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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by incogni2o: 7:06pm On May 17, 2020
VickyRotex:


Hey, I've read how you quote and insult people on this thread. I'm not going down that rabbit trail with you. If you don't have the manners to talk to people, I do.

Please stay off my mention. Thanks!


I state what is the Fact. If you take it as an insult or that I dont have manners maybe cos of how blunt I am with it, I'm afraid, thats your Judgement.

I wouldn't give you the leisure of quoting your "insults" for you to read here, Check your Post I quoted and tell me you are not an Hypocrite for telling me I insult people and dont have manners.

Nonscence.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by AhoadaRivers: 8:25pm On May 17, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please

Aboy, you be 96% cannibal o. See as you cut the head commot, something wey resemble human being head?

You get mind, even your ugly 'kponki' fingers resemble hand wey don butcher human being before.

Tufia!

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by BluntTheApostle(m): 8:54pm On May 17, 2020
incogni2o:


You are naive....very naive.

Well, you obviously are the naive one here.

The monkey has a nervous system(which is as simple as it gets thinking down the line of your evolutionary nonscensical theory) and feels Pain(which scientifically is a feeling of discomfort that tells the organism of imminent danger). Going by that definition, Plants feel pain too. Argue with yourself.

You are really sounding foolish now cheesy How can plants feel pains when they don't have a brain or a nervous system?

Who are you as a scientist to jump from your specialty of studying to a moral premise of telling people what is right as regard to inflicting Pain on Animals. (By the way, you are soo inflicting pain on me with your responses).Your Knowledge is making you less of a Human.

Well, you are a typical Nigeria. Life has no value. When you don't even value the lives of humans, how can you value that of an animal? Well, I hope a lion meets you one day and inflicts pain on you before having you for lunch.

Humans You and other Primates have a common ancestor. This is the same reason I called you a Monkey, You actually lack common sense to think I mean you are a Monkey. I meant it metaphorically speaking Man. You think like a Monkey, and I bet you Monkeys are smart...very smart.

Senseless as usual. You are just all over the place feeling smart. Even distant cousins who have same ancestor are still two different people. Just like man and monkeys. Moreover, how do monkeys think? You claim I think like a monkey, and then admit that monkeys are very smart. What are you on about?

I'll say this again...Your little Knowledge is what makes you puffed up to come here to think you can dictate what is right or wrong for any human to do.

I don't dictate, the law does. We have a game law in Nigeria that puts restrictions on indiscriminate hunting. But we all know that Nigeria likes to make laws, but hates enforcing them.

By the way, you concluded without evidence the Monkey was killed in an inhumane way.

Yes, the monkey was killed in an inhumane way, and displayed without any form of respect. Try that in developed countries, and you will spend years in jail. Someone got 80 years for killing a hippo in Burundi or so.



Know that, I am not arguing that I am more knowledgeable than you are. Although Knowledge is Power, Wisdom is Principal says the Scriptures.

Before you tell me any scientific gibberish, pls always back up your claims with references.

Then, what is your argument? That people are free to kill animals the way they like?

I hope you will have this same argument when something bigger and more advanced than man starts using man for lunch?

Coronavirus is presently dealing with humans, and countries are shutting down. People are scared of contracting the disease, and are praying to God to cleanse the land. Yet, they don't waste time to slaughter a chicken or a goat.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by incogni2o: 9:38pm On May 17, 2020
BluntTheApostle:


Well, you obviously are the naive one here.



You are really sounding foolish now cheesy How can plants feel pains when they don't have a brain or a nervous system?



Well, you are a typical Nigeria. Life has no value. When you don't even value the lives of humans, how can you value that of an animal? Well, I hope a lion meets you one day and inflicts pain on you before having you for lunch.



Senseless as usual. You are just all over the place feeling smart. Even distant cousins who have same ancestor are still two different people. Just like man and monkeys. Moreover, how do monkeys think? You claim I think like a monkey, and then admit that monkeys are very smart. What are you on about?



I don't dictate, the law does. We have a game law in Nigeria that puts restrictions on indiscriminate hunting. But we all know that Nigeria likes to make laws, but hates enforcing them.



