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Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by kingxsamz(m): 12:26am On Apr 09, 2020
Why are Christians panicking and afraid of the fictional anti-christ coming to rule the world? grin
Shouldn't atheists be the ones panicking?
They claim these are the end times, that their bible made a prophecy about it. That Jesus would come and take his people to the promised land. grin If they so much believe that 5g and Coronavirus are signs of end time, why then are they panicking? Shouldn't they be rejoicing that Jesus is about to take them to heaven? grin
Why is pastor Chris hell bent on exposing the anti-christ? Or is he not ready to meet his maker?
Maybe he still wants to gather more tithes before the event takes place. grin
You people should be happy nw, at least you're about to meet the fictional Jesus you've been hearing about since your childhood. grin

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by elotajohn1(m): 12:42am On Apr 09, 2020
MudaFücka grin grin grin grin


Nobody wan die but they wan go heaven

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Stephenmoka4(m): 5:10am On Apr 09, 2020
I am not panicking and I know others who are not in fear too
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by OtemAtum: 6:30am On Apr 09, 2020
That's the irony of religion. They are not even sure of what they profess. Even the greatest Christian fanatic will accept the offer of 5 million naira to stay 30 more years on earth rather than going to heaven immediately to meet his god grin

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:04am On Apr 09, 2020
CHRISTIANS ARE BEGGING GOD TO FORGIVE THE WORLD AND PREVENT THE "END TIME" FROM HAPPENING NOW.

AFTER SELLING US THE IDEA OF HEAVEN YEAR IN YEAR OUT, WHY DO THEY TRY TO AVOID IT FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE?

IF FOR ANYTHING, IT'S TO TELL YOU THAT RELIGIOUS FOLKS DON'T TRULY BELIEVE IN THEIR OWN CLAIMS. THEY JUST BELIEVE AND PROFESS FAITH TO FEEL BETTER AND MORE VALUABLE THAN THE REST OF US..... WHILE IN REALITY, THEY'RE NOT OBEYING JESUS TO PICKUP POISONOUS SNAKES WITH THEIR BAREHANDS, OR MAKING EFFORTS TO HEAL REALLY SICK PEOPLE, BECAUSE THEY KNOW IT WON'T WORK.

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by ToyBoyAaron(m): 7:14am On Apr 09, 2020
One thing you should all know is we are still in flesh. The flesh is weak and have lots of weaknesses. This time is the hardest of all because of the challenges Christians are facing such as the the atheist, other religious threat, the government, the cults and many more. It is impossible for someone to be in such a messy situation and keep calm due to the human nature.

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by MJBOLT: 7:39am On Apr 09, 2020
all these church going negroes,always singing and praying,praying and singing.they all wanna go to heaven but none of them wanna die. grin

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 7:44am On Apr 09, 2020
You don't know what you're saying!

Perhaps you need help to IDENTIFY the one and only TRUE Christian group, study their way of doing things and what they've been preaching and teaching.

The AntiChrist has been here for over 1,800 years now!

It's the AntiChrist that made most of you have the wrong idea about Christ and Christianity.

For your information the AntiChrist is what you know today as Catholic Church. She is the mother of all false religions claiming they believe in Abrahamic texts including Islam!

But the true Christians have always been separate from all these false religions, it was when America declared FREEDOM of speech expression and worship that the true Christians sufficed again as a group, they're known today as Jehovah's Witnesses! Thoroughly examine the Jehovah's Witnesses and ask yourself "is there any panic in the face of these ones?"

On the contrary, Jehovah's Witnesses have been proclaiming the great tribulation that will occur before God's kingdom (their long awaited blessings) come! Matthew 24:11-14

So search for knowledge and hold on to facts! wink
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by petra1(m): 8:07am On Apr 09, 2020
kingxsamz:
Why are Christians panicking and afraid of the fictional anti-christ coming to rule the world? grin


Who told you Christians are panicking. We will not be here by that time . The Christians would have been raptured to heaven .we already know the future. We are only preparing the world for the rapture.

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 8:15am On Apr 09, 2020
MJBOLT:
all these church going negroes,always singing and praying,praying and singing.they all wanna go to heaven but none of them wanna die. grin

Where are you when Jehovah's Witnesses (the one and only TRUE Christian group) stand up with faith against BLOOD TRANSFUSION? Even at the point of death! undecided

Forget my guy, you guys have no excuse against FAITH! smiley

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by LordReed(m): 8:53am On Apr 09, 2020
LMFAO! Cognitive dissonance at its finest. They want it but they don't want it. Bwahahahahaha!

