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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by pocohantas(f): 8:12pm On Aug 30, 2020
Dalil8:


God
Created Man
In His Own Image And Likeness. Not Woman
.

We are God-Like while you're Man-Like

Ponder on that
✌�


Lol. I wonder what you will do without your prick. Do you have personal accomplishments? Something not tied to you GOD GIVEN prick, which might be as short as your IQ.

Do you?? grin

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Nobody: 8:14pm On Aug 30, 2020
MrColdsweat:
[s][/s]

Of course, we can cause problems in the world because we created it. We built society. We gave you women a name, a role. We locked you women in the kitchen and made you cook and clean. We defined you women.

Women are the properties of men. That is why you have a man's name as your surname.

Stop comparing yourself with men.

If not your divine role as the path to existence and your breasts and vagina, men would have hunted you to extinction.
You were claiming philosopher the other day on a thread and yet this was the kind of crap you could com up with. Sigh. Let me give you a good lecture now, do you know that the first compiler was made by a woman, do you know that the first assembler language was made by a woman, do you know that the first model for a programming language was described by a woman, do you know that radioactivity was discovered by a woman. They are our equals take it or leave it.

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Dande55: 8:15pm On Aug 30, 2020
Dalil8:


God Created Man In His Own Image And Likeness. Not Woman.

We are God-Like while you're Man-Like

Ponder on that
✌�

Lmao. But na from woman pussy you came out from grin
Kneel and worship us!!

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Nobody: 8:15pm On Aug 30, 2020
Dalil8:


God Created Man In His Own Image And Likeness. Not Woman.

We are God-Like while you're Man-Like

Ponder on that
✌�

Rubbish, when they say man, they mean mankind and besides god does not exist.

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by pocohantas(f): 8:15pm On Aug 30, 2020
Dande55:
Poco, this is why these guys always gather to attack you. Your mouth is too sharp. grin grin

Them dey reach 100 when they wan attack me. So much for being superior. grin grin

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Akalia(m): 8:15pm On Aug 30, 2020
pocohantas:


God forbid that I wish to be a man. I don’t even want to know what it is to be capable of different crimes o!!!!

It is easy to imitate manhood na. The penis is the most pirated body part, even N50 cucumber can imitate it. Oga hold you prick o, men wey be men no dey find members. grin grin
All your comments on here are intended to ridicule men and spite men. Your heart is so bitter towards men. You obviously are torn up on the inside. Who did this to you!!
Women only show pseudo love for one another when it is beneficial.

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Lee99: 8:15pm On Aug 30, 2020
Thousands of years ago, the world was inherited by two species of man, Homo sapiens and homo neanderthalensis, it is believed that Homo sapiens drove the latter into extinction. So yes It goes without saying that if women really had nothing to offer apart from childbirth they would have been hunted into extinction

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Akalia(m): 8:15pm On Aug 30, 2020
pocohantas:


God forbid that I wish to be a man. I don’t even want to know what it is to be capable of different crimes o!!!!

It is easy to imitate manhood na. The penis is the most pirated body part, even N50 cucumber can imitate it. Oga hold you prick o, men wey be men no dey find members. grin grin
All your comments on here are intended to ridicule men and spite the glory of masculinity. Your heart is so bitter towards men. You obviously are torn up on the inside. Who did this to you!!
Women only show pseudo love for one another when it is beneficial.

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by pocohantas(f): 8:16pm On Aug 30, 2020
Akalia:
All your comments on here are intended to ridicule men and spite men. Your heart is so bitter towards men. You obviously are torn up on the inside. Who did this to you!!
Women only show pseudo love for one another when it is beneficial.

We show ourselves love. Some are not there yet, some will never be there- but go fck yourselves!!!

grin grin grin

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Omoluabi16(m): 8:16pm On Aug 30, 2020
pocohantas:


Well, same way the black man is the weakest link in the world. With a Nigerian man like you at the lowest of the ladder. Instead of you people to fix yourselves, you are stuck in our cervix. You wanna be tampons?

The world isn’t even fortunate to have you. You have made no impact apart from your NL moniker...which isn’t even memorable.
walahi you are something else. grin
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by JasperVII(m): 8:16pm On Aug 30, 2020
Sis code? Lol. What a load of crap

Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Nobody: 8:17pm On Aug 30, 2020
pocohantas:


Lol. I wonder what you will do without your prick. Do you have personal accomplishments? Something not tied to you GOD GIVEN prick, which might be as short as your IQ.

