until you find it in the Bible, no matter the translation it is still are lie.

Is the bible not a book? undecided
Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by LordReed(m): 12:50pm On Apr 03, 2020
englishmart:
Would you have believed if it were written in the Bible?

No because the Bible is not evidence.

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Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by MrPRevailer(m): 1:03pm On Apr 03, 2020
englishmart:
Dear theologians, I learnt it's part of the missing gospel. Could it be true he got married to Mary Magdalene? In the Bible they were very close, and you know a man and a woman being besties is like having a cook as a pet; you will eat it one day. Sorry if I sound blasphemous, just hungry for the truth.

No. Jesus did not marry and it was prophesied he won't.

Isaiah 53:8
"He was taken from prison and from judgment: and who shall declare his generation? for he was cut off out of the land of the living: for the transgression of my people was he stricken."

Acts 8:33 In his humiliation his judgment was taken away: and who shall declare his generation? for his life is taken from the earth.

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Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by MrPRevailer(m): 1:08pm On Apr 03, 2020
May I add that the Bible is 100% truth. Any source claiming there's a missing gospel is 100% of the time attempting to sneaking in a deception.

Revelations 22:18 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:"

DON'T BE DECEIVED.

If you have questions go to https://www.gotquestions.org/dotcom.html

I have read many of their answers and can say they are on the right track.
Topics concerning the Rapture,Endtime, Tribulations, Righteousness etc are on point.

You're welcome to ask me too.
Re: I Just Found Out Jesus Got Married To Mary The Magdalene. How True? by FOLYKAZE(m): 1:15pm On Apr 03, 2020
The man described in the bible doesn't exist. The guy is a fabrication and exaggerated legend

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