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Sex In The Church by saintneo(m): 3:26pm On Feb 13, 2011
I know there was an announcement that all the Singles in the Church should wait after service, how come you didn’t wait?
“Because the Singles fellowship in my Church have no understanding of what Singles really need. Moreover, if I had gone for the meeting, it will be full of children than my mates. Challenges I am confronted with are not addressed, and I am tired of wasting my time. I would rather go for a show or watch a movie with my friends”.
She is actually 37years. She’s involved with her boss in the office. Has a nice apartment that is used for cell meetings of her Church. Lost the virginity she has kept for 33 years to her Pastor, and can’t have him totally to herself because of Pastor’s wife, neither can she have her boss completely too because of his wife, read more on http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/02/sex-in-the-church/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+vanguardngr/dIeb+(Vanguard+News+Feed)

The questions that call to my mind:
1. Why is there so much deceit in our churches?
2. Why would a lady choose to fall a prey to a randy married pastor?
Re: Sex In The Church by Nobody: 3:32pm On Feb 13, 2011
because they all(men and woman)chose to be silly
Re: Sex In The Church by Odunnu: 3:45pm On Feb 13, 2011
The gurl just had an opportunity to have a rod.
And the pastor? Thats just a title. No true christian even without the title of a pastor would act the way he did
Re: Sex In The Church by Nobody: 4:14pm On Feb 13, 2011
Religion section please.
Re: Sex In The Church by vertexroya(m): 4:30pm On Feb 13, 2011
[size=14pt]*******************THIS IS VERTEX******************

MZDarkskin, relax this is man and woman thing.

@Poster, that is a typical woman on a mission. [/size]


[size=18pt]Odunnunununu[/size] grin grin
Re: Sex In The Church by Spclst900: 4:38pm On Feb 13, 2011
is it the first time it is happening?
Re: Sex In The Church by obowunmi(m): 7:40pm On Feb 13, 2011
Sex is sweeeet!
Re: Sex In The Church by Skmoda361(m): 8:32pm On Feb 13, 2011
obowunmi:

Sex is sweeeet!
roger that,
Squeaky! squeaker!! squeaker!!!
Re: Sex In The Church by Skmoda361(m): 8:33pm On Feb 13, 2011
obowunmi:

Sex is sweeeet!
roger that,
Squeaky! squeaker!! squeaker!!!
Re: Sex In The Church by richydav: 8:37pm On Feb 13, 2011
IT IS SO PAINFUL THAT THIS DRUFF IS RATHER KILLING THAN BUILDING US.IT HAS TO DO WITH PERSONAL DECISION
JUST AS CHRISTIANITY AS A LIFE IS A PERSONAL RACE, MOST TIMES WE ARE TAMED BECAUSE WE FEEL GOD HAS BECOME POWERLESS IN THIS GENERATION SEEING THAT EVERYONE IS DOING IT N GETING SCOTT FREE,WE CAN DO IT TOO BUT THIS IS ALL TOTAL DISOBEDIENCE TO GOD WORD AND LIKE WE ALL KNOW THAT GOD AS MERCIFUL AS HE IS,IS ALSO A KILLER TO THOSE THAT WERE AND ARE DISOBEDIENT,
 READING THE STORY OF THIS DEAR SISTER CAREFULLY YOU WILL NOTICE THAT SHE DID ALL SHE DID OUT OF IMPATIENCE, I BELIEVE SHE KNOW GOD WORD AND SHE HER PASTOR IS MARRIED,EVEN HER BOSS, SHE IS A LESSON BUT A SAMPLE FOR CHRISTIANS THAT FEELS THAT GOD IS TOO SLOW,
ON TEH OTHER HAND,I WONDER WHY WE CHRISTIAN HAVE PERSON DECIDED TO END UP IN HELL WITH DECIEVING OTHER FELLOW SINGLES ALL IN D NAME OF MARRIAGE,COURTSHIP AND FUN, ITS NOT ENOUGH TO TALK ABOUT IT BUT TO STOP IT AND SIMPLY OBEY GOD, N WATCH HIM HELP US, AMEN
Re: Sex In The Church by Nobody: 8:38pm On Feb 13, 2011
ladies, please stop turning down every marriage proposal you get before the age of 33, if you know marriage is important to you.

if it's not, then no big deal.

but if you plan to marry, dont turn up your nose at every single man who approaches you, because they're not financially settled or something.

what kind of story is this.
Re: Sex In The Church by Atreides(f): 8:52pm On Feb 13, 2011
She is waiting for Mr Tall,Dark,Handsome,Dimpled,Rich,Generous,Funny etc etc,forgetting that a dream guy is almost always that-a dream, When you have unrealistic expectations you will never be satisfied.
Re: Sex In The Church by sharacter: 9:15pm On Feb 13, 2011
^^^^^^^ wrong wrong wrong, she got all she wanted in a randy married "PASTOR". i sometimes wonder if women really have brains.
Re: Sex In The Church by HISservant: 12:23am On Feb 14, 2011
Judgment is on all churches !! Yes, believe it or not,  though know that at all times, THE LORD GOD reigns!!!

