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| A Woman In Short Skirt by Labans(m): 2:43pm On Jun 13, 2007 |
A woman in short Skirt A guy is walking down the street, sees a beautiful woman with a very short skirt, approaches her and says, "My god, you're hot!!! I've GOT to make it with you! I can't help myself, and no matter what, I've GOT to have you!" The woman is very shocked and asks him, "What!? HERE? In the middle of the street!?" The guy answers, "I've got to have you now! So I'll make you an offer. I'll drop $500 on the sidewalk and, while you're picking it up, I will do everything I want. OK?" The lady seems to be in intense thought. Then she calls her friend. She tells her friend the story, looking for some advice. The friend says, "It's no big problem. When he drops the money, you pick up the $500 fast, and he won't even have time to get his fireman out of his pants before you finish picking it up. Just take the money and run!" The next day, the friend sees the woman walking like an old woman. The friend asks, "What happened to you!?" The woman answers nervously, "That son-of-a-bitch dropped $500 in quarters!" |
| Re: A Woman In Short Skirt by eslynera(f): 3:08pm On Jun 13, 2007 |
can someone give me 1 reason why i shouldn't laugh. L.O.L  |
| Re: A Woman In Short Skirt by iice(f): 2:18pm On Jul 31, 2007 |
Hahahaha i have read this joke but in another light abi situation |
| Re: A Woman In Short Skirt by jayjaylux(m): 10:34pm On Jul 31, 2007 |
With all due respect dat is supposed to be d most dumb gal in history |
| Re: A Woman In Short Skirt by Labans(m): 11:02am On Aug 01, 2007 |
jayjaylux: @ jayjaylux, Don't you think that the Guy is too smart for Her? |
| Re: A Woman In Short Skirt by Phiniter(m): 12:38pm On Aug 01, 2007 |
well that joke is soo soo cool  |
| Re: A Woman In Short Skirt by Showgoh(m): 10:09pm On Aug 01, 2007 |
Guy U've really gottobe thinking hard! |
| Re: A Woman In Short Skirt by clemcykul(f): 11:48am On Aug 02, 2007 |
a friend was telling a story i dint want to hear, actually she wanted my sympathy, and that was when i stumbled across this joke i laughed and couldnt help myself, my friend was offended by my lafter but she saw the tears dripping down my face as a result of the lafter she thought i had begin to feel sorry for her. lol ;Dhee heee |
| Re: A Woman In Short Skirt by Nobody: 11:04am On Aug 07, 2007 |
wow!! That was funny. I guess she didnt see it coming!!!The son of a bitch must be a smart guy. |
| Re: A Woman In Short Skirt by Aiphie(f): 7:01pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
See wetin greed dey cos. Ofcourse she had 2 pick up all d money even in quarters so the sharp had enough time. Bt I wunt believe dt there's such a dumb girl. |
| Re: A Woman In Short Skirt by Phiniter(m): 7:54pm On Aug 07, 2007 |
Aiphie: you never see something this kinda girls plenty, infact I don see enough  |
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