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SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 2:34pm On May 06, 2020
INTRODUCTION

title changed from QUALITY MADAM TO SURVIVAL

STORY OF TWO CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WHOM OUT OF CURIOSITY DISCOVERED THE UNKNOWN, THEIR HEART LINGERED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THEIR NEW DISCOVERIES BUT ALONG THE WAY THE CAME IN CONTACT WITH SOME DIRTY SECRETS OF A DEADLY CARTEL ( THE BLOODY ARK TEMPLE). WHAT MEANT TO BE ADVENTURE FOR THE TWO TURNED OUT TO BE A BATTLE OF SURVIVAL, BLOODY QUEST AND THE TWO WOULD DEFINITELY LOSE THEIR LIVES EXCEPT THEY PLAYED WELL AND BEAT HAND OF TIME.

WILL THE TWO FRIENDS SURVIVE OR DIE ALONG THE WAY?

WHAT ARE THOSE UNKNOWN THEY DISCOVERED?

WHAT COULD BE THE SECRETS THEY CAME IN CONTACT WITH?

WATCH OUT FOR THIS EPIC STORY AS THE ANSWERS TO THOSE QUESTIONS UNFOLD



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FIRST CHAPTER








"Guy you sure sey Na this house The babe Yan for the address so? Cole asked Leo with bit of fear in his voice. they were both approaching a magnificent building, decorated with expensive marble ties, honestly without being told one can easily deduce that the occupant of the building is stinkly rich. Leo on the other hand wasn't sure of the address either, He equally understood cole's plight as cole's fear had now suddenly found its way into his nervous cells, His two legs were now moving at a very low pace now.

"Cole, Leo called out almost in a whisper.

Cole glanced at Leo's face and little lines formed on his face as he smiled on noticing his friends change in composure. "Wetin happen?, he replied.

"Bro you dey see Wetin I dey see? hope this chick didn't play fast one on me, he stopped walking. guy I no fit go further again. Leo said blatantly"

"Guy why you go dey talk like woman? abeg stop being a sissy and let's go knock the gate.

"which gate? Leo retorted.

"this place Na Adeleke street lekki phase 1, she told you that her house was No.3 and even a blind man can easily see that "3" boldly written on the gate over there, Cole replied pointing at a huge Gate with number 3 inscribed boldly on both sides.

"Leo swallowed hard and began to walk towards the gate, Cole was making it more difficult for him, He took a closer look at the gate again and was marveled by the architectural structure and beautiful design of the whole building, everything about the house was like intimidation to his father's tattered bungalow, he had only seen such house in movies but now he was on a suicide mission to go and visit one of the occupants of the house whom he was sure is a daughter to the owner of the house.

Leo got to the gate with Cole tagging closely behind him and placed a gentle knock on the gate. He could hear his own heartbeat and his brain saying to him " Bros dey go inside, I go dey wait for you outside" then the gate opened and he saw his skeleton ran out of his body to the side of the road for safety.

" A heavily built thug dressed in black bullet proofed jacket and jeans trouser opened the gate and stepped out, Hello Mr how may I help you?. the bouncer voiced out..

Leo was expecting Cole to talk but after 3secs without noticing any movement beside him he turned back only to see Cole standing at the other side of the road, it was then it dawned on him that it wasn't his brain speaking to him that time neither was it his skeleton that ran to the other side of the road, it was his friend Cole.

"Hello Mr, will you talk to me or continue staring around? voice of the thug jabbed him out of his oblivious state.

"Ye..yes sir, I'm here to see Loretta.. Leo managed to say


........FLASHBACK.... 3DAYS AGO.........


Leo was in his mother's restaurant where his junior sister also worked as an attendant, he sat at a corner browsing through websites when he noticed a young beautiful lady sitting adjacent to his position, she was so pretty that he couldn't help but admire her beauty and rich look, she really has taste for quality things as it could be clearly seen in her dressing, Leo decided to play smart so he pretended to be a customer and moved closer to where she sat.

his sister immediately understood his plight and decided to play along

"Hello please attend to me quickly I'm in a hurry and I didn't park my car well. Leo said blatantly making hand gesture to his sister to be quick.

his sister smiled and the pretty lady gave him a charming stare that could make him exchange his mother's restaurant for her kiss.

"Customer, his sister called out. you too dey change car o, see the kind of car you brought today. "She said pointing at someone's Range Rover Sport parked outside.