1 Peter 4:17
For the time is come that judgment must begin at the house of God: and if it first begin at us, what shall the end be of them that obey not the gospel of God?

Thus, do not be surprised when you hear such things and significantly worse!!! Yea, much worse is/has been happenning!!! Much deception (most appearing very subtle), spiritual harlotry / apostasy / idolatry has been, and is increasingly happening in all churches. Flee!

The devil is loosed for a time (after having been thrown out of Heaven by The Lord Jesus Christ & bound at the time of the Cross) and he will deceive many with all sorts of abominations, including false gospels in GOD's heritage(s) through his "ministers of righteousness"!!! even doing signs and lying wonders and miracles in the churches, etc,  including that which goes on "behind the scene":

John 12:31-32 - "Now is the judgment of this world: now shall the prince of this world be cast out. And I, if I be lifted up from the earth, will draw all men unto me."

Revelation 12:7-12 "And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels, And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven.
And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.  And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of his Christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast down, which accused them before our God day and night. And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb, and by the word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death. Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time
."

2 Corinthians 11:14-15
"And no marvel; for satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works."

Matthew 24:14-16
"[b]And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come. When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand). Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains:[/b]"

2 Thessalonians 2

[b]1Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto him,

2That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.

3Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;[the devil - see Isaiah chap 14, particularly from verse 12, but the whole]

4Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.

5Remember ye not, that, when I was yet with you, I told you these things?

6And now ye know what withholdeth that he might be revealed in his time.

7For the mystery of iniquity doth already work: only he who now letteth will let, until he be taken out of the way.

8And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:

9Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,

10And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.[/b]

, because all the devil/satan has always done from the beginning is want to be like The MOST HIGH GOD, which is impossible,  but the devil is a deceiver and a liar, who would like to deceive, disgrace and destroy as many people as he can (starting with adam and eve). The Word of GOD (The Lord Jesus Christ) is "living and powerful" (Heb 4:12). Faith comes by hearing the Word of GOD (Rom 10:17).  The Bible / true Gospel is all we need, particularly in these very last days,  we need GOD's mercy through The Lord Jesus Christ!!!

It (churches) are no place to be in these very last days,  fact - GOD has commanded us to flee from them (just like he commanded HIS people / old testament heritage to flee from Jerusalem, the holy city during the babylonian siege,  anyone remaining in the city would be slain, anyone fled to babylon/chaldea would be taken captive, but saved alive), remain at your own peril! (21.5.2011 - judgment day!!!).  The churches (the LovePeddler), have become babylon (the world)!!! Can you tell the difference between the heritage of GOD and the world now These are the very last days!

Revelation 18:6-8
Reward her even as she rewarded you, and double unto her double according to her works: in the cup which she hath filled fill to her double. How much she hath glorified herself, and lived deliciously, so much torment and sorrow give her: for she saith in her heart, I sit a queen, and am no widow, and shall see no sorrow. Therefore shall her plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterly burned with fire: for strong is the Lord God who judgeth her.
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"For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.Matthew 24:24,(Mark 13:22)." "When he heard that Jesus was come out of Judaea into Galilee, he went unto him, and besought him that he would come down, and heal his son: for he was at the point of death. Then said Jesus unto him, Except ye see signs and wonders, ye will not believe." John 4:47-48

"false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction. And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of. And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not" 2 Pet 2:1-3

Daniel 8: 23-25
"And in the latter time of their kingdom, when the transgressors are come to the full, a king of fierce countenance, and understanding dark sentences, shall stand up. And his power shall be mighty, but not by his own power: and he shall destroy wonderfully, and shall prosper, and practise, and shall destroy the mighty and the holy people. And through his policy also he shall cause craft to prosper in his hand; and he shall magnify himself in his heart, and by peace shall destroy many: he shall also stand up against the Prince of princes; but he shall be broken without hand."

The true Gospel of GOD Most High-"Behold, all souls are mine; as the soul of the father, so also the soul of the son is mine: the soul that sinneth, it shall die"(Ezek 18:4). "All have sinned, and come short of the glory of God" (Rom 3:23). "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." (Romans 6:23). "As I live, saith the Lord GOD, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked; but that the wicked turn from his way and live:"Ezek 33:11. Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved. [The Lord Jesus Christ, The SON of The Living GOD, mighty GOD] (Acts 4:12), Faith comes by hearing, and hearing by the Word of GOD (Rom 10:17).

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Re: Sex In The Church by cold(m): 1:08am On Feb 14, 2011
^^Young man what is it with you & all these long narratives like we have nothing else to do with our time.Whatever happened to precis writing,or didn't you learn that in school?
Re: Sex In The Church by obowunmi(m): 2:52am On Feb 14, 2011
Lol@ cold --- funny guy.
Re: Sex In The Church by richydav: 2:11pm On Feb 14, 2011
well am not surprise that its happening again because the bible cannot lie, but i wish others will learn from this and sister will stop enticing brothers and as for brothers,they will be truthful, married should live holy and bring their family in gods fear as the wives follow suite, pastors should be examples and preach the word in fear knowing that they greater condemnation, we will all surely stand before god someday, this must sound as a warning to all once again
Re: Sex In The Church by assme: 4:29pm On Feb 14, 2011
O boi see dat epistle by HisServant.


