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What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Archtype(m): 7:47am On Jun 27, 2020 |
There is this babe that I met a night before my brother's wedding, we got talking that night as usual everybody don high nah. So, we found our way in one of rooms around you know nah, as I was busy knacking the babe doggy my d*ck mistakenly removed from her Vjay and hit the anal with force, the thing pain me no be small cos her asshole was f*cking tight, it wasnt intentional too, the babe also got her own part of the pains and that ended our sweet romantic night. Let us know your own story 6 Likes |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by vickydankal(f): 7:56am On Jun 27, 2020 |
Ahahah I can’t forget that 1st day of wedding night. He couldn’t penetrate, when I look at him he was almost frustrated. At the touch of his staff of office blood will flow. He was gentle it couldn’t enter, stopped crying and told him to use force and while he was forcing it I shouted and jumped up and he index finger hit the ceiling fan, he was bleeding and I was bleeding . It was blood night . That make is still in his hand till date. 55 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Nobody: 8:04am On Jun 27, 2020 |
Pregnancy..... I'm out 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Anyiamaka: 8:06am On Jun 27, 2020 |
vickydankal: You deserve to be celebrated for keeping your virginity till marriage. May God make all things beautiful for you. 74 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Archtype(m): 8:15am On Jun 27, 2020 |
vickydankal:wow...you really tried by keeping it till marriage oo...Your hubby will be showering excess Love because of that oo 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by paulolee(m): 8:19am On Jun 27, 2020 |
yeast infection and other series of std dt left my deek looking like burnt roasted corn after c.d burst..... mercybigboobs na tunder go jus de fire u de go.. 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by majamajic(m): 8:21am On Jun 27, 2020 |
vickydankal: The mark |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Openbusiness: 8:33am On Jun 27, 2020 |
Archtype:Bruises on the anaconda, either cuz she was too tight or cuz she was got too dry cuz she didn't have stamina to go 12 rounds straight (joking o ) and I was too inexperienced by then to know that chooking a big anaconda into a dry unlubricated wall will cause bruising for both people, and that women get dry when it's too big and painful or u pounding for too long time. Since I knew beta, av never had any injuries again. And also guys with big anaconda need to be careful when your girl is riding you, especially if she is a BBW. Make sure she has experience or at least is careful, because any wrong slip and she misses the hole and her 120kg weight lands on your standing anaconda, it can break it oh May our big anaconda never break in Jesus name 51 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Nobody: 8:43am On Jun 27, 2020 |
vickydankal:How did his finger hit the ceiling fan after you shouted and jumped? Were you standing on the bed and screwing? Or do you have shockwave superpowers and blew him onto the fan with your scream? 20 Likes |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Nobody: 9:00am On Jun 27, 2020 |
vickydankal:keep decieving yourself., 40 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Birdeyeview: 9:23am On Jun 27, 2020 |
Rgade: What will asking all these irrelevant questions get you? 5 Likes |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Archtype(m): 9:25am On Jun 27, 2020 |
paulolee: 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Meteng: 9:29am On Jun 27, 2020 |
Rgade:Don't mind that liar 17 Likes |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Nobody: 9:33am On Jun 27, 2020 |
Rgade:It is very possible provided there is a high bed, low ceiling,long fan rod and the husband is tall with long hands. Her scream could have caused a reflex action in the man withdrawing his finger or she could have pushed him while she jumped. 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Olanrefront3355(m): 9:44am On Jun 27, 2020 |
Mine was very sad I'm still traumatized Me and bae we're having it.. I be thrusting like craze All of a sudden, I felt as if something from me was about to drop off my body Alas, it was my dickson it fell into her V, we tried all we could to retrieve it and we were ashamed to go to hospital. Now she carries my D inside her Shey na topic be this 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by EgusiShankly: 9:49am On Jun 27, 2020 |
In reference to earlier comments, some will praise and bless women for staying intact until their wedding night but they won't pass the opportunity to deflower any girl they see . what kind of nonsense is that? 24 Likes |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Nobody: 9:51am On Jun 27, 2020 |
Birdeyeview:Elongate the boring thread? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Papadoh(m): 10:20am On Jun 27, 2020 |
EgusiShankly:It's called hypocrisy. It's really common around these parts, lol. 11 Likes |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Chummynoni(m): 10:24am On Jun 27, 2020 |
muscle-pull 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by punisha: 10:28am On Jun 27, 2020 |
Thailand babe... First night in Malaysia 2014 February. Friends brought her as a welcome present. We started the mekwe and the screams of aaaaahyoooo aaaaahyoooo oohhh no no-no no yes friend yes friend yes friend blocked my ears. Remembering it just started making. My ears hurt again No Asian chic ever I swore. 5 Likes |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Fidelismaria: 10:31am On Jun 27, 2020 |
Broken dick |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Vulcanheph(m): 10:43am On Jun 27, 2020 |
Virgins like me have never had sexual injuries..... So let me just Observe |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by vickydankal(f): 10:59am On Jun 27, 2020 |
6 persons here had mentioned me. Let me answer you all together. My husband was very poor diligent young man with a vision. My traditional and white wedding was a talk of the town in the negative. We printed 50 cards, not because we hated crowds but we don’t want them to come and see our shame. My husband didn’t buy suit or the men’s accessories. My clothing is story for another day. Food and drink was not enough for about 80 persons. No Professional mc , in fact by 2:30 we are through with everything. From the little money spread we started checking hotels that’s is about 3k downward. Mmmmm, we found eventually, they don’t sale food we went into the street and bought minerals, suya etc the hotel uses only nepa no Gen unless n demand and you fuel it . The door is not good and some peep from the door knob. The toilet is not working you have to use bucket to fetch water. The ceiling fan Ahahahah is blended and very close that before you stand up on the bed you hand will touch the fan, not to talk about the noise of the fan. Next morning we went home and continued the breakdown few days later. This happened close to a decade ago. Thank God we can afford 5 star hotel ( if we save small of cos ) Yes it was years of little beginnings. At my age, I don’t have time to come and lie on Nairaland. It lies and fake life that made me delete all my social media accounts and use only WhatsApp. No one know me here how should I lie. 59 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by royid: 11:04am On Jun 27, 2020 |
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Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Archtype(m): 11:11am On Jun 27, 2020 |
vickydankal:you have time to reply oo...Immediately I heard your story I knew it could be true cos they are some rooms that if you want to stand up you head will almost be on the fan. And there is this kind of shout that can cause reflex action, the person will just stand up quick out of shock or do some stuff 6 Likes |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by seanwilliam(m): 11:29am On Jun 27, 2020 |
Openbusiness:the bolded is something I dont pray to experience again..especially if her thigh kon land on top of your balls.. u will be like "Oh lord, let it rain" 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by seanwilliam(m): 11:36am On Jun 27, 2020 |
Meteng: simplelex:lol actually she might be lying but it can happen in real life.. some ceilings dey wey be say if you stand on your toes, your head will touch it. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by idu1(m): 11:46am On Jun 27, 2020 |
vickydankal: I believe you. 5 Likes
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Re: What Is The Worst Injury You Have Encountered During Sex? by Openbusiness: 12:11pm On Jun 27, 2020 |
vickydankal:Wow, madam ur type dey rare oh. Most women are looking for billionaire to marry but you happily married a poor man with a vision. God continue to bless your marriage, amen 9 Likes 1 Share |
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