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Men Are Hard To Please by BASETSANA(f): 11:45am On Jun 14, 2007
The problem with guys
lf you treat him nicely,he says you are in LOVE WITH HIM
If yiu Dont,he says you are too PROUD
If you Dress nicely,he says you are trying to LURE him
If you Dont,he says you are from KAMPUNG
If you ARGUE with him,he says you are STUBBORN
If you keep QUIET,he says you have no BRAINS
If you are SMARTER than him he will lose FACE
If hes SMARTER than you,he is GREAT
If you dont LOVE him,he tries to POSSESS you
If you LOVE him he will leave you
If you Dont make LOVE to him,he says you DONT LOVE HIM
If you Do,he says you are CHEAP
IF you tell him your problems,he says you are TROUBLESOME
If you Dont,he says that you  dont TRUST him
If you SCOLD him,he says you are like a NANNY to him
If he SCOLDS,
Its coz he cares for you
If you  break your Promise
You cannot be TRUSTED
If he breaks his,he is FORCED to do
If  you
SMOKE,you are a BAD girl

If he smokes he is a GENTLEMEN
If you do WELL in exams he says  its LUCK
If he does WELL its BRAINS
If you HURT him you are CRUEL
If he HURTS you,you are too SENSITIVE
soooooooo, hard to please
Re: Men Are Hard To Please by mimiko(f): 12:36pm On Jun 14, 2007
na wa ooo dont let the men do reverse is the case for us
Re: Men Are Hard To Please by Joanny: 9:14am On Jun 15, 2007
You can't please a man no matter what, generally, they are like babies that needs to be pampered.
Re: Men Are Hard To Please by ijeane(f): 2:28pm On Jun 15, 2007
:oYOU ARE VERY CORRECT MEN ARE REALLY REALLY HARD TO PLEASE EVEN WHEN YOU DO THESE THINGS TO MAKE THEM HAPPY AND TO MAKE THE RELATIONSHIP WORK THEY ABUSE IT. PLEASE GUYS CHANGE OOOOOO
Re: Men Are Hard To Please by topeorekoy(m): 3:20pm On Jun 18, 2007
ije.ane ,
OR HAVE U BEEN IN THAT SITUATION?

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