A guy is sun bathing nude at the beach and a little girl comes up to him, so he covers his privates with a newspaper.

The little girl says, 'What's under there?'
The man says, 'A bird.' The girl goes away and the man falls asleep.

He wakes up in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor & a policeman are at his bed, and the Dr. asks, "Do u remember what happened?"
The man answers, 'I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl."

The policeman says "I asked her what happens? She said, 'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping,
I played with his bird. Then it spat at me! , so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed its two little eggs!"

SO, DON'T LIE TO KIDS!

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lol

dont know wether to laff at or grin.
that joke is uhm uhm. not nice

@ Poster, gud job, am laughing my ass off,

dnt 4get 2 pick it up when it finally falls.

the should be blame because he did not wear boxer, and 4 any reason why should the bird spat on her face

;d

jeeze lmao!

Lol.

Disgusting joke.

manmustwac:

Disgusting joke.

U fink so?

Laban, You started on a dry note, so was wondering wot d end ll luk like. But , u surprised me n changed d whole scene.
Thumbs up man, but, english flaws

dull gal