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by MJBOLT: 8:55am On Apr 09, 2020
can you please kindly fvck off my mentions,i wont warn you again

Maximus69:


Where are you when Jehovah's Witnesses (the one and only TRUE Christian group) stand up with faith against BLOOD TRANSFUSION? Even at the point of death! undecided

Forget my guy, you guys have no excuse against FAITH! smiley

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 9:19am On Apr 09, 2020
kingxsamz:
Why are Christians panicking and afraid of the fictional anti-christ coming to rule the world?
That is true, see Christians in the church, on the screen/street and on social media shivering, shouting, wailing, urinating and excreting on their body because of the coming of anti-Christ. This is the extent bitterness and hatred can mar you
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 10:11am On Apr 09, 2020
MJBOLT:
can you please kindly fvck off my mentions,i wont warn you again


Mention who? embarassed

Hopeless, helpless, miscreant saying there's no God? undecided

Come on, you're as useless as cow poo! cheesy

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by MJBOLT: 10:26am On Apr 09, 2020
look at this deranged son of a piece of sh.it calling me useless when his blood sucking,virgin raping god cannot save his brain dead worshippers from even the smallest troubles.i dont blame you,i blame re.tard5 who gave birth to a pig's vomit.

Maximus69:


Mention who? embarassed

Hopeless, helpless, miscreant saying there's no God? undecided

Come on, you're as useless as cow poo! cheesy

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:27am On Apr 09, 2020
MJBOLT:
can you please kindly fvck off my mentions,i wont warn you again


SADLY THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO OTHER THAN IGNORE THESE FOLKS. THERE'S ONE THAT FOLLOWS ME BUMPER TO BUMPER, MENTIONS ON A REGULAR. I HAVE NEVER EVEN REPLIED BUT I'M THINKING IF WE CAN GET A BLOCK OPTION IT WILL DO A LOT OF GOOD IN KEEPING AWAY MANY INSANE PEOPLE.

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by ThinkFreely: 10:48am On Apr 09, 2020
petra1:


Who told you Christians are panicking. We will not be here by that time . The Christians would have been raptured to heaven .we already know the future. We are only preparing the world for the rapture.
so why are you bothered?
Y’all can give us all your belongings while you will be gone. We will be here to enjoy even 10G.

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 10:57am On Apr 09, 2020
MJBOLT:
look at this deranged son of a piece of sh.it calling me useless when his blood sucking,virgin raping god cannot save his brain dead worshippers from even the smallest troubles.i dont blame you,i blame re.tard5 who gave birth to a pig's vomit.

Lord shocked grin

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by MuttleyLaff: 11:04am On Apr 09, 2020
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 11:19am On Apr 09, 2020
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SADLY THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO OTHER THAN IGNORE THESE FOLKS. THERE'S ONE THAT FOLLOWS ME BUMPER TO BUMPER, MENTIONS ON A REGULAR. I HAVE NEVER EVEN REPLIED BUT I'M THINKING IF WE CAN GET A BLOCK OPTION IT WILL DO A LOT OF GOOD IN KEEPING AWAY MANY INSANE PEOPLE.
I think you would find that is typical of their atitude, they resort to insults rather. there would be no need to block them, keep making mockery of them instead and pointing out their foolishness they might wake up to reality one day.

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 11:30am On Apr 09, 2020
MJBOLT:
look at this deranged son of a piece of sh.it calling me useless when his blood sucking,virgin raping god cannot save his brain dead worshippers from even the smallest troubles.i dont blame you,i blame re.tard5 who gave birth to a pig's vomit.


That's your problem! cheesy

Well in the name of Jesus of Nazareth i'm saved by the undeserved kindness (grace) of God!

You can't see beyond the physical so you limit all your life to what you're seeing!

The one who created us promised to raise the dead after hopeless miscreants like you have been exterminated from the surface of the earth! Psalms 37:9-11

All that faithful people need now is to wait patiently for the one who made the promise. Before the only thing we know is the promises found in the Bible but today the promise has become more vivid as we are seeing it coming to fulfilment gradually.

He promised that in a time when the world is filled with hatred due to Racism and Politics, he will separate a people for his name, they will have love amongst themselves, they will not lift up weapons against one another neither will they learn war anymore!

Jehovah's Witnesses are here as a confirmed proof of that!

So there is enough evidence that the rest of his promises will surely come to pass!

It's hopeless, helpless and useless insane like you that's suffering from fear of the unknown, we are happily waiting to see how the remaining of his promises will be fulfilled. We may live to see it all and tell those we will welcome in Paradise, we may pass away to sleep in death till he come to raise us up.

