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My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by SEFAGO(m): 2:26am On Feb 02, 2011
So, I am dating this girl, she is actually on Nairaland, her name is Ileke-Idi.

Anyways, sha, Valentine is coming up, and I want to choose the best gift for my vanilla icing.

What do you guys suggest. I have some ideas

I have considered Victoria Secret lingerie

A Tiffany Necklace


My budget is around 30,000 Naira or $200.

The problem is that my girl wants me to buy her something really expensive for valentine. I really dont know what to do guys, please help me out.

- Poor Man Pikin,
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by Nobody: 2:29am On Feb 02, 2011
Go take a car on finance.

Work your butt off five years to pay it off cool


@Ileke Idi, thank me later.
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by fstranger1: 2:30am On Feb 02, 2011
Get her a good Bristol made koste to cover her Bobmboclats grin
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by omega25red(m): 2:34am On Feb 02, 2011
get her some flowers and take her out to dinner. have the flowers delivered to her job if she has one so she can shine for her co workers
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by angry190: 2:43am On Feb 02, 2011
I want to get my Girlfriend a GUN FOR VALENTINE,

Maybe an assault rifle,

Guns are allowed here, so i would getting her about 4000pounds assault rifle,
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by SEFAGO(m): 2:45am On Feb 02, 2011
Go take a car on finance.

Work your butt off five years to pay it off

Dpends, the issue is that our relationship might not last up to five years. My girl is risky ooh, if she finds another man who can pay her bills I will be history.

Moreover, what type of car? If I buy her a BMW, I will be history. I think she mentioned something about a Bugatti the other day

Get her a good Bristol made koste to cover her Bobmboclats

They dont sell such gear to reeeeetards like me

get her some flowers and take her out to dinner. have the flowers delivered to her job if she has one so she can shine for her co workers

Man which kain advise be that? Did I tell you I was dating a white girl? This one no funny oh, you want me to remain without girlfriend.

Abeg talk better thing.
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by Nobody: 3:06am On Feb 02, 2011
SEFAGO:

Dpends, the issue is that our relationship might not last up to five years. My girl is risky ooh, if she finds another man who can pay her bills I will be history.



wow shocked shocked

Then get her chocolates, or cook for her, or have a romantic dinner with her. There are so many inexpensive things you can do undecided
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by fstranger1: 3:08am On Feb 02, 2011
^^^

Look at this Ara-oko talking about romantic dinner?

Eh eh, penkelemesi indeed!
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by Jenifa1: 3:09am On Feb 02, 2011
I think i've seen a topic like this before. what to buy my gf for christmas etc. do a search
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by omega25red(m): 3:12am On Feb 02, 2011
SEFAGO:

Man which kain advise be that? Did I tell you I was dating a white girl? This one no funny oh, you want me to remain without girlfriend.

Abeg talk better thing.
i date a black chick and i dont belly ache when it comes to valentines day if you can't buy flowers and go out to dinner then you have a real piece of work for a GF. so where in nigeria do you plan to buy a tiffany's chain or bracelet for $200?
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by Nobody: 3:13am On Feb 02, 2011
SEFAGO, are you crazy?

NL, we are not dating plz.

Crazy man, you think say I want your NL omoge on my nip ples?  Abeg, I dont know this SEFAGO o angry angry
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by Nobody: 3:18am On Feb 02, 2011
hisssssssssssssss so this is all a joke angry
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by fstranger1: 3:20am On Feb 02, 2011
Ileke-IdI:

SEFAGO, are you crazy?

NL, we are not dating plz.

Crazy man, you think say I want your NL omoge on my nip ples?  Abeg, I dont know this SEFAGO o angry angry


Even if this wasnt a joke, have you ever had anyone as smart as SEFAGO "toast" you before?

You'd better leave those Made in "Bristol" boys and follow SEFAGO. Bristol Alums are of no good to you. Most of them are unemployable, and would not have made it into ordinary community colleges in the US

A Bristol brain cannot do much for you, other than run their mouths non-stop like a broken record.

Hey, As your elder  brother, I command you to go with SEFAGO.

IF you ever bring any of those [b]Bristo[/b]l boys home, Imma 'begi fun e."
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by Jam247(f): 3:23am On Feb 02, 2011
@Poster ha! Why didn't u tell us u haven't even asked the lady out yet?! There's a thread somewhere on NL that could help you out with that. Tick Tock Tick Tock
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by dayokanu(m): 4:27am On Feb 02, 2011
Ileke-IdI:

SEFAGO, are you crazy?

NL, we are not dating plz.

Crazy man, you think say I want your NL omoge on my nip ples?  Abeg, I dont know this SEFAGO o angry angry

Liess. So you have been getting down with Sefago hmm
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by ekubear1: 4:44am On Feb 02, 2011
This thread. . .

grin grin grin grin
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by Nobody: 5:17am On Feb 02, 2011
dayokanu:

Liess. So you have been getting down with Sefago hmm

You, na who carry my brother's chicken legs comot? Se na mukina again? angry cheesy
Ring me up before I sleep, I needa ask you something.
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by SEFAGO(m): 5:22am On Feb 02, 2011
Ring me up before I sleep, I needa ask you something.

