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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Sterope(f): 8:44pm On Jun 04, 2020
Embarassing, no. Funn, yes.

The doctor thought I was pregnant and I couldn't hold my smile when he carried out his lil research.
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by tracy6706: 8:45pm On Jun 04, 2020
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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by tracy6706: 8:45pm On Jun 04, 2020
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by 1Sharon(f): 8:45pm On Jun 04, 2020
Protein0:

Even in a "teaching" hospital?

Yes, they have plenty other patients to look at

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Basic123: 8:47pm On Jun 04, 2020
1Sharon:


Why would a Dr ask a patients sex position? Why did you skip that part

A cardiologist never asked me that, maybe in Nigeria

Why's the question relevant?
Must you believe anything you read!


A doctor asking about sex positions

by the way,some sexual styles could inflict injury,if a doctor is suspecting and unexplainable trauma,be can ask as most patients will hide any sexual history relating to their health untill you ask questions
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jun 04, 2020
1Sharon:


Cos you were doing Shakara and delayed answering kingazubike and jeering.

I do understand that's its if the drugs are compatable with pregnancy

But I still believe the appropriate question instead should be "could you be pregnant"?
Yes I was jeering cos he assumed no Dr had the right to ask a malaria patient about his or her sexual life and he was arrogant about it and abusing medical students.

Now it is known that some women could be 2 or 3 months pregnant without realising it. Asking her that will probably get you the wrong answer. Like a girl who is 6 weeks pregnant might not even realise she has missed her period. Sometimes a period can be missed and still doesn't mean pregnancy. So strictly, medically speaking you can ask but there is a possibility of getting a wrong answer. The most appropriate thing to ask is her LMP.
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by ojuu4u(m): 8:48pm On Jun 04, 2020
Emmaesty:
I had a yeast infection for the very first time in my life and I had to rush to the hospital cause my vjay was seriously itching

I got to the hospital and the doctor asked me when was the last time that I had sex and I said "is that important?" he looked at me like I was pretending to be holy grin

Then he gave me a drug to insert into my vjay with a long tube that has to go in. He asked if I knew how to use one then I said no.

He started explaining that "i will spread my legs open, open the lips of my vjay and slowly go inside" he was very visual and was using his hands to illustrate it.


It was very awkward

Is that embarrassment, won't he do his job? Its time we felt free to discuss sex freely among adult
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Protein0: 8:49pm On Jun 04, 2020
joelison:


If u dont want to be used to teach medical students dont go to teaching hospitals.. U can go to general hospital.. Permission is not taken from patients before they can be used to teach medical students
Don't mind them.
It is called a teaching hospital for a reason.
Abi dey Don see a teaching hospital not attached to a school before?
People sha cheesy
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by kenyguy(m): 8:49pm On Jun 04, 2020
No experience
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Basic123: 8:50pm On Jun 04, 2020
johnmattew:
most of them are perverts ..they use their occupation to view people's gentals even when the sickness isn't genitally related
How did you know it's not related

I pray this mentality cost you the life of someone close to you
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Protein0: 8:50pm On Jun 04, 2020
1Sharon:


Yes, they have plenty other patients to look at
What if the "plenty other patients" ask med students to leave as well?
How will they learn?

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by GeneralPula: 8:52pm On Jun 04, 2020
FGonline:
I hadly fall sick

Me too

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:52pm On Jun 04, 2020
DominusPrime:

Yes I was jeering cos he assumed no Dr had the right to ask a malaria patient about his or her sexual life and he was arrogant about it and abusing medical students.

[b]Now it is known that some women could be 2 or 3 months pregnant without realising it. [/b]Asking her that will probably get you the wrong answer. Like a girl who is 6 weeks pregnant might not even realise she has missed her period. Sometimes a period can be missed and still doesn't mean pregnancy. So strictly, medically speaking you can ask but there is a possibility of getting a wrong answer. The most appropriate thing to ask is her LMP.