We are happier than ever! smiley

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 11:32am On Apr 09, 2020
beardlessdude:
Lord shocked grin

E gbà mí o!

I thought you're an atheist! undecided

Who or what do you mean by "Lord"? undecided

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by kingxsamz(m): 11:34am On Apr 09, 2020
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SADLY THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO OTHER THAN IGNORE THESE FOLKS. THERE'S ONE THAT FOLLOWS ME BUMPER TO BUMPER, MENTIONS ON A REGULAR. I HAVE NEVER EVEN REPLIED BUT I'M THINKING IF WE CAN GET A BLOCK OPTION IT WILL DO A LOT OF GOOD IN KEEPING AWAY MANY INSANE PEOPLE.

No need to block them sef, best I'll do is to keep exposing their foolishness.

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 11:37am On Apr 09, 2020
Maximus69:


E gbà mí o!

I thought you're an atheist! undecided

Who or what do you mean by "Lord"? undecided
tais toi. Déranged son of a pièce of shît cheesy

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 11:42am On Apr 09, 2020
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SADLY THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO OTHER THAN IGNORE THESE FOLKS. THERE'S ONE THAT FOLLOWS ME BUMPER TO BUMPER, MENTIONS ON A REGULAR. I HAVE NEVER EVEN REPLIED BUT I'M THINKING IF WE CAN GET A BLOCK OPTION IT WILL DO A LOT OF GOOD IN KEEPING AWAY MANY INSANE PEOPLE.

Wow! Wow!! Wow!!! cheesy

As in seriously? cheesy

I thought you're one of the atheists, those advocating for FREETHINKING!

Please convince me now that you're not a Boko Haram member! cheesy

Because the only reason we have religious terrorists in the world today is the fact that they want to SILENCE OTHERS FROM AIRING THEIR OPINION! cheesy

So tell everyone you're not suffering from the same VIRUS affecting their brains! cheesy
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 11:45am On Apr 09, 2020
beardlessdude:
tais toi. Déranged son of a pièce of shît cheesy

We don't need your grammar Sir!

The simple question is

Who is LORD?

Sebí atheist nié nítorí Olódùmarè! cheesy

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 11:52am On Apr 09, 2020
kingxsamz:


No need to block them sef, best I'll do is to keep exposing their foolishness.

You're truly a man of valor!

I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses (the one and only TRUE Christian Organization)

So let's see whose foolishness will be exposed! cheesy

Please can we discuss like mature adults without insults, abuse or name calling? wink
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by Nobody: 11:53am On Apr 09, 2020
^^ someone get the pig's vomit out of here shocked

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by malvisguy212: 12:21pm On Apr 09, 2020
Atheists should get this fact right into there skull, Religion and atheism has A LOT in common. If not this idea wouldn't just come from no where.
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by petra1(m): 12:49pm On Apr 09, 2020
ThinkFreely:
so why are you bothered?

Bothered about?

Y’all can give us all your belongings while you will be gone. We will be here to enjoy even 10G.

Sure . If you know what's coming upon the world . You wont say that . A time will come you will look for death to take you in terror.

Rev 9:5 — Rev 9:6
And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man. And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them
Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by ThinkFreely: 12:58pm On Apr 09, 2020
petra1:


Bothered about?



Sure . If you know what's coming upon the world . You wont say that . A time will come you will look for death to take you in terror.

Rev 9:5 — Rev 9:6
And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man. And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them
Don’t you think it doesn’t make sense to use Bible verses in convincing someone who doesn’t believe in the Bible?

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Re: Lol, Why Are The Christians Panicking? by petra1(m): 1:07pm On Apr 09, 2020
ThinkFreely:
Don’t you think it doesn’t make sense to use Bible verses in convincing someone who doesn’t believe in the Bible?

So that you can believe. Dont you think it doesn't make sense to reject a book written thousands of years ago and yet able to predict the future . Supposing the bible is right . Can you look at it objectively

The book of Daniel during the babylonia era gave prophecy about the timeline to the end of the world .
He talked about the rise of mede and Persia empire coming ,Greek empire, Roman empire and our present democratic world everything came to pass as predicted thousands of years ago . It talked about Israel coming back to be a nation . It came to pass 1948. Now it talked about the future . A one world government . Globalisation, one world religion mark of the beast microchipping. And you dont even care supposing you're rejecting a truth the bible is more current than tomorrow newspaper for those who will take time to read it

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