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What's The Craziest Thing You Have Heard People Do While Pretending To Be Asleep by naijastable(m): 8:38pm On Jun 16, 2020
grin Guy's why not let share the craziest stuffs you have heard people say or do while you were pretending to be asleep..


mine:was hearing my roomie begging his babe to justput the cap, baba no know say as a rugged guy wey I be ,I dey awake dey watch life movie

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Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Have Heard People Do While Pretending To Be Asleep by Nobody: 8:42pm On Jun 16, 2020
I woke up because my cousin was morning she was masturbating it was annoying

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Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Have Heard People Do While Pretending To Be Asleep by naijastable(m): 8:45pm On Jun 16, 2020
;Ddah epic moment
Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Have Heard People Do While Pretending To Be Asleep by callmeRichie(m): 8:47pm On Jun 16, 2020
My roomie and babe were really having hot romance in one of the nightsgrin and I couldn't sleep throughout the whole night, when it got hotter I heard the babe whispering saying "Kingsley(not my real name) is here, he would know!" Dude replied "he's asleep nah" undecided For my mind I laughed

Well they don't really make out sha,grin they were afraidgrin buh my guy later released. Mumu guy even when online to check on "how to have sex"grin

Buh that day vex me ehnn, more of the reasons I never had a roomie till I finished.
Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Have Heard People Do While Pretending To Be Asleep by Vyzz: 8:48pm On Jun 16, 2020
I trained myself not to sleep stupid sleep...


I don't like sleeping with people except its sex with a lady and after that she goes to her place or room... If I am sleeping and u make any little noise I Don wake.. Udonblivit? grin



I no wetin i dey dream and if I start somniloquy and somnambulism
Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Have Heard People Do While Pretending To Be Asleep by vanida6: 8:52pm On Jun 16, 2020
cheesy
Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Have Heard People Do While Pretending To Be Asleep by Nobody: 9:20pm On Jun 16, 2020
My uncle in the bathroom smashing his gf vigorously way back 2007

He was like "I will teach you a lesson today"

I thought they were fighting until they came out laughing
The way some people dey kpansh shaembarassed

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Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Have Heard People Do While Pretending To Be Asleep by paulolee(m): 9:45pm On Jun 16, 2020
my guy bring him bea come pass nite for my crib based on say boys de fight for street and they jus av to spend d nite..d guy wan kee d bea n d mumu bea jus de moan n e kum mk my stick de stand...jus leave both of dm n enta kitchen go sleep with mosquitos...

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Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Have Heard People Do While Pretending To Be Asleep by Baloranking(m): 9:49pm On Jun 16, 2020
grin grin grin


Okada pack me here

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Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Have Heard People Do While Pretending To Be Asleep by fati2001(m): 10:15pm On Jun 16, 2020
grin
Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Have Heard People Do While Pretending To Be Asleep by Nobody: 11:01pm On Jun 16, 2020
paulolee:
my guy bring him bea come pass nite for my crib based on say boys de fight for street and they jus av to spend d nite..d guy wan kee d bea n d mumu bea jus de moan n e kum mk my stick de stand...jus leave both of dm n enta kitchen go sleep with mosquitos...
u go sleep with mosquito for kitchen?

lol sorry bro i never meant to laugh

Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Have Heard People Do While Pretending To Be Asleep by aro360: 11:04pm On Jun 16, 2020
i don carry bed come...... oya let's continue

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