@poster

I dnt really see any deceit in the church, its just ladies deceiving themselves wanting what they can't have and not knowing what they want. And you see them lost and confused bt still thinking that they r smart not knowing dt time is ticking. what's d hope of dt 1 @37. maybe a miracle from dsame pastor, havn't seen evil&miracle from same source b4.
Re: Sex In The Church by yuzedo: 4:44pm On Feb 14, 2011
I fit bet my boxers say the church na daa Jesu Embassy Church aka unBelievers Loveworld abi na s€x-world, angry angry
Re: Sex In The Church by HISservant: 5:10pm On Feb 15, 2011
"But God forbid that I should glory, save in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world is crucified unto me, and I unto the world." Galatians 6:14

[center]Psalm 115:1
Not unto us, O LORD, not unto us, but unto thy name give glory, for thy mercy, and for thy truth's sake.[/center]

[center]Psalm 40:16
Let all those that seek thee rejoice and be glad in thee: let such as love thy salvation say continually, The LORD be magnified.[/center]
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[center]Philippians 2:12-14
Wherefore, my beloved, as ye have always obeyed, not as in my presence only, but now much more in my absence, work out your own salvation with fear and trembling. For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.[/center]
Re: Sex In The Church by obowunmi(m): 5:12pm On Feb 15, 2011
yuzedo:

I fit bet my boxers say the church na daa Jesu Embassy Church aka unBelievers Loveworld abi na s€x-world, angry angry

hahhahaa ----- dem fit fornicate for that church no be small. The babes there are sweeet! kiss kiss
Re: Sex In The Church by Omolola1(f): 5:17pm On Feb 15, 2011
lol
Re: Sex In The Church by koolchicco: 5:21pm On Feb 15, 2011
obowunmi:

hahhahaa ----- dem fit fornicate for that church no be small. The babes there are sweeet! kiss kiss

Lol. How u dey my guy? cheesy
Re: Sex In The Church by Nobody: 5:22pm On Feb 15, 2011
To prevent things like these, the isrealites married off their children as young as 12 years old.

To empathize, Just think what that woman is thinking, I'm 30-something a.k.a almost halfway through my entire life and I never marry I never born pickin.
Omo, that is a seriously depressing feeling oh.

On the other hand, it's possible that during her life more than 10 potentially good husbands had proposed to her and she snobbed them out. It's possible that despite what she's saying, she is deeply afraid to settle down with anyone, but wants a husband. and so in a sick attempt to fix her dilemma, the next best thing to her is looking for other people's husbands, not her own, to be with. God help her.
Re: Sex In The Church by obowunmi(m): 8:07pm On Feb 15, 2011
koolchicco:

Lol. How u dey my guy? cheesy


I dey oo --- body dey inside oven. Wetin dey happen for yur side ?
Re: Sex In The Church by koolchicco: 9:15pm On Feb 15, 2011
obowunmi:


I dey oo --- body dey inside oven. Wetin dey happen for yur side ?

Oga my side dey one kind, one kind. grin

BTW, I hope your Val treats went as planned? wink

@OP

I'm about as ambivalent as urself. tongue undecided
Re: Sex In The Church by Longlife01(m): 12:17am On Feb 16, 2011
This is an abomination, !!! May God forgive them, ! (nah so pastors go always say.!!!)
Re: Sex In The Church by ShyOne(f): 1:09am On Feb 16, 2011
oooooo

i thought i had long essays - this is the first time on NL that i say "i give up"

i just couldn't read it

now i see what i do to others

O NAIRALAND - PLEASE FORGIVE ME WITH MY LONG ESSAYS - I PROMISE TO CUT IT OUT IN FUTURE
Re: Sex In The Church by koolchicco: 1:28am On Feb 16, 2011
Shy-One:

oooooo

i thought i had long essays - this is the first time on NL that i say "i give up"

i just couldn't read it

now i see what i do to others

O NAIRALAND - PLEASE FORGIVE ME WITH MY LONG ESSAYS - I PROMISE TO CUT IT OUT IN FUTURE

So now you knw what you've been subjecting us to. grin undecided
Re: Sex In The Church by ShyOne(f): 1:42am On Feb 16, 2011
yessss

oooooo

will u ever forgive me?!!!

i feel ashamed,

EVERYBODY ON NL - PLZZZZ FORGIVE ME.

I actually felt dizzy trying to read the post on this thread,

i repent and won't do it again.
Re: Sex In The Church by Nobody: 1:44am On Feb 16, 2011
vertexroya:

[size=14pt]*******************THIS IS VERTEX******************

MZDarkskin, relax this is man and woman thing.

lmao. wtf are you talking about?c grin grin

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