As simple as when last was your mensuration an indicator of the possibility if she may be preg? Or just go straight to the point. ARE YOU PREGNANT! Anyway most doctors of today entered the medical school through the back door and got out through the window.

There are ethics I hope you know.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:52pm On Jun 04, 2020
MrEgghead:
Spot on.
Dental schools for dental student sir. That's why its called Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria, MDCN.
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by greatbrian(m): 8:53pm On Jun 04, 2020
Mine was when I was younger. Class 4 boy or so. I was sick and since my mum happened to be a nurse I dnt get treated by two people than my mum even when we weren't sick, she will just tell us we've been opened to mosquito bite and bingo. Chloroquine injection will do the trick. talk more of when one of us was sick. that goes by me saying we hardly fall sick grin. I was in a military secondary school and feeling so sick. And I hated MRS since it makes you weak and lost it, so I waited till break. And I do stay with my mums friend who happened to be a nurse and work in shika zaria people go sabi am. Since my family was in south west and I school in zaria. my mum called her friend who happened to be a matron. They had conversations and next thing she came to pick me from school after we collect pass and drove me to her house. She had this daughter I was crushing on and they always tease me am the girls hubby which I do like in a way wink. Fast forward, na so she drive me go hospital and we see doctor. Bla bla bla I went for test and 2 hours later, doctor said some stuffs to her. Oboy I sha see the woman dey look me somehow and when we got home she wasnt so opened to me. Well like an hour later my mum called and was like I have STD. I dnt even know what STD means. The woman's hubby na pastor and a man I respect na so him call me where this my crush dey oo. Dey ask me question about my sex life. The girl dey look up etc. I sha was shocked coz I dnt even have any fantasy about sex at that age infact I never got to have sex till of recent (20s) and that's the first and last time since its not worth it to me. I told the man I dnt know what his talking about and am just feeling very sick and weak. Well he told me my diagnosis came out as STD and I really disappointed my mum and everyone. I just start dey shiver. The man was like he knows what it feels like to be in the military and he knows I will mix with diff kids. Well since I maintained my innocence mum came over 2 days later and her friend was like we should try a private hospital etc and see the depth of the STD. Na so we go all the way to kaduna from zaria enter one private hospital. I came out negative and tested high to typhoid and a serious case of malaria parasite. Infact the doctor advised I be placed under serious antibiotics drip asap.

Mum hugged me and apologised for doubting my innocence and mums friend took the test back to shika to show that dicyir that misdiagnosed me. It was really embarrassing than I could write.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by leo1234(m): 8:53pm On Jun 04, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Most Nigerian doctors are perverts. They ask all sorts of silly questions that aren't related to your ailment. It has even gone as far as medical students on ward round , postings or clerking in teaching hospitals. Small boys wey never grow hair for prick will begin to ask you the last time you had sex before they diagnose you with typhoid or malaria. It's worse if you visit a teaching hospital. You might be used for live practicals in front of medical students during ward rounds or husky exams. If you have a knowledge of the medical profession, you'd easily understand. Later in the day, you begin to hear medical students and even interns gisting about their experience in O/G ward round , female medical etc.
A doctor will diagnose you with malaria and when it's time to prescribe a drug,
We know certain drugs or administration aren't suitable for pregnant people but instead of the male doctor to simply ask if you're pregnant, he'll rather be asking for the last time you had sex and if you're clean shaven down there grin




Husky grin
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jun 04, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Most Nigerian doctors are perverts. They ask all sorts of silly questions that aren't related to your ailment. It has even gone as far as medical students on ward round , postings or clerking in teaching hospitals. Small boys wey never grow hair for prick will begin to ask you the last time you had sex before they diagnose you with typhoid or malaria. It's worse if you visit a teaching hospital. You might be used for live practicals in front of medical students during ward rounds or husky exams. If you have a knowledge of the medical profession, you'd easily understand. Later in the day, you begin to hear medical students and even interns gisting about their experience in O/G ward round , female medical etc.
A doctor will diagnose you with malaria and when it's time to prescribe a drug,
We know certain drugs or administration aren't suitable for pregnant people but instead of the male doctor to simply ask if you're pregnant, he'll rather be asking for the last time you had sex and if you're clean shaven down there grin



a nurse once asked me this "if i shave down there" is it imply anything?
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Emmaesty(f): 8:55pm On Jun 04, 2020
ojuu4u:


Is that embarrassment, won't he do his job? Its time we felt free to discuss sex freely among adult
It was a first time for me so it felt really awkward.
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jun 04, 2020
JUICYPINEAPPLE:


As simple as when last was your mensuration and indicator of the possibility if she may be preg? Or just go straight to the point. ARE YOU PREGNANT! Anyway most doctors of today entered the medical school through the back door and got out through the window.

There are ethics I hope you know.



Men!! I'm tired of ignorant people who read but don't assimilate. I have just explained the danger in asking directly if a patient is pregnant and you are still saying this? And then claiming most Drs are quacks? What's your beef with Drs?

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by TONYE001(m): 8:56pm On Jun 04, 2020
1Sharon, I don't know if you are a medical doctor or not. If you are a doctor, I doubt you're practicing in Nigeria.

Right from medschool, student doctors are taught how to "twist some questions..."

This is just because of our environment. There are smokers that answer in the negative if asked directly whether they smoke. There are people that outrightly say they aren't sexually active even if they are. There are folks that gulp large quantities of alcohol but deny they drink when asked. This list is endless.

So, overtime, Nigerian doctors have learnt how to be indirect in their questions. Recall, they go through all this stress FOR THE PATIENT'S BENEFIT, not theirs.

It's painful when the outside world accuses MOST NIGERIAN DOCTORS that they're perverts. The sad truth is, doctors would gladly stay away from sex-related questions and examinations if there were alternatives!

Doctors don't look forward to seeing a woman's privates. I assure you, most times, it's not funny what is seen down there. Some doctors are even embarrassed asking sex-related questions. See, doctors are doing these stuffs at their own inconvenience...

Let's not propagate this misinformation to the general public. It's tiring reading all these attacks on doctors.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Reex12(m): 8:56pm On Jun 04, 2020
FuckHomophobes:
I had a boner whilst being examied by this very cute doctor with his nerdy spectacles. Chai some doctors can be so handsome o

I was actually imagining myself doing had things with him and the worst happened. Well I believe he knew what's up.
gay alert

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jun 04, 2020
JUICYPINEAPPLE:


As simple as when last was your mensuration and indicator of the possibility if she may be preg? Or just go straight to the point. ARE YOU PREGNANT! Anyway most doctors of today entered the medical school through the back door and got out through the window.

There are ethics I hope you know.


And do these ethics prevent you from asking a patient about her LMP? Or the ethics specify that you must only ask if she's pregnant or not? Don't imagine things and spew them out simply cos they feel right in your head.
Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by omoharry(f): 8:58pm On Jun 04, 2020
My own was when I went to a health center for my cervical screening in 2012.Meehn ! That procedure is very very invasive for a woman. When I got there , I met male and female Doctor .If she was a nurse I didn't know . I just observed that they both wore white coat .
The most embarrassing moment was when I was ask to UnCloth ( though with a medical coat to cover me up) I was then made to open my legs apart like a pregnant woman that is about to give birth.Afterward, an instrument was inserted in my cervix to open me up ..Then the lady called on the male doctor to take the swap and probably assess my cervix . God I burning with shame and prayed for the whole process to be over as soon as possible . I was very uncomfortable and felt exposed .
Though male the Doctor was professional but I didn't like the fact that he had to see me in that state. Naked and open.
Ladies that have done cervical screening will know what I am talking about .Its very very embarrassing

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by 1Sharon(f): 8:58pm On Jun 04, 2020
DominusPrime:

Yes I was jeering cos he assumed no Dr had the right to ask a malaria patient about his or her sexual life and he was arrogant about it and abusing medical students.