Yes, the monkey was killed in an inhumane way, and displayed without any form of respect. Try that in developed countries, and you will spend years in jail. Someone got 80 years for killing a hippo in Burundi or so.





Then, what is your argument? That people are free to kill animals the way they like?

I hope you will have this same argument when something bigger and more advanced than man starts using man for lunch?

Coronavirus is presently dealing with humans, and countries are shutting down. People are scared of contracting the disease, and are praying to God to cleanse the land. Yet, they don't waste time to slaughter a chicken or a goat.

I made an illustration about the nervous system and you just laughed it away. If you cant think well, I'll explain cos you live in a false reality believing you know but you are very naive. I was beating you to your own game since you say its the nervous system that makes the monkey feel Pain. Now If you break the nervous system down to its bits, you find out these bits are found in Plants too..the ability to respond to stimuli.

It is more sensible to put into law that it is illegal to hunt for an animal going into extinction so your example is a fallacy. The person was imprisoned because of hunting an animal going into extinction and not because he hunted in an inhumane way.

Yes, My Point is what I stated earlier. God gave Man Dominion over the Fish of the Sea, The Birds of the Air and the Creatures on Land. It is only Humans He made in his own image.

My Point is you are as Smart as a Monkey. Yes they are smart. Smart enough to join us in our classrooms.

You are a Liar for saying the Monkey was slaughtered in an Inhumane way. Did you witness it?

You are mixing things up, You defend Animals in no way means that Animals will defend youwhen you Fall prey, You are just a naive Individual without proper wisdom to think things through. I dont beleive in Animal Rights doesn"t mean Karma would send a Beast to my House to kill me.

Concerning Coronavirus, I hold that opinion it was bioengineered. But no matter what, The Human body is a fantastic creation, in time immunity in whatever form would be developed against it. But thats not what I am talking to you about though...dont let's digress.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by BluntTheApostle(m): 10:51pm On May 17, 2020
incogni2o:


I made an illustration about the nervous system and you just laughed it away. If you cant think well, I'll explain cos you live in a false reality believing you know but you are very naive. I was beating you to your own game since you say its the nervous system that makes the monkey feel Pain. Now If you break the nervous system down to its bits, you find out these bits are found in Plants too..the ability to respond to stimuli.

What nonsense are you gibbering? What bit of nervous system does the plant have?

It is more sensible to put into law that it is illegal to hunt for an animal going into extinction so your example is a fallacy. The person was imprisoned because of hunting an animal going into extinction and not because he hunted in an inhumane way.

You are very ignorant. If you kill animals indiscriminately, you will endanger them eventually. So, people are not imprisoned for killing endangered animals, but for killing indiscriminately. That is why in developed countries, hunters have license, and they have open seasons when they can hunt. They don't just enter the bush claiming to be hunters and start killing animals.

Yes, My Point is what I stated earlier. God gave Man Dominion over the Fish of the Sea, The Birds of the Air and the Creatures on Land. It is only Humans He made in his own image.

God also asked us to stone adulteresses and fornicators. How come you no longer do it?

My Point is you are as Smart as a Monkey. Yes they are smart. Smart enough to join us in our classrooms.

Smh...

You are a Liar for saying the Monkey was slaughtered in an Inhumane way. Did you witness it?

The only way to kill an animal or person without inflicting pains is to stun it. When you stun an animal, you immobilize it so that it doesn't feel any pain when you kill it. I am very certain the OP and his friends used stones or weapons directly on the poor creature.

You are mixing things up, You defend Animals in no way means that Animals will defend youwhen you Fall prey, You are just a naive Individual without proper wisdom to think things through. I dont beleive in Animal Rights doesn"t mean Karma would send a Beast to my House to kill me.

You are mostly ambiguous. It makes it difficult to understand you. Anyway, the reason why I wished a lion would devour you is so that you can understand what it means to be at the mercy of something more powerful than you just as many chickens would have been at your mercy in the past.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by incogni2o: 4:33am On May 18, 2020
BluntTheApostle:


What nonsense are you gibbering? What bit of nervous system does the plant have?



