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Taking Idowu Out! by Nobody: 10:17am On Jan 10, 2011
[b] Actually it wasn't my decision cos am not well enlightened about the Chinese Restaurants Services,i'ld rather stick to Mr Biggs and them Crunchies Services but Ma new catch Idowu kept pestering me on taking her out to a Chinese Restaurant.
Been left with no other choice than succumbing to her request i finally took her Out to a Chinese Restaurant!
Having sat down on one of those wooden chairs,we were approached by a friendly waiter who presented the menu list to us.
I retorted to the idea that am to make the choice of meal with a vivid reason that 'I've never been to a Chinese Restaurant' so ID had the selection rite fallen to her feet
Instead of making it clear that she's also making her debut to a Chinese Restaurant,she felt like acting the 'Know it all' role,so the menu was forwarded to her.
'Wow. . . Wow. . Wow!. . .Eem i'ld go for the nos 65 and 70 she said; Off went the waiter and an anticipated meal was savoured between the two lovers.
After 30mins of delay,the waiter came back just to serve ma Chick a stick of Ciggaratte and a Lighter! [/b]
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by eldav(m): 10:20am On Jan 10, 2011
talk true,which comedian u copy dis from?
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by Nobody: 10:22am On Jan 10, 2011
You i guess lol
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by eldav(m): 10:25am On Jan 10, 2011
well dats by d way

d joke dey weightless sha.

(no ofwence)
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by Nobody: 10:30am On Jan 10, 2011
U're jxt Saying that lemme guess. . . Maybe in sum minutes time,those who value jokes would appreciate it!
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by babyme1(f): 10:38am On Jan 10, 2011
ID where are you? Stale joke El tongue
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by Nobody: 10:55am On Jan 10, 2011
Wetin ID go do,the story is true naa.
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by KDK(m): 12:33pm On Jan 10, 2011
Hmmmm, i strongly believe badowsky is watching. smiley
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by Idowuogbo(f): 2:28pm On Jan 10, 2011
KDK:

Hmmmm, i strongly believe badowsky is watching. smiley
i was watching dear kiss kiss kiss kiss , dont worri he wishes we went on a date
joseph d dreamer
baby.me:

ID where are you? Stale joke El tongue
darling me am here , he was day dreaming

imagine nA BUKA d ina wan carry me go as hin local reach , he talk sey mama onome fry up na baba, razz dude  tongue tongue tongue
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by StudioCFR(m): 3:04pm On Jan 10, 2011
Idowu

Try Dey make sense abeg

U just dey type nonsense wey person no know the head and tail


Mtchew
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by calddon(m): 3:45pm On Jan 10, 2011
jokes
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by Idowuogbo(f): 3:51pm On Jan 10, 2011
@stud abeg go fingerrr baboon , was i talking to u undecided undecided
dont strt o , oniyeye oshi
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by Nobody: 5:21pm On Jan 10, 2011
Eeyah! Id na denial u dey so?
Well one tin ur denial is going to cost u is NO MORE CHINESE RESTAURANT TAKE AWAY

Na help i dey even help u so
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by Idowuogbo(f): 5:41pm On Jan 10, 2011
^ u insane joker
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jan 10, 2011
Insane ke?
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by Idowuogbo(f): 6:15pm On Jan 10, 2011
yes u insane ,
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by Nobody: 6:28pm On Jan 10, 2011
Id. . .ur heartrub Insane?

Then i bet u're a Ms Insane!
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by Idowuogbo(f): 6:31pm On Jan 10, 2011
abeg el stop flexin mehn , ur eye go clear sun , na overdose dey worri u
abeg down some H2O to dilute
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by StudioCFR(m): 6:33pm On Jan 10, 2011
Is dis what maturity does to people?
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by Nobody: 6:38pm On Jan 10, 2011
I hate hosting uninvited guests

* Takes out his shot gun ready to blow off studs brain *
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by eldav(m): 6:38pm On Jan 10, 2011
El guava

I think sey u dey form rev. father?

wetin u dey do with chicks na?
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by Nobody: 6:42pm On Jan 10, 2011
Point of correction. . .what are u doing with ID?
As a mater of fact na her i send 4 N.l hope u aint jealous

And pls dnt call me 'EL guava' thatz a taliban's name
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by Idowuogbo(f): 6:44pm On Jan 10, 2011
hmm na wah o ,
eldav wats up wink
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by StudioCFR(m): 6:44pm On Jan 10, 2011
lol
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by eldav(m): 6:45pm On Jan 10, 2011
does it look lyk I care,El guava?
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by eldav(m): 6:48pm On Jan 10, 2011
baby i'm cool.

hope u chillin gud?
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by Idowuogbo(f): 6:49pm On Jan 10, 2011
am doing jus fine boo boo

@stud
y u dey laf , oniyeye
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by StudioCFR(m): 7:53pm On Jan 10, 2011
Face wetin dey face u idowu

No dey bug me
Mtchew
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by dani1luv: 7:22am On Jan 11, 2011
You try Jorh wink
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by lysaa(f): 11:52am On Jan 13, 2011
Studio CFR:

Idowu

Try Dey make sense abeg

U just dey type nonsense wey person no know the head and tail


Mtchew
U wicked luny son of a w'man! LOL
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by KDK(m): 12:14pm On Jan 13, 2011
* i dey observe* smiley
Re: Taking Idowu Out! by MrBones2(m): 12:35pm On Jan 13, 2011
i don't expect dis from el guapo. not funny at all

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