Do you?? grin
Dey calm down nah. Make una no dey insult all menfolk or womenfolk ahn. As much as I hate being human, I still hate being insulted.
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Dande55: 8:18pm On Aug 30, 2020
pocohantas:


Them dey reach 100 when they wan attack me. So much for being superior. grin grin
Na you fit these gender aswear grin

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Nobody: 8:19pm On Aug 30, 2020
pocohantas:


Well, same way the black man is the weakest link in the world. With a Nigerian man like you at the lowest of the ladder. Instead of you people to fix yourselves, you are stuck in our cervix. You wanna be tampons?

The world isn’t even fortunate to have you. You have made no impact apart from your NL moniker...which isn’t even memorable.
Aye mi.

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Nobody: 8:19pm On Aug 30, 2020
Dande55:

Yeah. But these men need to be put in their place. You and poco did a nice job grin
Lol. I don tell Poco before anytime she wan throw missiles make she dey warn us to take cover. That should be our Nl Sister code number 1. See as she dey fire everybody grin grin I don cry laugh tire.

Nawa oooooo, make she no let these guys vex change nationality ooo.

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Dande55: 8:21pm On Aug 30, 2020
Palema007:
Lol. I don tell Poco before anytime she wan throw missiles make she dey warn us to take cover. That should be our Nl Sister code number 1. See as she dey fire everybody grin grin I don cry laugh tire.

Nawa oooooo, make she no let these guys vex change nationality ooo.
Asiin, been laughing uncontrollably here grin
Poco, thanks for making my night
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Akalia(m): 8:21pm On Aug 30, 2020
pocohantas:


We show ourselves love. Some are not there yet, some will never be there- but go fck yourselves!!!

grin grin grin
You are already bleeped. Fucking feminist.
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by pocohantas(f): 8:22pm On Aug 30, 2020
SegFault:

Dey calm down nah. Make una no dey insult all menfolk or womenfolk ahn. As much as I hate being human, I still hate being insulted.

But that was for him, not general. It is a question. Apart from being a man- what does he have going on as a HUMAN?? Many of them CANNOT answer that! They just ride on penis-privilege and have everyone assume they are automatically more hardworking, intelligent and logical than the next woman.

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by MrColdsweat: 8:23pm On Aug 30, 2020
[s]
SegFault:

You were claiming philosopher the other day on a thread and yet this was the kind of crap you could com up with. Sigh. Let me give you a good lecture now, do you know that the first compiler was made by a woman, do you know that the first assembler language was made by a woman, do you know that the first model for a programming language was described by a woman, do you know that radioactivity was discovered by a woman. They are our equals take it or leave it.
[/s]

98% of inventions were done by men.

Men and women are not equal in anyway.

Can a female team play against a male team?

The Australian women football team lost 15-0 to the under-14 men team.

Compared to men, Women have smaller craniums. This results in poor decision making and their tendency to be illogical and frequently emotional.

Asides cooking and cleaning, what particular role did women play in bringing society to this level?

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Nobody: 8:23pm On Aug 30, 2020
c as all this jolly mortals dey type away at this irrelevant topic man or no man woman or no woman that personality with fleshless wide grin empty eye socket and a triangle shaped hollow for a nose is constantly stulking us everyday and everytime you should be more bothered about his visit.
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by OBku4(m): 8:24pm On Aug 30, 2020
When u see a man arguing/exchanging words with a woman (especially the uncouth ones) then there is something wrong with his head.

smh
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by pocohantas(f): 8:25pm On Aug 30, 2020
MrColdsweat:
[s][/s]

Asides cooking and cleaning, what particular role did women play in bringing society to this level?

What role did you and your ancestors play? Selling yourselves for mirrors and wristwatches?

Go sit your ass down.

