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Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 12:32pm On Apr 20, 2020
rtdCivilservant:

He told me so.
any proof?
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by rtdCivilservant: 12:52pm On Apr 20, 2020
geoworldedu:
any proof?
Can't u see how aggressive he is?

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Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 1:27pm On Apr 20, 2020
rtdCivilservant:

Can't u see how aggressive he is?
No
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by kingxsamz(m): 1:46pm On Apr 20, 2020
donwhit:
Spiritual beings dont have organs below the heart. Since they feed on light energy, they dont need to excrete and they reproduce using the power of their mind.

Is that what they told you on their whatsapp group?

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Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by kingxsamz(m): 1:54pm On Apr 20, 2020
geoworldedu:
That's scientifically impossible. Well, if true then God's brain is also filled with water because GOD CREATED MAN IN HIS OWN IMAGE.

IF WE WERE MADE IN GODS IMAGE, THEN HE MUST HAVE BALLS LIKE YOU MEN? cheesy grin
NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS. I WONDER IF HE SHAVES WITH A LAWN MOWER.

Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 7:32pm On Apr 20, 2020
kingxsamz:




Thanks, I'm sipping my zobo right now
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by Stephenmoka4(m): 8:42pm On Apr 20, 2020
geoworldedu:
This is my humble question? Is the peniis of God directly proportional to his mighty size and stature?
God don't urinate so I'm sure he doesn't have one, do God also have navels hmm. He wasn't born by any earthly parents so, no.
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by GodSaklek(m): 9:20pm On Apr 20, 2020
rtdCivilservant:

May God have mercy on u.

Hypocrite, after you've wish him death, u are now doing holy stuff, idioter!
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by rtdCivilservant: 10:11pm On Apr 20, 2020
GodSaklek:


Hypocrite, after you've wish him death, u are now doing holy stuff, idioter!
Who be this goat? Continue, I know who u are (with ur use of bad English), but i am done with u. That curse I placed on u is really working, but I seriously fear for u cos what awaits u is better imagined. I am done replying a goat.
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by GodSaklek(m): 10:22pm On Apr 20, 2020
rtdCivilservant:

Who be this goat? Continue, I know who u are (with ur use of bad English), but i am done with u. That curse I placed on u is really working, but I seriously fear for u cos what awaits u is better imagined. I am done replying a goat.

U said bad English?, read yours very well if you write good English,I have already laid curses on you as well Mr English man, let see the one that will take effect first,on June 2nd,you are coming here to apologize to me....

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Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by GodSaklek(m): 10:37pm On Apr 20, 2020
rtdCivilservant:

Who be this goat? Continue, I know who u are (with ur use of bad English), but i am done with u. That curse I placed on u is really working, but I seriously fear for u cos what awaits u is better imagined. I am done replying a goat.

Don't sleep yet, please respond because I may even decide to killed u while u are sleeping...

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Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 7:24am On Apr 22, 2020
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:17am On Apr 23, 2020
Any answer yet?
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:39pm On Apr 24, 2020
cheesy
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by Perfectbeing(m): 11:05pm On Apr 24, 2020
Where sin abound, the grace of God did much more abound.
The grace of God is with your spirit. Peace..
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 5:30am On Apr 30, 2020
Perfectbeing:
Where sin abound, the grace of God did much more abound.

The grace of God is with your spirit. Peace..
your chorus your bizwax
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by TheSourcerer: 3:15pm On May 26, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:


IF WE WERE MADE IN GODS IMAGE, THEN HE MUST HAVE BALLS LIKE YOU MEN? cheesy grin
NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS. I WONDER IF HE SHAVES WITH A LAWN MOWER.
God's cock hair would be too crazy thick for your lawn mowers, let's use regular Cutlass and shave it up haha

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Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by HoliMaree: 5:30pm On May 26, 2020
God does not have sex nor urinate. These are earthly requirements not heavenly. There are no mention of toilets in the heavenly kingdom. God's son is his Word not a product of his loins. God made man in his image but man has to reproduce physically through his loins not his word.
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 10:53pm On Jul 17, 2020
HoliMaree:
God does not have sex nor urinate. These are earthly requirements not heavenly. There are no mention of toilets in the heavenly kingdom. God's son is his Word not a product of his loins. God made man in his image but man has to reproduce physically through his loins not his word.
But God sat down with his big buttocks on the throne ba. Check his buttocks he might have anus.

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Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by judedwriter(m): 7:00am On Jul 18, 2020
DASKACE:
Not everyone we see in our neighborhood, streets, markets, offices, churches etc are actually human beings. Some people are demon incarnate disguising as human to the non discerning mind.

We live in such a precarious time where this entities are been unleashed to this realm where they occupy a person willing to give them his/her body. Obviously, Mr. OP might just fall into that category. When I read through the write up, I can't but agree with the word of God in:

1 Timothy: 4. 1. Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
2. Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;

If not for this era of grace we live, entities like Mr OP could have long been condemned in abyss.

Not everyone we see on social media are 100% human.

Some are demon incarnates, demons in disguise as humans.

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Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:16pm On Sep 05, 2020
judedwriter:


Not everyone we see on social media are 100% human.

Some are demon incarnates, demons in disguise as humans.

I am half human half vampire grin don't be scared bikonu cheesy
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by judedwriter(m): 3:46pm On Sep 06, 2020
geoworldedu:


I am half human half vampire grin don't be scared bikonu cheesy

shocked Chai!

I cover myself with the blood of Jesus!
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by Judybash93(m): 4:35pm On Sep 06, 2020
donwhit:
Spiritual beings dont have organs below the heart. Since they feed on light energy, they dont need to excrete and they reproduce using the power of their mind.

How did you know this sir?
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by Xmuslim: 7:51pm On Sep 07, 2020
This one pass me... But wait which of the gods? Allah? , Yahweh? , chrishna? , zeus? Etc. OP be specific please grin
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:06pm On Sep 07, 2020
judedwriter:


shocked Chai!

I cover myself with the blood of Jesus!
Blood of he-goat is preferable.
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:08pm On Sep 07, 2020
Xmuslim:
This one pass me... But wait which of the gods? Allah? , Yahweh? , chrishna? , zeus? Etc. OP be specific please grin
There is no other God except Yahweh the lord of host. He is the one who killed the Egyptian firstborns, he killed all the children of the sinning countries, killed all the animals and infants of all the enemies of Israel. He's d one am talking of.

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