"Yes, I got tired of that my Lambogini and my mother went out with my dad's venza so I decided to use my mother's rang Rover. Leo answered.

His sister couldn't hold the laughter so she ran to the kitchen section of the restaurant and blasted it out leaving Leo and the lady alone.

Leo sized the opportunity, he sparked up conversation with her, in no time he was already brain washing the pretty lady with new version of lies that devil is yet to discover, luck was on his side as the said girl wasn't proving hard to get, she talked with him cheerfully.

everything was moving smoothly till when Leo's mother walked into the restaurant and saw him with plate of delicacy and chatting away with a lady

"Leonard!, his mother called out, Na only to dey chop like mumu you know, even the customer you're talking to have finished eating and you can't clear the dishes away. anyway hope you don comot the moi-moi for fire?

tbc

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still your guy youngzubi

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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by JhayJoe: 2:40pm On May 06, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 2:58pm On May 06, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 3:02pm On May 06, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 3:07pm On May 06, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by pradoic(m): 3:10pm On May 06, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Calenikan(m): 3:13pm On May 06, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Nobody: 5:58pm On May 06, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by scott04: 8:52pm On May 06, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by purity247(m): 11:24pm On May 06, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Eternitymedia88: 6:09am On May 07, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by ashatoda: 9:09am On May 07, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by silverlinen(m): 11:23am On May 07, 2020
Lol....see casting,mama Leonard don cast matter...Go on man,we are following
First time commenter on ur stories though

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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Silver1996(m): 12:03pm On May 07, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 12:08pm On May 07, 2020
Continuation


"Loretta?... the thug repeated.


Leo paused for a while to scan through his memory just to be sure he had called the Correct name. Yes Loretta, he responded with little boldness in his voice as he had now summoned up courage.

"Do you have any appointment with her?


"Yes I wan come fvck am, Leo said in his mind. he wouldn't dare say that out as it would have been him signing his death warrant.

"we agreed to meet today. he replied displaying the address in his hand to the thug who just glanced at it.

The thug was partially convinced that Loretta must have knowledge of the visitor coming not because of what Leo said but due to Loretta's handwriting he had seen on the address the guy waved at him.

"Give me few minutes, the thug said and left.


"Leo!, Cole called out as soon as the gate was closed.

"You're a fool man, Leo retorted.

"chill bro, I just want to let you know that they have dog.

"Where? how did you know that...Leo paid attention to him now, but the thug opened the gate and motioned him to come inside before Cole could replied him from the other side..


"Hey! Who's that, are you guys together?.. the thug asked pointing at Cole who's now walking hurriedly towards them when he saw that Leo is been allowed to go in..

In as much Leo wanted to deny ever knowing the idiot, he also remembered that his company is still much needed in other for him to feel confident and comfortable inside the building he decided to let go.

"Yes we came together." Leo said with a brief smile that disappeared almost immediately.

"Man, how come you stood over there? the thug asked Cole as they walked into the large compound.

" Oh don't mind me, actually I'm an architect. I was taking clearer look at the building from there, I guess I would love to do something like this in the future. Cole lied"

"Really? why stress your eyes from that far when you know that you will still come inside and get better view of the whole structure. the thug answered innocently.


"No sir, as an arc I have to stand some distance away from the building in other to see all curves, bending and settings of the building . Cole made his lies more professional


Leo was just staring at Cole, the more Cole lied the more he suppressed the bowl of laughter that seeks it's way out of his belly. the idiot sure knew how to lie and lie and lie again


" I guess you knew your work better then, the thug concluded as they got to a section of the compound with small building that house different large empty but well decorated bars.

"over there!, the thug said pointing at a wide spaced guest bar, with different expensive chairs and table arranged in a fashionable way, there were also wines and all sort of expensive drinks arranged in a big transparent showcase, it took a closer look for Cole to know that it's a fridge.

"They both sank into a double seater sofa, the softness of the chair made them wonder if the chairs were made with bread.

"make yourselves comfortable, Loretta will join you in a jiffy but while you wait let me call a maid to entertain you. the thug said and walked away into another section of the compound leaving the two friends alone.

"Cole, Leo called out looking around like a child who just saw aeroplane flying up.


"Yes....


" I don hammer!