Right in front of me, kai, sefago don suffer shocked shocked shocked

Me walahi dayokanu go die
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by ShyOne(f): 5:22am On Feb 02, 2011
angry190:

I want to get my Girlfriend a GUN FOR VALENTINE,

Maybe an assault rifle,

Guns are allowed here, so i would getting her about 4000pounds assault rifle,


ahahahahaha - what the hell?

"angry 190"? lolololololol - lrlrlrlrlrl - ahahahahaha

what happened, what happened to you?  lolololololol - ahahahahahaha - ooooo my side it hurts
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by ShyOne(f): 5:26am On Feb 02, 2011
u guys are something else

grin
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by Nobody: 5:28am On Feb 02, 2011
SEFAGO:

Right in front of me, kai, sefago don suffer shocked shocked shocked

Me walahi dayokanu go die

Oya, you want to kill my brother? shocked

Anywaz, dont you sleep?
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by dayokanu(m): 5:34am On Feb 02, 2011
Rang you earlier today at 11:47am.

I heard : "The subscriber is currently getting her freak on, please call back later"
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by SEFAGO(m): 5:35am On Feb 02, 2011
SEFAGO, are you crazy feeling Hot?

NL, we are not dating plz. madly deeply in love.

Crazy se/xy man, you think know say I want your NL omoge lips on my nip ples?  Abeg, I dont know love this SEFAGO o

Yes OO, thats my babe very explicit and does not care what prudish people think

Anywaz, dont you sleep?

No thoughts of you keep me awake all day and all night long.

Oya, you want to kill my brother?


Your brother is also my brother. Whatever you say honey. I thought it was something else. But which kain brother dey call his sister at this ungodly hour when the sister is with her husband. What God has put together no man shall put asunder.  angry
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by Nobody: 5:38am On Feb 02, 2011
dayokanu:

Rang you earlier today at 11:47am.

I heard : "The subscriber is currently getting her freak on, please call back later"

LOL!! grin

Oops, why did you have to give me away like that  tongue

SEFAGO:

Yes OO, thats my babe very explicit and does not care what prudish people think

No thoughts of you keep me awake all day and all night long.


Your brother is also my brother. Whatever you say honey. I thought it was something else. But which kain brother dey call his sister at this ungodly hour when the sister is with her husband. What God has put together no man shall put asunder.  angry

Look here, if one kain rubbish NL girl comes after me because of your yeye thread. . . .I'll make sure I personally come after your azz with a knife. That said. . . . stop it! angry
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by Nobody: 5:42am On Feb 02, 2011
Your brother is also my brother. Whatever you say honey. I thought it was something else. But which kain brother dey call his sister at this ungodly hour when the sister is with her husband. What God has put together no man shall put asunder. Angry

grin

Thatz what I asked our mama too o
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by SEFAGO(m): 5:47am On Feb 02, 2011
Look here, if one kain rubbish NL girl comes after me because of your yeye thread. . . .I'll make sure I personally come after your azz with a knife. That said. . . . stop it!

Duh I know I am MWMON (Most wanted man on Nairaland) and that every girl on Nairaland wants a piece of my action. But I have decided that the life of a player is not for me, and that I want to settle with my one and only sugar plums. Dont worry I know every girl in the world will literally kill to just have 1% of SEFAGO, but apart from giving you 100% of me, I am willing to do anything to make you happy.
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by fstranger1: 5:49am On Feb 02, 2011
And this is what she looks like Tiger:

Down!
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by Nobody: 5:55am On Feb 02, 2011
SEFAGO:

Duh I know I am MWMON (Most wanted man on Nairaland) and that every girl on Nairaland wants a piece of my action. But I have decided that the life of a player is not for me, and that I want to settle with my one and only sugar plums. Dont worry I know every girl in the world will literally kill to just have 1% of SEFAGO, but apart from giving you 100% of me, I am willing to do anything to make you happy.

LOL SEFAGO you are so conceited. Dont worry about me being happy, focus on your harem for now. grin
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by googles: 9:15am On Feb 02, 2011
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

ileke olohun ti mu e. . . . so SEFAGO{warra name tongue} is the one cultivating ur farmlands now hmm ku ise wink
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by dayokanu(m): 9:16am On Feb 02, 2011
googles:

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

ileke olohun ti mu e. . . . so SEFAGO{warra name tongue} is the one cultivating your farmlands now hmm ku ise wink

Me sef go like dey cultivate your own farmland ma'am
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by sicily4u: 9:42am On Feb 02, 2011
buy her a packet of chuwing gum
Re: My Chick Is Demanding: What Can I Buy For My Girlfriend For Valentine? by angry190: 10:13am On Feb 02, 2011
sicily4u:

buy her a packet of chuwing gum

priceless,

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