You are very ignorant. If you kill animals indiscriminately, you will endanger them eventually. So, people are not imprisoned for killing endangered animals, but for killing indiscriminately. That is why in developed countries, hunters have license, and they have open seasons when they can hunt. They don't just enter the bush claiming to be hunters and start killing animals.



God also asked us to stone adulteresses and fornicators. How come you no longer do it?



Smh...



The only way to kill an animal or person without inflicting pains is to stun it. When you stun an animal, you immobilize it so that it doesn't feel any pain when you kill it. I am very certain the OP and his friends used stones or weapons directly on the poor creature.



You are mostly ambiguous. It makes it difficult to understand you. Anyway, the reason why I wished a lion would devour you is so that you can understand what it means to be at the mercy of something more powerful than you just as many chickens would have been at your mercy in the past.


Pain is an unpleasant sensation that links to tissue damage and allows the body to react in other to prevent further tissue damage. Animals dont have legs, so they cant run, but they still react. Whether the Plant has a Brain or not, the basic system is there to sense damage.

Both in Animals and Plants, there is the basic electrical system that makes causes response to stimuli in other to either flee or adapt.

You are the one who lacks the ability to reason here, since you beleif living things evolve from a similar organism down your evolutionary line, why is it difficult to reason it out that the nervous system is made up of tissues, and tissues made of of cells which basically use electricity to sense.

In fact Plants also bleed. But thats for another day.

You would have done a lot more good to begin sharing a stun gun to all the Hunters in the Villages than coming here to talk out of your sanctimonious ego. Using a stun gun and a native gun, all the same, you kill, right. The DEATH of the animal is far worse than Pain, ei

Since Death is irreparable unlike the essense of Pain.

So it means if the arrested Man has used a stun gun, he wouldnt be arrested. You say indiscriminate to cover up simple explanation I made. You are the ambigous one.

You lack understanding of the Bible, so I will never argue with you when it comes to that. I have made my point in that aspect. Without Faith, you end up in a rabbit hole. Thats the Bible for you.

You are becoming stupid and Its likely you were born with a Silver spoon, as you think killing a chicken is cruelty. I know people like you, end up being a Fanatic.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by BluntTheApostle(m): 9:38am On May 18, 2020
incogni2o:


Pain is an unpleasant sensation that links to tissue damage and allows the body to react in other to prevent further tissue damage.

Wrong!!! Pain can also be linked to potential tissue damage. If I pinch you, you feel pains, but it is all linked to an intense stimulus and not a damaging stimulus.

Animals dont have legs, so they cant run, but they still react. Whether the Plant has a Brain or not, the basic system is there to sense damage.

I take it that you mean plants don't have legs. And mind you, sensing danger is not the same as feeling pains. Both activities are wired differently. The act of sensing danger starts from the brain, and moves all over the body through motor neurons to glands. But feeling pains starts from a sensory neuron known as nociceptors, also known as pain receptors. Plants don't have nociceptors. They can sense danger, but they can't feel pains because they lack even the most basic mechanism known as neurons.

Both in Animals and Plants, there is the basic electrical system that makes causes response to stimuli in other to either flee or adapt.

Responding to stimuli is not the same as feeling pains.

You are the one who lacks the ability to reason here, since you beleif living things evolve from a similar organism

When did I make this claim? Are primates the only living things?

why is it difficult to reason it out that the nervous system is made up of tissues, and tissues made of of cells which basically use electricity to sense.

You are very ignorant. I take it that you mean that since plants can use electrical signals to communicate danger from leaf to leaf, it must mean that they have a nervous system. But electrical signals are not perculiar to nervous systems. What is perculiar to nervous systems is the central nervous system, which includes the brain, the spinal cord, and interneurons, and the ganglia.

In fact Plants also bleed. But thats for another day.

Bleeding is not the presence of pains. If someone has a stroke, they can bleed without feeling pains. Bleeding does not necessarily mean pain. If there is a damage to a portion of your neurons (as in the case of a stroke), someone can stab you and you will bleed, but won't feel pains.

You would have done a lot more good to begin sharing a stun gun to all the Hunters in the Villages than coming here to talk out of your sanctimonious ego. Using a stun gun and a native gun, all the same, you kill, right. The DEATH of the animal is far worse than Pain, ei

Since Death is irreparable unlike the essense of Pain.

