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Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by rasheedatt(f): 6:25pm On Jul 03, 2020
grin ever come to a new place and you seek for directions only to be given a wrong direction for their own pleasure?

Especially Street boys.
You know how they behave when they see a lady in their Street seeking for help.

I was made to wander around one village in kogi till I was redirected to a river there.
Funny as it seems it happened because no glo network in that fake village.

Share yours.
Re: Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by Blitz4real(m): 6:26pm On Jul 03, 2020
Brb
Re: Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by rasheedatt(f): 6:31pm On Jul 03, 2020
Blitz4real:
Brb
am waiting
Re: Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by dimexy247(m): 6:33pm On Jul 03, 2020
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Re: Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by EzzyCarter: 6:36pm On Jul 03, 2020
Oh yes, when I was coming to earth, I asked an angel for the direction to the UK but instead he gave me the direction to one glorious country called Nigeria sad . We still have a case to settle when next I see him cry

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Re: Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by Juliusmomoh: 6:39pm On Jul 03, 2020
Na my own worst pass.. They gave me wrong direction to the extend i slept under mango tree till morning when i went to write jamb..... Edo is indeed the worst state in my country

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Re: Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by Artiiclebeast: 6:40pm On Jul 03, 2020
Lol

Whether na language barrier oh abi na racism oh, or dem just wan yeye me she I no fit tell.

But so many years ago, na so I begin waka say I dey go Europe with leg.

When I manage reach one wilderness for Morocco come ask some Arabu to show me road to Spain na "Hiki, Hiki" dem tell me.

Na so I waka, waka, waka, come land back for the same spot.

I look myself, look heaven, bust cry jejely look for one bushy corner to sleep until nightfall to continue my zozo again. grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by decatalyst(m): 6:40pm On Jul 03, 2020
EzzyCarter:
Oh yes, when I was coming to earth, I asked an angel for the direction to the UK but instead he gave me the direction to one glorious country called Nigeria sad . We still have a case to sete when next I see him cry

Re: Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by EzzyCarter: 6:45pm On Jul 03, 2020
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Re: Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by blackboy(m): 6:50pm On Jul 03, 2020
Plenty times but I think it's more like them no being able to say I dont know. Very annoying

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Re: Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by rasheedatt(f): 7:41pm On Jul 03, 2020
EzzyCarter:
Oh yes, when I was coming to earth, I asked an angel for the direction to the UK but instead he gave me the direction to one glorious country called Nigeria sad . We still have a case to settle when next I see him cry
Lol
Re: Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by rasheedatt(f): 8:19pm On Jul 03, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
Na my own worst pass.. They gave me wrong direction to the extend i slept under mango tree till morning when i went to write jamb..... Edo is indeed the worst state in my country
hahaha u don't mean it
Re: Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by rasheedatt(f): 8:21pm On Jul 03, 2020
Artiiclebeast:
Lol

Whether na language barrier oh abi na racism oh, or dem just wan yeye me she I no fit tell.

But so many years ago, na so I begin waka say I dey go Europe with leg.

When I manage reach one wilderness for Morocco come ask some Arabu to show me road to Spain na "Hiki, Hiki" dem tell me.

Na so I waka, waka, waka, come land back for the same spot.

I look myself, look heaven, bust cry jejely look for one bushy corner to sleep until nightfall to continue my zozo again. grin

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hahaha haba
Re: Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by gasparpisciotta: 8:35pm On Jul 03, 2020
I decided to drive from Gombe to Lagos for the first time. I got a place somewhere between Plateau and Nassarawa state and became discombobulated so I decided to ask for directions.

Some bike men were loitering around and I made the mistake of asking them for directions.
I assumed I was given the right directions , it was when I started seeing huge rats in the middle of the road that I realized I had been directed to an abandoned road that had become a cul de sac.

I turned round my Peugeot 406 at high speed only to notice two bikes speeding in my direction. I floored the accelerator and the rest is history.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by Juliusmomoh: 8:56pm On Jul 03, 2020
rasheedatt:
hahaha u don't mean it
Bros i mean am o
Re: Have You Ever Been Given Wrong Direction Before? Please Share by Nobody: 1:28am On Jul 04, 2020
EzzyCarter:
Oh yes, when I was coming to earth, I asked an angel for the direction to the UK but instead he gave me the direction to one glorious country called Nigeria sad . We still have a case to settle when next I see him cry

Lol.. You're not serious kikikikikiiii... Welcome to naija!

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