So we all know having a steady relationship and being free at the front of your man is usually very difficult, but then if you can do these five things before your man, my dear just start buying Aso-Ebi already

1.) Fart : Yes if you can comfortable fart in your man's front and he doesn't complain, my dear you have made it to finals already

2.) Use his belongings: Yes if you can make you of most of his belongings like shirts, perfumes or even wear his inner wears without him feeling uncomfortable about it, you are good to go

3.) Use his toilet: I am not talking about a shower, but rather actually poo in his toilet comfortably while he is inside the same room, you are his wife already

4.) Take money off his wallet: If you could just walk up to his wallet and take money from it without him questioning you, it shows he trusts your financial acumen and judgment which is very key

5.) Ask him sensitive questions like his pin or about his finances in front of his friends indicates a high level of trust in you

cc: lalasticlala, seun, onila, farano, mynd44, prettythicksme, jaelz

Lets know if you have made it into semi finals

MJBOLT:

number 1 is a huge turnoff,dont try that rubbish abeg.

Number 2 and 3 must be done in moderation abeg,no forget say na me get am

number 4 is a big no,taking money from my wallet without my permission is stealing,i will treat you like a thief.

Anything regarding my PIN or finances is none of your business.

Thou art Wise Sir

The OP isn't far from the truth.

If he comfortably supports and advise you in areas you would grow and glow.

If you're in good terms with his close friends, family, are good signs too...

MJBOLT:

number 1 is a huge turnoff,dont try that rubbish abeg.

Number 2 and 3 must be done in moderation abeg,no forget say na me get am

number 4 is a big no,taking money from my wallet without my permission is stealing,i will treat you like a thief.

Anything regarding my PIN or finances is none of your business.

I thank God my only sister is married if not, I will be fasting and praying by now for her not to meet a rigid man like you.


To the topic. All the points are good but the farting though. If e too much, I go use superglue on your nyash mek I get better air. Any day you chop beans, stay your house for that day biko.

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J111333:
I thank God my only sister is married if not, I will be fasting and praying by now for her not to meet a rigid man like you.


To the topic. All the points are good but the farting though. If e too much, I go use superglue on your nyash mek I get better air. Any day you chop beans, stay your house for that day biko.

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You harsh o bros

MJBOLT:

number 1 is a huge turnoff,dont try that rubbish abeg.

Number 2 and 3 must be done in moderation abeg,no forget say na me get am

number 4 is a big no,taking money from my wallet without my permission is stealing,i will treat you like a thief.

Anything regarding my PIN or finances is none of your business.

We thank God also

J111333:
I thank God my only sister is married if not, I will be fasting and praying by now for her not to meet a rigid man like you.


To the topic. All the points are good but the farting though. If e too much, I go use superglue on your nyash mek I get better air. Any day you chop beans, stay your house for that day biko.

Lol and you be woman o

DaddyRochie1642:





Thou art Wise Sir

nice but you post seems too funi...my gee even if the bea does all of that, it do not guarantee her marriage bcox dt same gee may jus allow her access to all that to make her stay happy for a while and it would shock her when she gets yo find out dt the same gee have already played and won the finals with another bea and have a family already in another location...no be naija men again..

Nice one OP. You have said it all, especially that number one.

Thanks I know

SaAyomikun:
Nice one OP. You have said it all, especially that number one.

Thanks I get you man, but lets all just get it straight no your 1 month old girlfriend can do all these now, you have to have known and dated her for a while first

SaAyomikun:
Nice one OP. You have said it all, especially that number one.

Apart from 4 and 5, the rest are kind of normal even as friends to an extent (guys and girls).

Nomber 1 off o, me marry a girl that will comfortably fart in my present, so dat on d day of our wedding make she use mez pursue all my guest abi? God 4bid

You can still get injured. Sitting on the bench and watch the final.

MJBOLT:

number 1 is a huge turnoff,dont try that rubbish abeg.

Number 2 and 3 must be done in moderation abeg,no forget say na me get am

number 4 is a big no,taking money from my wallet without my permission is stealing,i will treat you like a thief.

Anything regarding my PIN or finances is none of your business.

You bad

There is NO hard and fast rule about marriage. One man's potato is another man's poison.

Concerning your Health

When sick, the first thing to do is see a doctor, not going to Lab.

Nigerians are fond of this.

Funny enough lab will always be positive for staphylococcus, malaria and typhoid.

You end up treating what is not happening to you.

Your doctor with take HISTORY and PHYSICAL EXAMINATION, and make your diagnosis.

When he needs lab, he will send you.

Learn this please, it appears more expensive but eventually it's cheaper.

Thank you.
-odoctor

You can poo in my toilet,and it's okay by me,but my money is not yours,don't play close to my wallet.You can use my shirts,but not my shorts,and I cannot share my pin with anybody.I don't even want to talk about farting in my presence,I won't take it bcus shit is disgusting..imagine the weird sound,poooom! tarh,don't try it jorh.

Na champions League we play? If it's champions League then am Bayern Munich and you're Barcelona

U see eh, I may not have a problem with others but as an igbo man, my money na my own unless we wan discuss pikin problem, leave me out of your financial problems

My girlfriend does all those things stated above except Getting money from my wallet... You will just put it back where you took it from.. What nonsense!...

ifytrik:
Nomber 1 off o, me marry a girl that will comfortably fart in my present, so dat on d day of our wedding make she use mez pursue all my guest abi? God 4bid

My girl farts @ will in my presence.

Some ladies do this even without qualifying for the competition

MJBOLT:

number 1 is a huge turnoff,dont try that rubbish abeg.

Number 2 and 3 must be done in moderation abeg,no forget say na me get am

number 4 is a big no,taking money from my wallet without my permission is stealing,i will treat you like a thief.

Anything regarding my PIN or finances is none of your business.

OCD spotted! Life ain't that hard as you made it look. Be flexible and open to new changes, what's the essence of relationship if I can't be myself in the presence of my partner.
Las Las na pretender you fit settle with.
I can't imagine counting or picking each words when talking to my partner.. Haba na!

jaelz:
Thanks I get you man, but lets all just get it straight no your 1 month old girlfriend can do all these now, you have to have known and dated her for a while first

Exactly bro... it takes time, but once it gets to that stage, you can never feel shy around each other again. I have never been there though, the girlfriends I have had are those once who think eating swallow foods is poverty. All they know is ice cream and sharwarma and rice!!!

rawpadgin:

My girl farts @ will in my presence.

Hold her tight bro, she's the one!!!!

rawpadgin:

My girl farts @ will in my presence.

she doesn't have courtesy bro I can't even fart in front of my friends sef it doesn't make sense