Again, you have shown your lack of basic science. There is something called the food chain which allows for a balance in nature. I am not against the food chain order of predator and prey. I am only against savagery. No one is against anyone killing animals. But do it with some decency. Not like a wild animal. Even lions and all big cats don't kill so gruesomely.

So it means if the arrested Man has used a stun gun, he wouldnt be arrested. You say indiscriminate to cover up simple explanation I made. You are the ambigous one.

I was referring to a country where game law is enforced. I was merely making a point. The man was arrested for poaching (hunting illegally). There are seasons (open seasons) when animals are hunted. Then the season closes so that animals can reproduce. But in Nigeria, animals are killed indiscriminately. No one knows the breeding season of a crocodile. In developed countries, when it is the breeding season of any species, you are not allowed to hunt them. It doesn't mean that the species is endangered.

You lack understanding of the Bible, so I will never argue with you when it comes to that. I have made my point in that aspect. Without Faith, you end up in a rabbit hole. Thats the Bible for you.

See who is talking about lacking understanding of the Bible. What do you even know about the Bible other than a few stories in it? Do you know how the books were compiled, the modifications that have been made, the debates over the nature of Christ or the Jewish myth, and how El (the Cannanite god) became the prefix for Jehovah (for example El-Shaddai)?



You are becoming stupid and Its likely you were born with a Silver spoon, as you think killing a chicken is cruelty. I know people like you, end up being a Fanatic.

Why likely? You seem to enjoy using words because of the way they sound to you, and not because you have made any educated guess.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Kayharry(m): 10:30am On May 18, 2020
To the one that eat human being and call it monkey

Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by incogni2o: 6:57pm On May 18, 2020
Sorry for the late reply.

BluntTheApostle:


Wrong!!! Pain can also be linked to potential tissue damage. If I pinch you, you feel pains, but it is all linked to an intense stimulus and not a damaging stimulus.



I take it that you mean plants don't have legs. And mind you, sensing danger is not the same as feeling pains. Both activities are wired differently. The act of sensing danger starts from the brain, and moves all over the body through motor neurons to glands. But feeling pains starts from a sensory neuron known as nociceptors, also known as pain receptors. Plants don't have nociceptors. They can sense danger, but they can't feel pains because they lack even the most basic mechanism known as neurons.



Responding to stimuli is not the same as feeling pains.



When did I make this claim? Are primates the only living things?



You are very ignorant. I take it that you mean that since plants can use electrical signals to communicate danger from leaf to leaf, it must mean that they have a nervous system. But electrical signals are not perculiar to nervous systems. What is perculiar to nervous systems is the central nervous system, which includes the brain, the spinal cord, and interneurons, and the ganglia.



Bleeding is not the presence of pains. If someone has a stroke, they can bleed without feeling pains. Bleeding does not necessarily mean pain. If there is a damage to a portion of your neurons (as in the case of a stroke), someone can stab you and you will bleed, but won't feel pains.



Again, you have shown your lack of basic science. There is something called the food chain which allows for a balance in nature. I am not against the food chain order of predator and prey. I am only against savagery. No one is against anyone killing animals. But do it with some decency. Not like a wild animal. Even lions and all big cats don't kill so gruesomely.



I was referring to a country where game law is enforced. I was merely making a point. The man was arrested for poaching (hunting illegally). There are seasons (open seasons) when animals are hunted. Then the season closes so that animals can reproduce. But in Nigeria, animals are killed indiscriminately. No one knows the breeding season of a crocodile. In developed countries, when it is the breeding season of any species, you are not allowed to hunt them. It doesn't mean that the species is endangered.



See who is talking about lacking understanding of the Bible. What do you even know about the Bible other than a few stories in it? Do you know how the books were compiled, the modifications that have been made, the debates over the nature of Christ or the Jewish myth, and how El (the Cannanite god) became the prefix for Jehovah (for example El-Shaddai)?





Why likely? You seem to enjoy using words because of the way they sound to you, and not because you have made any educated guess.

