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Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by okoroemeka(m): 4:12pm On Jul 09, 2020
remsonik:
The church of Satan is dead already, He has the whole earth which is vanity but who has the heavens and the whole world, God. Satan may think he has all the pleasure of this world here on earth but all the beauties of the world is in the heavens with God. When it's the resurrection hour, christ will come and pick the faithfuls of the earth while Satan and his people will be thrown into hell.
let us tell yourselves the inconvenient truth,the description of heaven is simply a place that is tailor-made to drive people that are chosen to the point of sucidal depression,when you live and wake in gold and diamond houses and spend every hour playing samba,gong and praising without stopping it is bond to snap some mental shock absorbers or less the chosen will be in robot mode.

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Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by delawal: 4:13pm On Jul 09, 2020
he should have directed d prayers to,our naija leaders who embezzle funds , who re even worse dan d devil
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by kingxsamz(m): 4:15pm On Jul 09, 2020
ume1000:
now to be logical with you since your parents gave birth to u and your grandparent gave birth to your parents what happened when there where no humans or parent to birth anyone

What kind of childish question is this?
How is he supposed to know? undecided
Waa he there when there were no humans on earth? Were you there? undecided
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by plaetton: 4:23pm On Jul 09, 2020
remsonik:
The church of Satan is dead already, He has the whole earth which is vanity but who has the heavens and the whole world, God. Satan may think he has all the pleasure of this world here on earth but all the beauties of the world is in the heavens with God. When it's the resurrection hour, christ will come and pick the faithfuls of the earth while Satan and his people will be thrown into hell.

Haha ha .
Looks like you're the one left holding the bag.
Keep waiting for resurrection hour. grin cheesy
Just ask those who waited till they died.

According to The Greater Fool Theory, for every junk or imaginary product put up for sale, there is always a greater fool out there ready to buy it.

An insurance company that only pays you when you die is a fraud, and if you're buying , you're the greater fool, according to the Theory.

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Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Ickes: 4:25pm On Jul 09, 2020
Selfpaiid:
Africans are just too ignorant.
The church of Satan doesn't even believe in an imaginary devil,they are just a group of atheist freethinkers who only adopt Satan as a symbol of pride, liberty.Alot of them are even better than most Nigerian christians in thoughts and deeds.

Your thoughts though.
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:25pm On Jul 09, 2020
remsonik:
The church of Satan is dead already, He has the whole earth which is vanity but who has the heavens and the whole world, God. Satan may think he has all the pleasure of this world here on earth but all the beauties of the world is in the heavens with God. When it's the resurrection hour, christ will come and pick the faithfuls of the earth while Satan and his people will be thrown into hell.



Ultimate trash you just typed

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Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Kobojunkie: 4:26pm On Jul 09, 2020
okoroemeka:
let us tell yourselves the inconvenient truth,the description of heaven is simply a place that is tailor-made to drive people that are chosen to the point of sucidal depression,when you live and wake in gold and diamond houses and spend every hour playing samba,gong and praising without stopping it is bond to snap some mental shock absorbers or less the chosen will be in robot mode.
Where did you get this description of heaven from? undecided
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:26pm On Jul 09, 2020
EliteBiz:
Religion(Christianity /Islam etc) are all tools created by men(with the help of the enemy) to blind the minds of men(to cause division, to restrict mankind from attaining the image of his maker, to hinder mankind from having dominion over everything on earth, to enslave mankind inother to allow them worship fellow men such as Pastors, Imams, etc).

Religion fanatics are fools, however, Atheists are blind fools while the worshippers of the enemy of mankind (devil) are condemned fools.

The wise ones are those who seek their maker, search for truth to all things, Love their maker with all their heart, mind, soul and all their whole being. This are the ones that are aware that many are perishing for lack of knowledge and are not slaves to their religion nor their religion leaders. This ones will refuse to inherit lies from their parents.
Be wise.

Shalom.




Kilode?


Probably you've lost touch with reality
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by kingxsamz(m): 4:27pm On Jul 09, 2020
Bridget95:
keep deluding yourself that they are ignorant of the devil.They are devil worshipers and are fully working for Satan and with him in the spirit realm.They aren't free thinkers but people working behind the seen to keep this world under Satan but God is above them.

Your ignorance is entertaining. cheesy
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:27pm On Jul 09, 2020
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Selfpaiid:
Africans are just too ignorant.
The church of Satan doesn't even believe in an imaginary devil,they are just a group of atheist freethinkers who only adopt Satan as a symbol of pride, liberty.Alot of them are even better than most Nigerian christians in thoughts and deeds.



Very true......


When I was younger, I used to think they worshipped the devil only to discover they're actually atheists

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Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:33pm On Jul 09, 2020
Righteousness89:
In all the conversation, I noticed the satanic guys avoided mentioning The Name of JESUS! That's to let you know they know what it means to them.. They Know the Power upon the Name JESUS!

But Alas Many folks who claim to be knowledgeable don't know these things. That's why he will keep Decieving you and throwing you to Hell!



