I can't help but notice that a greater number of guys are simps compared to the alphas and it isn't helping the situation of men all around the world pertaining to manly dominance and uniqueness. Most guys today are effeminate. Actually, I used to tolerate simps but I realised that tolerating simps would only make the situation worse and I won't be involved in any action that shall serve as a catalyst to men inappropriate and disgusting display of outright ass licking of ladies out there. There is a specialty that makes us men. Real men make standards not attitudes and definitely not the attitude of lady ass-licking. As far as being an alpha is concerned, I would be listing some attributes and behaviours of a simp and I would be concise on this. I don't know all but I know some things are just not right such as

1) Begging a lady for sex:
2)Thinking or feeling ladies hate sex
3) Controlling a woman with money instead of standards
4) Doing stupid things due to the presence of a beautiful lady
5) Dumping your friends for a lady
6) Beating your lady instead of manipulating her
7) Spending extravagantly on a lady you haven't married
Taking drugs to pleasure a lady at the expense of your body
9) Telling a lady you love her at the first encounter
10)Putting all your trust in a lady
11)Rejecting potential guys and employing ladies instead
12)Giving her too many priviledges
13)Dumping your family for a lady
14)Committing suicide for a lady
15)Bringing yourself so low because of sex which women crave more
16)Belittling your family for a lady
17)Seeing her as your mother instead of your daughter under your care and protection.
18)Letting your wife perform your manly duties
19)Carrying her handbag for her
20)Not taking notice of her new looks and commending her
21)Always feeling insecure and having low self esteem
22)Selling your properties for her sartorial or pecuniary needs
23)Being scared to refuse her demands
24)Being too poor to fend for your wife
25) Dressing like a beggar and hopelessly dirty
26)Letting her to always be right. When a leader is always corrected by his followers, he would eventually lose his leadership
27)Not permitting her to use her money for essentials
28)Letting her to lead the relationship
29)Not being strict with your decisions
30)Not goal oriented
31)Always letting her to question your loyalty
32)Not respecting her feelings
33)Being too emotional
34)Being too serious and never smiling
35)Not being true to yourself
36)Not being a protector and provider
37)Not keeping secrets or confidential issues
38)Degrading yourself amongst your fellow guys and lot more.

These are the attributes of a SIMP written in capital letters. There is no perfect man but there is a real man. Be a real man and not a Simp and watch the costliest of ladies fall into your palm. Abeg, if there're any Simp attributes I didn't mention, mention it below. Let us deal with these irritating simp attitudes .

#I_am_still_the_trueguy.

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