You are just arguing with no particular point. why I defined pain was to let you know it is related to a stimulus that passes a message to the body to take caution...what ever that translates to in Animal or Plants.


Plants mostly have tissues, not systems as seen in animals, but they still breath and feel without those systems.

You have no point of reference and arr just galivating up and down, you mention evolution now, later you say no, you dont beleive in it. Its the bit of knowledge you have that's making you filled with conceit to think you can dictate what is morally right or wrong.

How does your illustration relate to what we are talking about. So the government saying there are hunting seasons is in no way related to the species being endangered but related to the way the species are being killed right. Common, you have no Point there.

I will tell you again...Too much knowledge without wisdom and proper understanding end up making you a fool. I am not bragging about having more knowledge of the Bible more than you do and more so, I wouldnt argue religion with one who lacks Faith.

With the more Knowledge I get to know daily, Experience tells me that time and Wisdom still counts, I dont go about harassing others and begin to think I have arrived.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by BluntTheApostle(m): 7:00pm On May 18, 2020
incogni2o:
Sorry for the late reply.



You are just arguing with no particular point. why I defined pain was to let you know it is related to a stimulus that passes a message to the body to take caution...what ever that translates to in Animal or Plants.


Plants mostly have tissues, not systems as seen in animals, but they still breath and feel without those systems.

You have no point of reference and arr just galivating up and down, you mention evolution now, later you say no, you dont beleive in it. Its the bit of knowledge you have that's making you filled with conceit to think you can dictate what is morally right or wrong.

How does your illustration relate to what we are talking about. So the government saying there are hunting seasons is in no way related to the species being endangered but related to the way the species are being killed right. Common, you have no Point there.

I will tell you again...Too much knowledge without wisdom and proper understanding end up making you a fool. I am not bragging about having more knowledge of the Bible more than you do and more so, I wouldnt argue religion with one who lacks Faith.

With the more Knowledge I get to know daily, Experience tells me that time and Wisdom still counts, I dont go about harassing others and begin to think I have arrived.


Just stop embarrassing yourself any further.

Haba.

It is the empty headed ones like you who never want to give up.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by yungevvy(m): 7:03pm On May 18, 2020
Hmm....na wa oh.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by incogni2o: 7:04pm On May 18, 2020
BluntTheApostle:


Just stop embarrassing yourself any further.

Haba.

It is the empty headed ones like you who never want to give up.


Always online.

No wonder you don't have a Job
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by incogni2o: 8:58pm On May 18, 2020
BluntTheApostle:


Just stop embarrassing yourself any further.

Haba.

It is the empty headed ones like you who never want to give up.


The coment below is mean't for you

wellmax:


The quest to sound right make you not to read properly, understand what others are saying before rushing to make comments.

Go back again from where you needless arguement started from.

I no get your time
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Nobody: 5:19am On May 19, 2020
A perverse human being.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by AhoadaRivers: 1:36pm On May 19, 2020
Musty112:
When you visit people, drink water

Best advise. The water should be sealed in bottle too..
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by AhoadaRivers: 1:39pm On May 19, 2020
Wonderzz:
Enjoy urself bro,but no chop the head I beg

Wetin come be the difference.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by JJOF(m): 7:03pm On May 22, 2020
Stormtrooper11:

Am a vegeterian o.i don't eat meat and fish
OK, I guess I can cut you some slack.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by NewDelhi(m): 6:51pm On Jan 13, 2021
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please
This your thread still makes me laugh till date.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Nobody: 7:53pm On Jan 13, 2021
SLAP44:
This is murder, OP should be arrested.


Hahahjaja
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by shilz(f): 10:28pm On Jan 13, 2021
Felt bad seeing this dead monkey,same breed with mine, scared of imagining my monkey dead.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Dueprince: 7:15pm On Jan 14, 2021
Very irritating cause it looks like homo serpians
why would one kill his fellow primate, just imagine eating that human-like head or passing that looks-like baby hand into his mouth ah that is stinking.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Dueprince: 7:35pm On Jan 14, 2021
I wonder how would this guy sleep picturing the primate burnt head with that necked teeth. For me i think this will evoke an ancient spirit, something most be following this guy after.

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