All Over the Heavens and The Earth, At the Mention of Name, Every knee Must Bow!


THANK YOU JESUS!



Shatdafakap......



I'm mentioning the bullshit name JESUS and no bullshit will happen......

Don't be ignorant.....those guys are atheists....


Your useless name of Jesus hasn't saved Leah shaibu,neither did it save Constantinople from becoming a Muslim territory....

Stop deceiving yourself....

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Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:33pm On Jul 09, 2020
Xavfra:





Kilode?


Probably you've lost touch with reality
Only few will understand those words.
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by kingxsamz(m): 4:33pm On Jul 09, 2020
okoroemeka:
let us tell yourselves the inconvenient truth,the description of heaven is simply a place that is tailor-made to drive people that are chosen to the point of sucidal depression,when you live and wake in gold and diamond houses and spend every hour playing samba,gong and praising without stopping it is bond to snap some mental shock absorbers or less the chosen will be in robot mode.

That's what they don't know.
They don't know that they won't have freewill in the "supposed" heaven.
They're bound automatically to do things the way their god wants, not the way they would want.
It's all fairytales anyway.

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Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by BluntTheApostle(m): 4:34pm On Jul 09, 2020
Righteousness89:
In all the conversation, I noticed the satanic guys avoided mentioning The Name of JESUS! That's to let you know they know what it means to them.. They Know the Power upon the Name JESUS!

But Alas Many folks who claim to be knowledgeable don't know these things. That's why he will keep Decieving you and throwing you to Hell!



All Over the Heavens and The Earth, At the Mention of Name, Every knee Must Bow!


THANK YOU JESUS!

How did you know that they were avoiding mentioning the name of Jesus?

I didn't see the need to mention the name in all their tweets.
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:35pm On Jul 09, 2020
NLbully:


Oga let's hear word jare
Mtcheeew



They keep polluting the world with this their hilarious delusions
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:35pm On Jul 09, 2020
Sofistcatdmoron:
Corona is there let him go and cast it grin

It'll finish him
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:36pm On Jul 09, 2020
babamadiba:
Are these guys for real. Sometimes I wonder if they truly exist.


They're atheists
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by bezimo(m): 4:36pm On Jul 09, 2020
Why exchanging with a defeated devil that is under your feet...the believer fights from a point of victory brought about by Jesus Christ triumphing over the devil and his evil agents through his death and resurrection on the cross of calvary.

The devil is replying that guy because he knows he has no understanding making it look like comedy..Lol
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:36pm On Jul 09, 2020
EliteBiz:

Only few will understand those words.



Those few are the blind fools.......
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:38pm On Jul 09, 2020
Xavfra:




Those few are the blind fools.......
Alright, if you say so.
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Kobojunkie: 4:39pm On Jul 09, 2020
Xavfra:
Those few are the blind fools.......
I am not blind! grin

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Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:39pm On Jul 09, 2020
EliteBiz:

Alright, if you say so.


We'll take it like that....

Next time after shooting someone, you remove every evidence that could implicate you[center][/center] angry grin shocked
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jul 09, 2020
Kobojunkie:
I am not blind! grin


This life is a single life.....when I say they, I mostly refer to one person......
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Kobojunkie: 4:41pm On Jul 09, 2020
Xavfra:
This life is a single life.....when I say they, I mostly refer to one person......
Huh? undecided

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Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Slynation(m): 4:41pm On Jul 09, 2020
kingxsamz:
Christians be disgracing us... undecided
The moment we all begin to free ourselves from the belief of imaginary beings, the better.
The church of Satan does not actually believe in Satan, Jesus and God, or whatever fictional character you can find in any religious book.
So you're wasting your time.
Modified: For those always asking for proof of God, there you go, he's on twitter with 6million followers. grin That's all the proof you need.
There is powers from above and beneath.... Everyone is free to chose who and what they serve
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jul 09, 2020
kingxsamz:


That's what they don't know.
They don't know that they won't have freewill in the "supposed" heaven.
They're bound automatically to do things the way their god wants, not the way they would want.
It's all fairytales anyway.


From morning to night you'll keep praising one idiot
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Kobojunkie: 4:42pm On Jul 09, 2020
Xavfra:
From morning to night you'll keep praising one idiot
Says who? undecided
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by kingxsamz(m): 4:45pm On Jul 09, 2020
Xavfra:



From morning to night you'll keep praising one idiot

grin grin grin
Like, isn't there any other tangible thing to do up there?

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Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:46pm On Jul 09, 2020
kingxsamz:


grin grin grin
Like, isn't there any other tangible thing to do up there?




Life will be fucking boring......

It's better i stay on Earth and be an ancestor to my people

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Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:47pm On Jul 09, 2020
Kobojunkie:
Says who? undecided



The bible
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Kobojunkie: 4:47pm On Jul 09, 2020
Xavfra:
The bible
Where? undecided
Re: Nigerian Man Rebukes Church Of Satan On Twitter. The Church Fires Back by Nobody: 4:47pm On Jul 09, 2020
Kobojunkie:
Huh? undecided


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