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Standing In Line by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jan 05, 2011
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only, one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
Re: Standing In Line by eldav(m): 4:57pm On Jan 05, 2011
N0r dey joke with God,MY FATHER.

HE is not ur mate.

stupid joke.
Re: Standing In Line by Nobody: 5:25pm On Jan 05, 2011
Sure i wont do it again.

But u laff naa?
Re: Standing In Line by eldav(m): 5:35pm On Jan 05, 2011
u wish!

i n0r even finish am

guy abeg respect GOD

*na advice*
Re: Standing In Line by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jan 05, 2011
Hey man u're taking dis ova d line.
Am a christian and i do respect God,so i guess u learn how to address issues like dis pls.

But on the contrary tell me u knw laff?
Re: Standing In Line by eldav(m): 5:46pm On Jan 05, 2011
I n0R laff

u satisfied?
Re: Standing In Line by Nobody: 6:03pm On Jan 05, 2011
See Ur Nyansh emm sorry Mouth,u know Laff u be Hitler?
Re: Standing In Line by eldav(m): 6:08pm On Jan 05, 2011
aaalright!

i think i've given u enof ov ma tym.letz save some 4 nxt tym,ok?

eerm,b/4 i 4get,I aint gay.

*peace*
Re: Standing In Line by Nobody: 6:19pm On Jan 05, 2011
Lmao

How i wish ur sister was here with me let the truth speak 4 itself lolz
Re: Standing In Line by eldav(m): 6:59pm On Jan 05, 2011
mehn,behave abeg.
Re: Standing In Line by Nobody: 7:32pm On Jan 05, 2011
U start am
Re: Standing In Line by EfemenaXY: 2:42pm On Jan 09, 2011
Men behaving badly. . .

El, not a bad joke - but I don see am b/4

next 1 pls. . . lipsrsealed

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