" we don hammer

" Weting you talk. Leo sneered at him mockingly


" We're in this together remember, so if you blow, I don blow too... Cole explained still turning his head 180 degree to see everything around the building

" baba let me gist you, kobo you won't see. Leo replied

" remember the babe is yet to give you any hop and you're alreading counting imaginary millions. Cole defended


" Guy for naija if you collabo rich girl definitely you're on your way to richness too, all you need is to dig her well then boom!.. Leo replied defensively.

" Bro Na you Go Nack, Cole whispered

" Na me go still receive pay, is God not good.. Leo responded and they both broke into laughter


They were carried away in their little moment of laughter and didn't notice when a young lady walked in baring a tray containing glass cups and wine in it

"She cleared her throat in a playful manner in other to alert them of her presence.

Cole was the first to notice the figure and stopped laughing


"Good day sirs, you're having fun already I could see that. please my boss will be here any moment, she apologizes for the delay. I brought some drinks for you. the maid said and bent over the table to drop the tray..

"Leo and cole's eyes bulged out in amazement of the beauty before them, her two elegant melons popped up as she made to bend and drop what she was carrying.

this most be house of beauty, Leo said in his mind

you're a maid? Cole asked the girl as she was about to walk away ignoring the stares she have noticed from them when she looked up after dropping the tray.

"Yes sir, you could see the worker's tag clearly attached to my collar. she said politely

"honestly you're to pretty to be a maid.. Cole pushed further, Leo knew he wasn't speaking from his heart but from his dick.


"Oh if that's a compliment, thank you sir. she replied with a brief charming smile and a slight bow.

"Yes, sure a compliment it is.. Cole said returning her smile.

"I must take my leave now, she said and walked away taking her steps gently while her huge hips swayed in rhythm to her steps .

"Jesus! ..Cole exclaimed, blinking his eyes repeatedly as if to be sure that what he just saw was real.



Leo wanted to say something but kept quiet when he noticed a familiar figure stepped out of the house from the main building and started walking towards them, he recognized her instantly...Loretta he gasped.

"Guy you don't know how to describe beauty o. this babe na goodness nau, see curves, hips....

"Guy shout up, Leo cautioned Cole who was trying to describe all qualities if Loretta who was now almost at the entrance

they both stood up as soon as Loretta got to the mini bar where they sat.

"Hello, I'm deeply sorry for delaying you guys. Loretta voiced out, her voice was so angelic that their brain took some few seconds to differentiate it from music.

she was dressed in a pink designer gown that barely reached her thighs thus showcasing too much fresh, her hips stood out firmly while the gown displayed all her curves and model shape, the top of her gown was designed with flowers and the arm was free with a simple design but beautiful. she walked to Leo and they shared quick hug and peck

Leo wished the hug could last forever but it didn't, he watched her walk to Cole who was already bracing up for a hug, they shared slight hug as well and Cole spoke up immediately

" Wow! you're such a goodness I must confess, I'm Cole nice to meet Ya. Cole said to her immediately they broke the hug.

Anger filled Leo's heart at that moment, he hated his friends composure, confident and smartness. the idiot is even speaking correct English with phonetic..He thought to himself


To Be Continued

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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 12:12pm On May 07, 2020
JhayJoe:
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by yungbanks(m): 2:15pm On May 07, 2020
Ride on man and remember me in paradise a little mention will do keep it up
Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by izaray(f): 3:28pm On May 07, 2020
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I INVITE MY BOSS THEM AT THE ROOF TOP
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Thanks boss mi
Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by KaideeGee(m): 3:53pm On May 07, 2020
Wow nice story... Following.
Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by hidhrhis(m): 4:26pm On May 07, 2020
I don dey gbadun this story like mad
Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Dre555: 9:43pm On May 07, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by BIGGIE121(m): 10:30pm On May 07, 2020
I officially declare my love for this story, zubi keep the updates flowing in.
Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 11:17pm On May 07, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Adesina12: 5:27pm On May 08, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Zara20(f): 12:55pm On Jun 03, 2020
[quote] Thanks for the mention sorry i came in late. More ink to your pen blvd
Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Tominix(m): 8:34pm On Jun 15, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by jayman00004(m): 9:29pm On Jun 15, 2020
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Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Lakesc: 6:13am On Jun 16, 2020
I invited myself by myself.. Nice one op
Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by sodeeqsulaimon88(m): 12:47am On Jun 17, 2020
Agba awo zubi ajeh i dey always feel you.....ride on bro
Re: SURVIVAL ( From Table Of Sex Na Food Funny Tales) By Youngzubi by Jessy234(f): 10:58am On Jul 31, 2020
Nice story.... following

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