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Difference Between An Englishman, American, Chinese, Japanese Isreali & Palesti by ryu11(m): 1:42pm On Jun 18, 2007
What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup? *The Englishman*: Throws away the cup of coffee and walks away . *The American*: Takes out the fly and drinks the coffee. *The Chinese*: Eats the fly and throws away the coffee. *The Japanese*: Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra. *The Israeli*: Sells the coffee to the American, the fly to the Chinese, and buys himself a new cup of coffee. *The Palestinian* : Blames the Israeli for the violent act of putting the fly in his coffee; asks the UN for aid; takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee; uses the money to purchase explosives, then blows up the coffee house, where: The Englishman, the American, the Chinese, and the Japanese are all trying to explain to the Israeli
Re: Difference Between An Englishman, American, Chinese, Japanese Isreali & Palesti by iice(f): 3:09pm On Jun 18, 2007
LMAO! grin grin, love the chinese one grin
Re: Difference Between An Englishman, American, Chinese, Japanese Isreali & Palesti by Nobody: 5:43pm On Aug 12, 2020
testing

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