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by LINTUNE(m): 8:26pm On Aug 30, 2020
Palema007:
It's obvious you Don hit head for ground! PLEASE fvck off!
wish u the same madam...as if weda u apologise or not, it would affect my life in anyway , do i even know u, let alone give a Bleep about ur apologies..rubbish
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by pocohantas(f): 8:26pm On Aug 30, 2020
Omoluabi16:
walahi you are something else. grin

Ah olowo orimi. Shey you know you are not among? grin grin grin
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by zubydave(m): 8:26pm On Aug 30, 2020
decatalyst:
Compound iranu...
grin grin grin
I need to report this guy
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by ruffDiamond: 8:29pm On Aug 30, 2020
pocohantas:


Thank God you know vagina has PRICE. What of prick? The most unscarce resources. More available than water. You don’t even need to be the highest bidder to fck men. Just make yourself available and they’ll bring it out for you. Very anyhow creatures. grin grin

more reason why I said y'all worthless! so,making, so seeing a hard ,throbbing dick is all it takes to throw your away to collect lashing?? as in making it,yourself available (verbatim)?even na that DAT of the crazeman with dreadful dreadlocks in your neighborhood walking around butt naked?the most available resources? OK ,I understand who I'm talking to now,no surprise. there, run of the mill runzG
...bye
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by MrColdsweat: 8:29pm On Aug 30, 2020
[s]
pocohantas:


What role did you and your ancestor play? Selling yourselves for mirrors and wristwatches?

Go sit your ass down.
[/s]
Stop comparing yourself with men..

When you get married, your father will handover his ownership to your husband. Your husband will head to the court to remove your father's name and put his own name.

You know why?

Because, like a plot of land, a car, a house etc, women are the properties of men.

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Gadaluck(m): 8:31pm On Aug 30, 2020
[quote author=Finnese001 post=93398002][/quote]

grin grin grin
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by michjunior: 8:31pm On Aug 30, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Funny.,....
Our bro code for real niggarrrz is always working
But i can bet my balls that the sister code is not working
Females don't love themselves the way they pretend to.. especially in public..they pretend to love themselves in public......they don't love themselves at all...for all those ladies quoting me...am the only niggarrr among six children.. I got five female siblings....I know what am saying.....even sisters see themselves as competition

Na female discussion you go hear something like this on phone
Jennifer: hello baby...my sweetheart heart
Sandra:. How are you darling?
Jennifer: are you at home?
Sandra : yes..
Jennifer:: okay am coming.. prepare something
Sandra: okay honey...I will Cook fried rice...come quickly
Call ends... Sandra is like this witch don dey come again

But if na boys..they will be acting as of they hate each other whereas they love each other... You go hear something like this
Kelvin: idiot how far?
Terry: your father...
Kelvin: you dey house?....I just weak my guy
Terry: I dey house..wetin happen...why you weak?
Kelvin: arsenal jus cut my ticket
Terry: you see your life..I nor say make you nor carry arsenal for that game yesterday
Kelvin: I dey come your side..shebi you cook
Terry: for where....I nor cook anything....na even garri I drink sleep yesterday...but come first...two hundred Naira dey with me...make we buy two cup of rice take arrange oil jollof


nigga....oil full your head dey drop
Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Nobody: 8:32pm On Aug 30, 2020
LINTUNE:
wish u the same madam...as if weda u apologise or not, it would affect my life in anyway , do i even know u, let alone give a Bleep about ur apologies..rubbish
See this effeminate guy... Lol na your type go dey drag "last to respond" with woman. grin grin

Anyway this will be my last response to you here I don't have time for sissies. smiley Bye!

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by pocohantas(f): 8:34pm On Aug 30, 2020
ruffDiamond:
more reason why I said y'all worthless! so,making, so seeing a hard ,throbbing dick is all it takes to throw your away to collect lashing?? as in making it,yourself available (verbatim)?even na that DAT of the crazeman with dreadful dreadlocks in your neighborhood walking around butt naked?the most available resources? OK ,I understand who I'm talking to now,no surprise. there, run of the mill runzG
...bye

Why are you crying? You said something has price, now you say it is worthless? Is your superior head paining you?

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Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Gadaluck(m): 8:34pm On Aug 30, 2020
MrColdsweat:

Stop comparing yourself with men..

When you get married, your father will handover his ownership to your husband. Your husband will head to the court to remove your father's name and put his own name.

You know why?

Because, like a plot of land, a car, a house etc, women are the properties of men.

Chai, punchline but simple truth. Feminists them beware!

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