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Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 12:32pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
rtdCivilservant:any proof? |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by rtdCivilservant: 12:52pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
geoworldedu:Can't u see how aggressive he is? 1 Like |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 1:27pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
rtdCivilservant:No |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by kingxsamz(m): 1:46pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
donwhit: Is that what they told you on their whatsapp group? 3 Likes |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by kingxsamz(m): 1:54pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
geoworldedu: IF WE WERE MADE IN GODS IMAGE, THEN HE MUST HAVE BALLS LIKE YOU MEN? cheesy grin
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Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 7:32pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
kingxsamz:Thanks, I'm sipping my zobo right now |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by Stephenmoka4(m): 8:42pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
geoworldedu:God don't urinate so I'm sure he doesn't have one, do God also have navels hmm. He wasn't born by any earthly parents so, no. |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by GodSaklek(m): 9:20pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
rtdCivilservant: Hypocrite, after you've wish him death, u are now doing holy stuff, idioter! |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by rtdCivilservant: 10:11pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
GodSaklek:Who be this goat? Continue, I know who u are (with ur use of bad English), but i am done with u. That curse I placed on u is really working, but I seriously fear for u cos what awaits u is better imagined. I am done replying a goat. |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by GodSaklek(m): 10:22pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
rtdCivilservant: U said bad English?, read yours very well if you write good English,I have already laid curses on you as well Mr English man, let see the one that will take effect first,on June 2nd,you are coming here to apologize to me.... 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by GodSaklek(m): 10:37pm On Apr 20, 2020 |
rtdCivilservant: Don't sleep yet, please respond because I may even decide to killed u while u are sleeping... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 7:24am On Apr 22, 2020 |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:17am On Apr 23, 2020 |
Any answer yet? |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:39pm On Apr 24, 2020 |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by Perfectbeing(m): 11:05pm On Apr 24, 2020 |
Where sin abound, the grace of God did much more abound. The grace of God is with your spirit. Peace.. |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 5:30am On Apr 30, 2020 |
Perfectbeing:your chorus your bizwax |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by TheSourcerer: 3:15pm On May 26, 2020 |
CAPSLOCKED:God's cock hair would be too crazy thick for your lawn mowers, let's use regular Cutlass and shave it up haha 2 Likes |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by HoliMaree: 5:30pm On May 26, 2020 |
God does not have sex nor urinate. These are earthly requirements not heavenly. There are no mention of toilets in the heavenly kingdom. God's son is his Word not a product of his loins. God made man in his image but man has to reproduce physically through his loins not his word. |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 10:53pm On Jul 17, 2020 |
HoliMaree:But God sat down with his big buttocks on the throne ba. Check his buttocks he might have anus. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by judedwriter(m): 7:00am On Jul 18, 2020 |
DASKACE: Not everyone we see on social media are 100% human. Some are demon incarnates, demons in disguise as humans. 1 Like |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 11:16pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
judedwriter: I am half human half vampire don't be scared bikonu |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by judedwriter(m): 3:46pm On Sep 06, 2020 |
geoworldedu: Chai! I cover myself with the blood of Jesus! |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by Judybash93(m): 4:35pm On Sep 06, 2020 |
donwhit: How did you know this sir? |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by Xmuslim: 7:51pm On Sep 07, 2020 |
This one pass me... But wait which of the gods? Allah? , Yahweh? , chrishna? , zeus? Etc. OP be specific please |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:06pm On Sep 07, 2020 |
judedwriter:Blood of he-goat is preferable. |
Re: Will God's Penis Be Larger Than Human Penis? by geoworldedu: 8:08pm On Sep 07, 2020 |
Xmuslim:There is no other God except Yahweh the lord of host. He is the one who killed the Egyptian firstborns, he killed all the children of the sinning countries, killed all the animals and infants of all the enemies of Israel. He's d one am talking of. |
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