For virginity-addicted folks, I have a likkle good news and a likkle bad news for you guys.
The way e dey be now, women now have two different kinds of virginities.
The good news is that you can marry a girl who has never had any sexual thing to do with a man. Her hymen is intact AF, hence she's as Virgin as the Marys come.
But then the bad news
A lot of girls have very serious and thriving lesbian relationships, relationships stronger than the pillars of their local church's building.
Lesbian relationships stronger than the love between their parents sef.
That vagina you think belongs to only you has been licked and sucked by different ladies.
Those breasts have been fondled and sucked by different female hands and mouths respectively.
She has reached orgasms more times than a professional footballer has won a jersey.
So you see, my dear friend, e be so many things.
Sadly, these lesbians won't marry themselves, na still you and I go marry them
And on that day, we would never be able to satisfy them with our frontal tail cos the limit of their sexual urge has been pushed to extreme levels.
And on that day, they would cheat on us, their husbands, but luckily for us, they won't cheat with our fellow men (remember I told you I had good news for you?)
No, they will still keep to our marital vows, at least, technically.
But our unsuspecting sisters, cousins, maids, aunties, even mothers and their work colleagues, random girls they meet at the club, online lesbian hookups and lesbian exes would do the job.
And once our daughters start growing up, she'd start introducing them to the lesbo lifestyle immediately so that she can continue the legacy of her mother.
And on that day, you would hate lesbianism more than you hate normal hetero sex.
But for now, watch your lesbian porn and jack off in peace. No be you kill Jesus.
(In Ajebutter 22 and Falz's voice) All the good girls have join gang
And all the fine girls have join gang
(In Mayorkun's voice) Geng geng geng
Set awon licking clitoris geng
Set awon "I don't like men" geng
Set awon "men are s**m" geng
Set awon "I kissed a girl, I liked it" geng
Set awon bad habits geng
Set awon "penis no dey make me cum" geng
Set awon "don't judge, I'm just living my truth" geng
Set awon "is it your business who I give my vagina" geng
Set awon "I'm a strong woman in charge of her body" geng
Set awon omo oloshi geng
Set awon "spoilt children who think they are living their lives how they want" geng

E get as e be