Now it is known that some women could be 2 or 3 months pregnant without realising it. Asking her that will probably get you the wrong answer. Like a girl who is 6 weeks pregnant might not even realise she has missed her period. Sometimes a period can be missed and still doesn't mean pregnancy. So strictly, medically speaking you can ask but there is a possibility of getting a wrong answer. The most appropriate thing to ask is her LMP.

What's lmp?

So how is "when last you had sex" a better question?

You'd still have to give a pregnancy since you are so concerned about accuracy

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jun 04, 2020
TONYE001:
1Sharon, I don't know if you are a medical doctor or not. If you are a doctor, I doubt you're practicing in Nigeria.

Right from medschool, student doctors are taught how to "twist some questions..."

This is just because of our environment. There are smokers that answer in the negative if asked directly whether they smoke. There are people that outrightly say they aren't sexually active even if they are. There are folks that gulp large quantities of alcohol but deny they drink when asked. This list is endless.

So, overtime, Nigerian doctors have learnt how to be indirect in their questions. Recall, they go through all this stress FOR THE PATIENT'S BENEFIT, not theirs.

It's painful when the outside world accuses MOST NIGERIAN DOCTORS that they're perverts. The sad truth is, doctors would gladly stay away from sex-related questions and examinations if there were an alternative!

Doctors don't look forward to see a woman's privates. I assure you, most times, it's not funny what is seen down there. Some doctors are even embarrassed asking sex-related questions. See, doctors are doing these stuffs at their own inconvenience...

Let's not propagate this misinformation to the general public. It's tiring reading all these attacks on doctors.
You've said it all...

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Aksnoopy: 9:00pm On Jun 04, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Most Nigerian doctors are perverts. They ask all sorts of silly questions that aren't related to your ailment. It has even gone as far as medical students on ward round , postings or clerking in teaching hospitals. Small boys wey never grow hair for prick will begin to ask you the last time you had sex before they diagnose you with typhoid or malaria. It's worse if you visit a teaching hospital. You might be used for live practicals in front of medical students during ward rounds or husky exams. If you have a knowledge of the medical profession, you'd easily understand. Later in the day, you begin to hear medical students and even interns gisting about their experience in O/G ward round , female medical etc.
A doctor will diagnose you with malaria and when it's time to prescribe a drug,
We know certain drugs or administration aren't suitable for pregnant people but instead of the male doctor to simply ask if you're pregnant, he'll rather be asking for the last time you had sex and if you're clean shaven down there grin



OSCE! Stop embarrassing your fellow pharmacists on here.

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Zino990(m): 9:00pm On Jun 04, 2020
Emmacolinho:
The doctor was preaching to me about the dangers of taking marijuana in the presence of my pastor and boom he asked do u drink alcohol and smoke? I sharply deny am but its been a long time sha.
Please what did he tell you about smoking marijuana in the present of your pastor
Please tell me

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jun 04, 2020
BCJAY:
I had a pain and went to the hospital for treatment only for the doctor to ask me to lie down remove my pant and he started to insert his finger into my private part to finger me and he was yearning hmm hmm and it was nothing pertaining to that I have to stand and leave there and never go back to the doctor again. The second instance was when I had accident and broke my arm only for doctor to ask me to remove cloth and wants to be touching my breast pretending to be massaging my arm, some doctors are terrible

Stop Lying. How unfortunate can one human being be to be molested at every given time they go to see a doctor?

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by johnmattew: 9:00pm On Jun 04, 2020
Basic123:

How did you know it's not related

I pray this mentality cost you the life of someone close to you
I reject your prayer and send it back to u

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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by tracy7467: 9:01pm On Jun 04, 2020
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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Ayemileto(m): 9:02pm On Jun 04, 2020
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Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by Starhearts: 9:03pm On Jun 04, 2020
Naa wen one useless female doctor touch my scrotums wen l get golorhhrea ?

Naa soo my Dick raised up unnecessary

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